I LEARNED'D something today!

[snwbrdr435]

mercenaries 2 is owning my off time right now, and looking for a somewhat cancerless 240.

[xckid]

sorry guys had to end up going to work. ehh got called in ...parents went out for dinner with out me ...and didnt bring me back anything -_-

[IanS]

sorry guys had to end up going to work. ehh got called in ...parents went out for dinner with out me ...and didnt bring me back anything -_-

I always hated when my parents would do that. Yaaaawwwwwwn

Its almost time for bed.

[xckid]

ya they still do that -__- that or they bring me their left overs saying i can have it but they know well we do not have the same taste in food.

[krimsonviper]

hey john do you get picture mail? in your txts? or video mail?

huh? if you're sending me a pic message, send it. so long as it isnt a pen15

[krimsonviper]

I want to go to sleep.. but I must clean.. *yawn*

doing what women do best! lol PWNT!

[numbnuts240]

huh? if you're sending me a pic message, send it. so long as it isnt a pen15

i'm a little lost since you asked me for a vid of my dog cleaning his, um, member the other night

[Marenta]

doing what women do best! lol PWNT!

You just wish I'd clean your house.. in a French maid outfit.

[Jager]

something tells me we wont be seeing that outfit at vir.....

for every guy in the thread i will say... damn shame too :P

[numbnuts240]

horndogs

[Marenta]

horndogs

Next to baseball and apple pie, it's about as past-time as that.

[Dittoz7]

Yay Next Page!

Ok Who Ever Needs A Quick/Long Laugh This Morning.

I Give You This Jewel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

Never Really Found Mad TV Funny, Except Some Skits Like This.

[Jager]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

watch and laugh

[EZcheese15]

something tells me we wont be seeing that outfit at vir.....

for every guy in the thread i will say... damn shame too :P

Nope, instead she'll be wearing a mod shirt and nothing else

[drksolest]

Yay Next Page!

Ok Who Ever Needs A Quick/Long Laugh This Morning.

I Give You This Jewel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

Never Really Found Mad TV Funny, Except Some Skits Like This.

da bak of yo head is re-dik-u-lous....

can i have yo number

[numbnuts240]

Nope, instead she'll be wearing a mod shirt and nothing else

can i have yo number

no

[Dittoz7]

Dunno About You Guys, But I Almost Died Laughing...

da bak of yo head is re-dik-u-lous....

can i have yo number

[drksolest]

just for that tito.... i'm texting ya at work today!

n so it begins!

[Marenta]

da bak of yo head is re-dik-u-lous....

Who honestly says that, anyway?

But, I almost fell out of my chair laughing when he said that.

Nobody shall have my #... I send out bad text messages.. very bad.

[drksolest]

if someone really did hit on me like that (over acting), i'd have to give him my number... and laugh.

[numbnuts240]

so for the first time in my life, i was up early enough to wait outside a store for it to open for the sole intention of buying one thing before it sold out again. granted it was 11am on a sunday morning, i still felt like a douche for being there. i didn't wait in the line, but i sat in my car listening to some tunes, planning out my course of action once the door was unlocked. step out of car, close door, leap over bushes, arm car alarm midair (because it's cooler that way, plus i saw it all in slow motion before i even moved), land in a somersault, recover and find myself in the front of the line, cutting off many angry shoppers. of course the door didn't close right the first time, i almost tripped over the curb, and no one else was there for the same reason i was. but at least it was cool in my head. so i get to the correct aisle and don't see any on the shelf. i ask the dude in the blue shirt if they got some in last night like i was assured, and he says yeah and goes to retrieve my new toy. he extends it out to me, i snatch it, hug it for a minute and creep away muttering about having my precious. i grab a few more accessories and purchase my items. now it's off to the parents' house because they have a much bigger and nicer tv (surprisingly, mine still works pretty damned well considering it's just about as old as i am). i am in wii teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing heaven. my shoulder was sore all day yesterday from many hours of wii bowling and mario galaxy kicks royal ***. of course, in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have gotten it since there's a good chance i will never get anything done after work again, but in the meantime, i'll continue to be a loser and stay home with my video games, well until i beat mario and realize that i can't yet afford a new game to replace it.

oh yeah, i got drunk on friday. but who didn't, am i right?

