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Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:56 am
You gotta live in the now, ya know man? Like, take it all in, far out.
My youngest brother is getting married and a friend of his is setting up the bachelor party. It felt weird to tell him the whole month of July is out of play for me. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?
Anyway, I was sitting on the can at a restaurant last night and this dude comes into the next stall and proceeded to hurl his measly black guts out into the toilet. Pondering about how this could be the start of zombies, I stupidly call over from the next stall and ask if he's alright. Crap, now he knows where I am if he is indeed turning into a zombie. Thankfully he wasn't. But his human response? "Naw, HURLLLLHGHHHGHHGABBBBAHHHHH, I'm not driving, it'll be alHUGHBHBHBHHBHBHHGHBHHBHHGBHBHBHHBHHright." He hurled twice more. I can't imagine what and how much this dude was drinking. After washing my hands, I walked out yelling, "Pro tip man- you need some water!"