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Wed Jul 24, 2002 10:50 am
Where do I start? I've so many stories with my "hot rod Japanese Buick" that I'm not sure which are good and which are not.
Well, I'll start with the best (or worst if you are a law abiding citizen). Next post I'll mention the most recent.
WARNING: Don’t try this at home, children.
I first purchased my 1998 Infiniti Q45 brand new from Midway Infiniti in August, 1998. I work for a personal injury law firm here in Phoenix and travel a lot for my work. A few months later, I was headed to Coolidge, Arizona to meet a client at home. I was 31 years old at the time.
I’m heading down I-10 south of Chandler, headed towards Casa Grande. For those of you Arizonans, this is a wide open, flat four lane interstate highway with hardly any development around at all.
Being a big Star Trek fan, my license plate reads WARP 7. If any of you have seen a deep bronze-colored Q45 (the factory calls it ‘expresso’) with that plate, then that’s me. *grins*
By the way, here is my ‘Trekified speedo:’
Anything below 60 mph = impulse power only (sublight speeds)60 mph = Warp 1 (speed of light)70 mph = Warp 280 mph = Warp 3
and so on...
I decide to open her up when I cleared Queen Creek road, so I ordered up full power from the engine room and the big Q surged forward. At Warp 4 (90 mph), I had to close the moonroof as the buffeting on the bridge became too intense. Scotty began whining on the intercom as we passed Warp 6. By the time we got to Warp 7, I was starting to get pretty nervous. Why? Because working for a personal injury firm as I have for the last decade, you see all sorts of horrible accidents and high speeds are usually catastrophic in terms of injuries and deaths. Of course I had my seatbelt on and the Q45 is a very safe vehicle with lots of airbags and side impact door beams, but once you get into the triple digits, all bets are off if there is a problem, and you have a very narrow margin of error. The forces involved increase at an exponential rate, and unlike starships, we have neither shields nor inertia dampeners to save our butts if there is a problem.
As always, the big Infiniti was unflappable. It was like sitting on a leather sofa going well into the triple digits. No vibrations, nothing like that. The road narrowed into a tunnel, and looking to the side revealed merely a brown and green blur as the Q45 thundered down the highway, all four point one liters sucking down air as she moved ever faster. Past Warp 7 (120 mph), there isn’t much left in the engine. It is a fairly gradual acceleration from the point onwards. Still, I kept the accelerator hard down and the speedo steadily crept upwards. Warp 8, then Warp 9 passed. I had never driven a car this fast in my entire life. Still, she was smooth and tracked straight. As Warp 10 approached (150 mph), the engine was running at something like 5,000 or 6,000 RPM, and while you could hear it screaming, it was muted and rather soft. By this time, Scotty had passed out down in engineering and I was alone on the wide open highway. It was incredible how fast I would gain on the rare car and roar past them. First a speck, then it grew impossibly fast and was past you almost before you could react.
At Warp 10.1 (151 mph), the electronic governor finally engaged. The engine would throttle back to about 150 mph and then return to 151 mph, idling back and forth between the two. At this point, I was covering 220 feet PER SECOND, or almost the full length of a football field. This is 13,200 feet per minute, or two and a half miles. At this speed, I could make Tucson (90 miles from Phoenix) in 36 minutes. Mind you, the average reaction time of a driver in good health at a relatively young age is about 3/4 of a second. That means I would cover 150 feet, or half a football field, before I realized there was a hazard on the roadway. It takes about two seconds to put your foot on the brake from the gas, which means even before my car starts braking, I will cover some 600 feet, or two football fields. To bring a car down from that speed, well, let’s just say it is a REALLY long distance. This is what was making me so nervous. The car was sound but too many things were running through my head. Basically, I was peeing in my pants. If there was a problem, it would be like the scene from the Six Million Dollar Man on TV in the 1970s. A cloud of dust in the desert with parts of the vehicle and me flying in all directions. ‘Paper 3, we’re losing altitude.’
