I LEARNED'D something today!

[King Ranzo]

dude gir...have you not seen 40 year old virgin?

Yeah I saw it. Why? Does that story pertain to the 40 Year Old Virgin at all?

[DrifterXRPS13]

I don't know why, but I seriously wanna hit that.

You want my sloppy 50iths!

[King Ranzo]

You want my sloppy 50iths!

Yeah but you haven't hit that in years, so she's clean now...unless of course she has a boyfriend, but I can figure a way around that...such as stuffing him into my trunk and throwing him into a river. Ha...I love being sadistic.

[snwbrdr435]

Id do it, maybe ranzo would have a chance considering he is friends with invader zim and she seems to be a huge fan.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Yeah I saw it. Why? Does that story pertain to the 40 Year Old Virgin at all?

Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke. Andy: I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now. Cal: Don't get bitter. Andy: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay? Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as **** by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible? Andy: I am not ugly as ****. Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as ****. Andy: Well, you implied it. Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as ****, or you're ugly as ****. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist. Andy: What? You never told me that before. Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, AndyCal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta **** the plant

[King Ranzo]

Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke. Andy: I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now. Cal: Don't get bitter. Andy: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay? Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as **** by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible? Andy: I am not ugly as ****. Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as ****. Andy: Well, you implied it. Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as ****, or you're ugly as ****. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist. Andy: What? You never told me that before. Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, AndyCal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta **** the plant

I do not remember that...of course I haven't seen the movie in awhile, so obviously I don't remember parts of the script.

Id do it, maybe ranzo would have a chance considering he is friends with invader zim and she seems to be a huge fan.

I shall now be called Gir...well here at least. On the Learned'd thread I shall be known as Gir. Every where else, Ranzo...or Brandon...whatever they feel like calling me, but yeah I will still tap that, regardless of what Faizan may have done.

[King Ranzo]

Alright guys I gotta switch classes. I will be back in a matter of 2 hours...or less...or more...I really don't know.

[DrifterXRPS13]

GIR...the things i done to that you dont' wanna know..or maybe you do you perv

See you soon!

[Dittoz7]

Morning Everybody.

Whudamiss?

[IanS]

Morning Everybody.

Whudamiss?

Other than Miranda Kerr ?

Nothing.

[Dittoz7]

Meh...Seen Better.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Morning!!

just the usual...ya knows

[IanS]

Meh...Seen Better.

You are dead to me.

[Dittoz7]

[Dittoz7]

Or...



I Just Love Blonds...

[snwbrdr435]

Dittoz i know a girl who looks exactly like that last one^^

[IanS]

Or...



I Just Love Blonds...

I was just in the jailbait thread, I dont think I can handle any more teenie poon.

[snwbrdr435]

Its the best type tho.....

[IanS]

Its the best type tho.....

Agreed, but Ive had enough for the morning, any more and I may end up bleeding from a part of my body I would prefer not to bleed from.

[snwbrdr435]

I hear you on that. Where is everyone today, it dead.

[IanS]

[quote="Dittoz7"][/quote]Dammit boy, I have to go to work soon.

[snwbrdr435]

[IanS]

I hate stupid kids who only want into the classifieds.

zer...03812

He plowed through 240SX tech giving terrible answers, not he is being a prick to a seller.

Where is a mod when I need one, why aren't there any on aim?

[snwbrdr435]

lameee "i'll give you 500 for it because thats all i think its worth"asssshoollleeeee

[IanS]

lameee "i'll give you 500 for it because thats all i think its worth"asssshoollleeeee

I know right?

I want to backhand the guy, did you see in his profile, under interests, all he listed was "selling cars"

[snwbrdr435]

and his name is 240runner hmmmmm maybe we can get someone to runner over and shut him up

[Dittoz7]

[IanS]

I demand more of whatever that is.

[snwbrdr435]

I demand more of whatever that is.

[Dittoz7]

Only Pic I Could Find...Probably A VW.

Golf