I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

hahhaahathis is what i think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O75Nh-9kGQ0bad vid quality but love the movie

, that is totally me running around my house playing tag with the dog lol.

[Encryptshun]

Good morning, Nico whores.

Recap of Tom's visit to Tina? FBI happy with his new 240? Faizan actually had time to post?

Stock market crashed?

What else has happened?

[numbnuts240]

What else has happened?

i got my 2008 & 2009 nico calendars in yesterday afternoon. oh, and i fapped, vigorously, while watching free pron on the interwebs. but that's not really news, is it? more like common knowledge now.

[EZcheese15]

Where Do Nico Models Come From?

Other Then Vajajays...

Only Known One, That Actually Had A Nissan And Posted Here.

You must be talking about nismochick. She's cool as hell.

Most of the best ones we've had have actually contacted us and asked if they could model. Also, most of them actually frequent Nico, but don't post. 2 of the 3 this in Atlanta this year work at a Nissan dealer, and the 3rd was a friend of theirs.

[Marenta]

Ever been to Miami Beach? Sometimes, you can see some nice Puerto Rican or Cuban women that are dressed up in Gucci and LV driving around in Aston Martins and ****. They're nice to look at, but you know that they're married to some rich lawyer or doctor or something, but the car and the women aren't that bad of a drawback.. mostly the cars.

[drksolest]

Hey torry, did you send out my calander?

[marlin29311]

Nico models come from a mysterious land of "Women you're never going to sleep with unless they're smashed and passed out drunk because they're just too damned hot for a loser like you to touch" but, then again, they could just be normal women. Who knows?

Who you calling a loser?

[Marenta]

Anybody who trolls the internet with as much frequency as we do?

This is going to sound ridiculous.. but, my youtube page is loading in japanese text, and I can't turn it off because I can't read Kanji.

[numbnuts240]

we've had have

Ever been to Miami Beach?

no, but your initial description made me lol, i haven't heard someone talk that way in a long time.

[drksolest]

rrrrrrrrrr i don't know what u guys r doing for Halloween but i can't think of a costume. past few years i did anime chicks... don't wanna do that again. Suggestions?

[numbnuts240]

rrrrrrrrrr i don't know what u guys r doing for Halloween but i can't think of a costume. past few years i did anime chicks... don't wanna do that again. Suggestions?

trisha takanawa. i'll be quagmire

[drksolest]

Trisha Takanawa: I'm standing outside the hotel cause they don't allow asians in there.

[Jager]

so i have to do some shopping, as a guy normally id be terrified of such an idea, especially when it comes to blinds/curtains. (i need privacy panels for my roman shade window blinds) however as a guy i think i may have covered the bases enough to be ok.

1. they sell them at lowes/home depot

2 it requires measuring out to be sure i get the right size, and it may require assembly so I can use tools.

3. it will let me sleep better as it will darken the room more with eth blinds down and curtains closed.

i haven't yet decided whether that is really making it a manly pursuit, however i have to go stop by a gun store on the way home as well so i should be fine.....

maybe

pray for me.

[EZcheese15]

Hey torry, did you send out my calander?

Yeah, sent it yesterday.

[EZcheese15]

rrrrrrrrrr i don't know what u guys r doing for Halloween but i can't think of a costume. past few years i did anime chicks... don't wanna do that again. Suggestions?

http://www.3wishes.com

[drksolest]

http://www.3wishes.com

whoa!! I could not go out in public like that.....next please...

[drksolest]

Yeah, sent it yesterday.

k

[Marenta]

I'd pimp either this one:or this one:

[EZcheese15]

whoa!! I could not go out in public like that.....next please...

Riiiight.....but you'll walk into a gas station in boxers

[IanS]

Good morning, Nico whores.

Recap of Tom's visit to Tina? FBI happy with his new 240?

From what I hear the party was a bust due to Tom being captured in IL, I will quote the story for you.

Im sure Tom just spotted some hot young thing somewhere, and he just had to stop and impregnate her, but her evil father caught them. Now Tom is working off his debt on a farm picking raspberries, and rutabagas. We wont hear from him for a few weeks, but sooner or later he will access a computer long enough to get out a help message. The valiant members of this thread will then take to the road with a mission to rescue. We will all meet in a quaint little tavern near the edge of town where the farmer is known to wet his tongue. Deidra, you can use your feminine whiles to woo the farmer, arranging a meeting back at his squallier of a farm house. Boy will he be surprised when our varied group shows up, armed to the hilt. The ensuing battle will be bloody and violent, though the only casualties will be that of a guard dog named Ralph, who was only attempting to do his duty, and a very unlucky mouse who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Tom will be so pleased by his rescue that he will buy us all ice cream and hookers.

If anyone needs me I will be in the basement packing my camouflage sweat pants, and waxing my bowstring.

As for my car, I am extremely excited about it, and you can check out the build thread for it here: zer...age=1

[numbnuts240]

dude, last i heard, his pants were being held captive in tn, he sounded distraught, incoherent, and a bit flustered, or was it arousal....anywho, he didn't sound well.

[drksolest]

yeah torry... boxers don't show much.... i wear stuff under them n' it's not like I have anything that'll fall out. hahaha

what about this http://cgi.ebay.com/Sexy-Frenc...0.m14never did the obvious crap that everyone has done...

[Marenta]

This one.. yes.. this one..

[Marenta]

yeah torry... boxers don't show much.... i wear stuff under them n' it's not like I have anything that'll fall out. hahaha

what about this http://cgi.ebay.com/Sexy-Frenc...0.m14never did the obvious crap that everyone has done...

Better picture of same outfit..

[drksolest]

what u think? i don't think i can pull off a two piece... i like the tube top thingy on the french maid though

[numbnuts240]

yeah

oh yeah

fap fap fap

wait

stop it

damn you google image search, you got me again

but the nurses , hellooooooo nurse

[drksolest]

bwahahahahahahahahhah

[Marenta]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

lolz... I'm still laughing

[SEV6]

Random pic is random, and that chick looks tarded....for real

[Marenta]

Well, I could do the real uniform.. which is something like this, but without the gold band around the cover, shoulder-boards, and A LOT more medals than this chick.