I LEARNED'D something today!

[IanS]

Well, Im out, gotta go put gas in the S14, then go to work.

[xckid]

peace

pics ftw

[Marenta]

Lunch and Uhaul truck ftw.. deuces guys.. bbl.

[numbnuts240]

u guys only have to figure out how they come off i thought

pffft, simple. i wear this little number at all times for those specific occasions

[Jager]

so im back from the store, hung my privacy liners from the shades and am now cleaning parts of the house... fun times

in other news the guy working on my s12 finally got back to me, i will not post what was said until i know the entire story, but i may just have a surprise at VIR....

and garder belts FTW. nothing is more fun then finding one of those when your enjoying sexy time.

well ok there are other things that are as fun, but garders tend to come out only on special occasions. and yeah...

[Marenta]

You can't cut a garter belt.. besides, nothing is hotter than a woman wearing an old shirt (preferably one of yours) and nothing else.. that's hot.

[Edit:Stupid hacker crack bois thought they could outsmart me and block the embedded coding to view the image source.. stupid them, I'm not a newb at the interweb.]

[numbnuts240]

You can't cut a garter belt.. besides, nothing is hotter than a woman wearing an old shirt (preferably one of yours) and nothing else.. that's hot.

[Edit:Stupid hacker crack bois thought they could outsmart me and block the embedded coding to view the image source.. stupid them, I'm not a newb at the interweb.]

can't cut a garter belt? says you . and no, there is nothing hotter than your girl wearing nothing but an old shirt of yours

[numbnuts240]

effing bored

[Marenta]

omg... I just was curious, and I went to find out some information about the Doctor that did my reductive mammoplasty.. and, I looked up his business. He has tons of examples of his work up on the website, and sure enough.. my boobs are up there. I was like

[BigMACKenzie]

can't cut a garter belt? if she is cool she will let you use something like this: otherwise man up and use your teeth

Edit: Hey your boobs are famous!

[numbnuts240]

omg... I just was curious, and I went to find out some information about the Doctor that did my reductive mammoplasty.. and, I looked up his business. He has tons of examples of his work up on the website, and sure enough.. my boobs are up there. I was like

aaaaaaaannnnnddddd, here come the requests for a link....

[Marenta]

This is where I say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk You all... I ain't even telling you what part of the COUNTRY I got the surgery in, let alone what the website is.. screw that noise.

[BigMACKenzie]

yeah purely for scientific reasons and aerodynamics research of course

[drksolest]

effing bored

[numbnuts240]

yeah purely for scientific reasons and aerodynamics research of course

indubitably

reptar ftmfw

[BigMACKenzie]

reptar is awesome, he was representin' way before trogdor. def an O.G

[EZcheese15]

This is where I say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk You all... I ain't even telling you what part of the COUNTRY I got the surgery in, let alone what the website is.. screw that noise.

Hahaha. Damn.

[Encryptshun]

This is where I say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk You all... I ain't even telling you what part of the COUNTRY I got the surgery in, let alone what the website is.. screw that noise.

Yet you go out of the way to draw attention to the fact that your boobs are out on the intarwebs.

Marenta, you are the biggest attention whore on NICO. And I mean that in the most loving way possible.

[BigMACKenzie]

Also: not telling us is no way for your boobs to get famous anytime soon if you are srs about this...

[Marenta]

Oh, hell, if you're really ingenious, you can find **** about me all over the damned internet.. some of it not so savory.. so, anyway...

This picture was me about, a year after my son was born, so 5 years ago. Pre-surgery. And, if this doesn't scare you, I'm sure I can find something else that does.. bwahahahaha..

I went from a 44DD to a 36C.. thank god.

[numbnuts240]

Yet you go out of the way to draw attention to the fact that your boobs are out on the intarwebs.

Marenta, you are the biggest attention whore on NICO. And I mean that in the most loving way possible.

Also: not telling us is no way for your boobs to get famous anytime soon if you are srs about this...

[BigMACKenzie]

those are awesome, sad to have them go. But I understand, If i had two appendages that made retards stare at me and effed my back up I would be pissed too.

[numbnuts240]

i have one appendage like that, but i feel that the pros outweigh the cons

(i set you up chad, bring it home)

[Encryptshun]

I went from a 44DD to a 36C.. thank god.

I used to toy around with noting a bewb-size formula as a mathematical expression.

44DD to a 36C would be a change of -8(DD-C). C goes into DD AD times and A operates as a function of {D}, so the result would be a difference of 1/(8^A{D}) or, if viewed as an absolute integer, 8(-1/ ).

It's all highly complicated. The only flaw I've found is that if you deal with Calista Flockhart, you're working with imaginary numbers and you can't plot the points.

[Marenta]

I lost 12 lbs from the surgery alone.

And, about being an attention whore, yes, I suppose I am. But, I like negative attention, and I expect it, and I thrive off of it. But, I think I've been going about it the wrong way. I tend to try and not rain on everybody's parade, though.

And, no offense taken, Chad.

[Marenta]

I used to toy around with noting a bewb-size formula as a mathematical expression.

44D to a 36C would be a change of -8(DD-C). C goes into DD AD times and A operates as a function of {D}, so the result would be a difference of 1/(8^A{D}) or, if viewed as an absolute integer, 8(-1/ ).

Seriously, that made me

[BigMACKenzie]

I used to toy around with noting a bewb-size formula as a mathematical expression.

44D to a 36C would be a change of -8(DD-C). C goes into DD AD times and A operates as a function of {D}, so the result would be a difference of 1/(8^A{D}) or, if viewed as an absolute integer, 8(-1/ ).

dude she is an engineer, not boring

[Marenta]

I guess my boobs shut this thread down hardcore.

[numbnuts240]

they may all still be recovering from the major fap session they had to endure searching out plastic surgeons for pics of your tits.

[drksolest]

I guess my boobs shut this thread down hardcore.

they may all still be recovering from the major fap session they had to endure searching out plastic surgeons for pics of your tits.

when found send my way!