[Jager]

long as we dont have torry pulling a nico model again.....

[Dittoz7]

Where Do Nico Models Come From?

Other Then Vajajays...

Only Known One, That Actually Had A Nissan And Posted Here.

[drksolest]

so for the first time in my life, i was up early enough to wait outside a store for it to open for the sole intention of buying one thing before it sold out again. granted it was 11am on a sunday morning, i still felt like a douche for being there. i didn't wait in the line, but i sat in my car listening to some tunes, planning out my course of action once the door was unlocked. step out of car, close door, leap over bushes, arm car alarm midair (because it's cooler that way, plus i saw it all in slow motion before i even moved), land in a somersault, recover and find myself in the front of the line, cutting off many angry shoppers. of course the door didn't close right the first time, i almost tripped over the curb, and no one else was there for the same reason i was. but at least it was cool in my head. so i get to the correct aisle and don't see any on the shelf. i ask the dude in the blue shirt if they got some in last night like i was assured, and he says yeah and goes to retrieve my new toy. he extends it out to me, i snatch it, hug it for a minute and creep away muttering about having my precious. i grab a few more accessories and purchase my items. now it's off to the parents' house because they have a much bigger and nicer tv (surprisingly, mine still works pretty damned well considering it's just about as old as i am). i am in wii teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing heaven. my shoulder was sore all day yesterday from many hours of wii bowling and mario galaxy kicks royal ***. of course, in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have gotten it since there's a good chance i will never get anything done after work again, but in the meantime, i'll continue to be a loser and stay home with my video games, well until i beat mario and realize that i can't yet afford a new game to replace it.

oh yeah, i got drunk on friday. but who didn't, am i right?

sounds like you had fun getting it!

[Marenta]

Nico models come from a mysterious land of "Women you're never going to sleep with unless they're smashed and passed out drunk because they're just too damned hot for a loser like you to touch" but, then again, they could just be normal women. Who knows?

[Dittoz7]

Nico models come from a mysterious land of "Women you're never going to sleep with unless they're smashed and passed out drunk because they're just too damned hot for a loser like you to touch"

I'm Pretty Sure I Own A Beach House Over There.

[numbnuts240]

i make every trip outside my house into an adventure. i like to imagine myself as a shorter, less suave version of james bond. i make up different personas when i go into stores. hell, i've gone to the mattress dept. of sears with my sister and went on to the sales rep about how we were newly engaged and just moving in together and needed a new mattress. not too stiff for her, but not too soft for me. i spent two hours lying on different expensive *** mattresses, bouncing on them, rolling around, i even got them to bring out the paper work. when they wouldn't cut the price too low, i'd whisper to my sister and tell them that we had a better deal somewhere else, get up, and leave. thank you sales rep, the movie wasn't for another two hours, and you just filled my time perfectly .

[drksolest]

i make every trip outside my house into an adventure. i like to imagine myself as a shorter, less suave version of james bond. i make up different personas when i go into stores. hell, i've gone to the mattress dept. of sears with my sister and went on to the sales rep about how we were newly engaged and just moving in together and needed a new mattress. not too stiff for her, but not too soft for me. i spent two hours lying on different expensive *** mattresses, bouncing on them, rolling around, i even got them to bring out the paper work. when they wouldn't cut the price too low, i'd whisper to my sister and tell them that we had a better deal somewhere else, get up, and leave. thank you sales rep, the movie wasn't for another two hours, and you just filled my time perfectly .

hahhaahathis is what i think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O75Nh-9kGQ0bad vid quality but love the movie

[Marenta]

I'm Pretty Sure I Own A Beach House Over There.

Only good thing about Miami area is looking at all the hot *** cars driving around.. sometimes you can see a nice Boricua or Mami running around in their dime piece outfits and boyfriend's Porsche in Miami Beach.

[numbnuts240]

sometimes you can see a nice Boricua or Mami running around in their dime piece outfits and boyfriend's Porsche in Miami Beach.