I LEARNED'D something today!

[MellowZ32]

i hate you for that, but there are three things that you got going on that negate those feelings of hatred. one, you have pedobear as an avatar...just plain awesome. two, you are a part of the "save the zenkis" movement, therefor you are my brother. and lastly, you are a ninja, ninjas just plain rock. you, good sir, are a trifecta of cool and are now officially allowed to be a d-bag at any time. carry on

thanks dude!and you're right Pedo Bear is awesome

and I like been a D-bag!!now where tha F is Nala? so I can be a D-bag to him

[numbnuts240]

i want a sticker for my rear side window of him peeking through the tint.

[IanS]

i want a sticker for my rear side window of him peeking through the tint.

An Asian guy with a WRX has a pedobear sticker climbing out of his back window.

[Ar878]

[numbnuts240]

nice, i gotta find somewhere to buy one.

[MellowZ32]

like takatori's R34? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZZ1Hnz6Nww

[Dattebayo]

I just got into my new job, and I'm at the hotel down here in southern MD. man, this place is nice! Except for the locals all looking at me strange because of my all-black clothing, it seems OK I guess. I have a hotel room big enough for 4 people (it's the handicapped room, lol).

Anyway, I got enough groceries on the company dime to last the week, and I haven't even gotten close to the $200 a week allowance. I think I ma going to get a few drinks using that up at the end of the day, maybe. Lets see what it all means later.

[MellowZ32]

good luck with the new job!

[Marenta]

I hate the drive from Roanoke to Olney.. but, I love driving to Roanoke. On the other hand, my credit is still sucky. I can't wait to start school again.. that's going to be awesome!

[numbnuts240]

that's exactly what i want. tina sent me a pic of one on a wrx from when she went to nashville and i've wanted it since.

hi dave. new job sounds cool so far, hopefully it all works out for you.

[Dattebayo]

Thanks guys. Its a little weird to be out on my own like this after the 3 month wait for a job.

I really hope I don't screw this one up at all. My "teacher" is already sighing about how I don't know how to hook up a terminal block cable. She also drives like a mad woman. I hope one of the local police officers at least try to take her licence. I wanted to puke after the ride with her.

[Marenta]

Eeek, I hope it gets better, Dave.

On the other hand.. I think Wingo is my new inspiration for a paint scheme..

[Dattebayo]

Another thing, There is NO HOTEL BAR!

One of the maintenance workers did gave me a Corona 6-pack tho and let me smoke in the maintenance room. They have a big screen and are watching Monday Night Football. This is amusing, lol

[MellowZ32]

^ welcome to the good life!

[IanS]

Thanks guys. Its a little weird to be out on my own like this after the 3 month wait for a job.

I really hope I don't screw this one up at all. My "teacher" is already sighing about how I don't know how to hook up a terminal block cable. She also drives like a mad woman. I hope one of the local police officers at least try to take her licence. I wanted to puke after the ride with her.

I feel your pain.

I hate riding in peoples cars whose driving skills I do not trust. I can list on one hand the number of people I trust to drive. I honestly can not remember the last time I rode in a car with a women driver, other than my wife. Its been at least 2 years, bad drivers terrify me.

[Dattebayo]

Thanks, Ian. She says that she used to "race cars" in Hawaii, where she is a native hula-dancer... This remains to be seen. I swear the picture they used of her to show me who I was working with has been doctored in some way also, because shelooks NOTHING like that.

Today has definitely been some kind of trip, man!

[MellowZ32]

so is she a fattie?

[Dattebayo]

LOL no. Shes just an average 40-some year old asian chick. She looks white in the other photo. I mean like blonde white. This chick is red-tan with black hair. Something is going on here...

[MellowZ32]

well, women are devious by nature.

[notslow]

so you're watching water boil? i always get that way when i'm waiting for a new part.

dood its brutal. Its coming from Ohio and Im in BC so its taking forever, not that it matters anyway because my car is off the road but it will sure as hell be fun to look at haha

[IanS]

LOL no. Shes just an average 40-some year old asian chick. She looks white in the other photo. I mean like blonde white. This chick is red-tan with black hair. Something is going on here...

Hmmm, she is worried about her appearance. This means she is self conscious. I would compliment her on her looks, see where it goes. You might be able to mix a little work with pleasure.

If you know what I mean.

[Dattebayo]

When she picked me up from my home to go to the job, she asked me like right away how old I thought she was. I was all:

[IanS]

When she picked me up from my home to go to the job, she asked me like right away how old I thought she was. I was all:

Holy loaded question batman.

Take one for the team Dave.

[MellowZ32]

When she picked me up from my home to go to the job, she asked me like right away how old I thought she was.

I say play it save 'til you get to know her, she could be a bish that will make your life miserable or a friend with benefits!

[notslow]

Mission 1: PIIHB

This page will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

[MellowZ32]

I personally like to PIIHES(Put It In Her Eye Socket)

[IanS]

I personally like to PIIHES(Put It In Her Eye Socket)

Find some friends and make her air tight.

[notslow]

like vacuum-packed?

[numbnuts240]

hear that sucking sound? that means that it's fresh

[IanS]

I leave for an hour, and everyone disappears..... Typical.