As I came over the slight rise near the rest stop between Riggs Road and Casa Grand, I saw to my horror a highway patrol vehicle going the other way, at the same time my radar detector went nuts! HOLY CRAP! (He had his radar off until he saw me whizzing over the hill, then lit me up like a Christmas tree). I started to lay off of the accelerator and my speed drifted down into the 140 mph range (Warp 9 or so). I looked in the rearview mirror as the cop plunged into the median. A huge cloud of dust appeared as he executed a U-turn (probably at 50 mph given the amount of skidding likely going on) and I could dimly see his lights start flashing as he came after me! OHMIGOD!
I actually started to slow even more in preparation to pull over when it struck me all at once: If I stopped, I would not be getting a ticket from Occifer Friendly. I would be going straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Then the second thing hit me: My significant other’s brother is a sergeant with the Rochester, NY police department. He told me long ago that most police Ford Crown Victorias have a top speed of about 135 mph. Unless I slowed, HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO CATCH UP TO ME. In fact, he was already falling further and further behind as I was still moving at about 140 mph.
Something came over me (likely stupidity and fear) and I re-buried it. The Q accelerated once more to 150-151 mph and now I was technically a felon, fleeing the police down I-10. I was no longer concerned with the cop behind me. I was afraid of his radio, for no car can outrun the real speed of light. You know he was on the horn screaming for help, likely because ‘a maniac’ just passed him going 150 mph. I had to get off that freeway and fast.
Just then, like a blessing, I saw the turnoff for Highway 387 to Florence. I took the off ramp at 90 mph. Maneuvering thrusters were engaged as I took the 70 degree left turn at 50 mph, the TCS light flashing madly as the ABS attempted to keep me from skidding. I roared over the freeway and then angled off to the southeast, now on a rural two lane blacktop in central Arizona. Warp speeds once more returned and I pushed her to over 100 mph as I flew down this narrow highway. As I approached the intersection with State Route 87 to Coolidge, I saw a little flashing two miles behind me. The cop was still coming.
As I approached the intersection, I was now presented with a rather dangerous situation. There was a lumbering motorhome I was rapidly gaining on, going in the same direction. I knew it would take him an hour to make the 120 degree right turn (very sharp), which I did not have time for. He was perhaps 200 feet from the intersection and I was about 200 feet behind him. I accelerated to perhaps Warp 6 (110 mph) and passed him ON THE RIGHT shoulder, then slammed in front of him and swung wide to make this sharp right turn, leaning hard on the brakes in the process. Good thing the Q has good brakes, because I needed every ounce of braking power she had. I probably took this turn at 70 mph. This time, the scene in the ****pit was all elbows and ***holes as I wrestled the big sedan into the turn. I needed both lanes of oncoming traffic to recover and I almost ran off the far side of the road, tires screaming in protest as I brought her around. Fortunately, I had already determined there was no oncoming traffic (nice thing about Arizona - not much vegetation to block views). I barely recovered and resumed main engine acceleration, once more passing Warp 7 and then Warp 8, screaming towards Coolidge. I never saw hide nor hair of the cop again. 15 miles later, I slunk into town at sublight speeds and parked behind my client’s house. To this day, they don’t know why I did this, but I’m sure they wondered. I was shaking like a leaf.
Two hours later, I finished my interview and needed to return home to Phoenix. I decided it would not be smart to return home the same way I came, lest they be lying in wait for me. I drove 20 miles west out of my way to Casa Grande, then came up 387 to I-10. As I came over the same bridge from the opposite direction that I had fled down just two hours before, I saw three DPS vehicles (highway patrol cruisers) facing southeast, waiting and watching down the same direction that I had went down. Very lucky for me, they were not watching behind them. It was dusk by this time anyway (I had waited) so they may have missed me. I quietly made the left turn onto northbound I-10 and discreetly headed home.
Folks, I was real effing lucky. I could have very easily killed myself or someone around me. It was stupid and unwise.
Since then, I have never driven the Q that hard. Maybe I’ve had it up to 100 mph a couple of times in the over four years since then, and that was very briefly to pass or something. I learned my lesson in fear, and spades. It is nice to be able to drive a supercar like this, but with that power comes an awesome responsibility.
--don