I LEARNED'D something today!

Post by **snwbrdr435** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:16 pm

Baldy or Mt philips are the others. Yea i spent 2.5 weeks out there 3 summers ago, amazing time.

Post by **IanS** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:50 pm

Wow, did anyone else watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?

I worked my *** off at work, then I went to a friends house, we watched it in HD on his 42" LCD with surround sound, it was AWESOME.

Miranda Kerr is one of their hottest models yet. Its not just the way she looks either, that aussie accent is downright HOT.

VV My favorite VV

Boy shorts are

Post by **keith0486** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:25 pm

boy shorts are soo nice but the only thing i hate about them is that they can make any girls a$$ look nice

Post by **IanS** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:29 pm

keith0486 wrote:boy shorts are soo nice but the only thing i hate about them is that they can make any girls a$$ look nice

It takes a trained eye, they look a normal butt look nice, but a really nice butt looks, well, is still the best way to describe it.

Post by **xckid** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:50 pm

This guy rides the same bus everyday. He admires the beauty of the nun who rides the same bus everyday.

The bus driver notices this and one day when the nun gets off at her usual stop, the bus driver calls him over and says, "I know how you can get her. Just dress up like a priest and put on a realistic mask so that she wont recognize you.

Then go to the grave where she prays every night and ask to **** her in her ***, since its not against her beliefs."

The man was excited to try this out. He went home and did just as the bus driver said. All dressed up and in his mask, he went to the graveyard of he church that night. Sure enough, the nun was kneeling and praying near a grave. He knelt down beside her and asked, "Sister, can I **** you in your *** tonight?"

"I suppose father, since it isnt against our religion." The guy takes her home and ****s the **** out of her ***. After he's done, he takes off his mask and says "Ha! It's me! the guy from the bus!"

The nun turns around and takes off her mask, "Ha! It's me! The bus driver!!!"

Post by **snwbrdr435** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:18 pm

Post by **IanS** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:21 pm

Well, I officially feel like crap and I dont know why. Time to sleep it off, later guys.

Post by **AJRK** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:00 pm

xckid wrote:This guy rides the same bus everyday. He admires the beauty of the nun who rides the same bus everyday.

The bus driver notices this and one day when the nun gets off at her usual stop, the bus driver calls him over and says, "I know how you can get her. Just dress up like a priest and put on a realistic mask so that she wont recognize you.

Then go to the grave where she prays every night and ask to **** her in her ***, since its not against her beliefs."

The man was excited to try this out. He went home and did just as the bus driver said. All dressed up and in his mask, he went to the graveyard of he church that night. Sure enough, the nun was kneeling and praying near a grave. He knelt down beside her and asked, "Sister, can I **** you in your *** tonight?"

"I suppose father, since it isnt against our religion." The guy takes her home and ****s the **** out of her ***. After he's done, he takes off his mask and says "Ha! It's me! the guy from the bus!"

The nun turns around and takes off her mask, "Ha! It's me! The bus driver!!!"

Great joke! I've heard a couple variations of it. Actually I posted one of them in the Joke Thread a while back

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:33 pm

This pic had to of been taken when you first asked her for butt sex.

"But I poop from there!"

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:28 pm

Damn guests in my hotel are stealing my bandwidth I use for my anime.

Post by **Marenta** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:29 am

Well, just letting you guys know that I'm taking a trip to Roanoke again.

I hope to run into some snow and rain on my trip.. wish my luck!

Post by **xekushnr** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:31 am

So I did go out an got drunk...and I'm just getting home now at 6:30am. It's all good though, I got ****ed up and I hooked up sorta. I planted the seed at least. It was just making out and some petting. But once the seed grows into a plant I'm gonna **** the plant!

Post by **xekushnr** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:32 am

P.S. does that Miranda Kerr chick got nudes?

Post by **xekushnr** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:37 am

And to triple post, I totally forgot that its my moms birthday today and I didnt get her ****. I feel bad now.

Post by **krimsonviper** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:03 am

Miranda Kerr?

Post by **drksolest** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:28 am

xekushnr wrote:So I did go out an got drunk...and I'm just getting home now at 6:30am. It's all good though, I got ****ed up and I hooked up sorta. I planted the seed at least. It was just making out and some petting. But once the seed grows into a plant I'm gonna **** the plant!

babies?

krimsonviper wrote:

This pic had to of been taken when you first asked her for butt sex.

"But I poop from there!"

Post by **krimsonviper** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:31 am

HI TINA!

Hey, have you been getting my texts lately?

Post by **drksolest** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:38 am

Urm.... wat text... i guess not... u dun lluvz meh n e moar?

Post by **krimsonviper** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:50 am

drksolest wrote:u dun lluvz meh n e moar?

I do I do! See?

Post by **marlin29311** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:58 am

morning everyone.

does anyone that lives in a warm climate want to send some warm weather over to NJ? I don't like having to get into my car at 22 degrees in the morning to go to work...

Post by **krimsonviper** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:03 am

I wish I could send you some, but it's pretty chilly over here too. Sorry buddy.

Post by **drksolest** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:11 am

krimsonviper wrote:
I do I do! See?

Post by **IanS** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:27 am

krimsonviper wrote:Miranda Kerr?

The impeccably beautiful Australian women pictured near the top of the page. No she does not get naked, in my opinion, its hotter that she wont.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQlMM1aNxrI I think its the accent that does it for me.

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:46 am

The show was awesome!

My top 3 VS models are

1. Alessandro2. Adrian3. Miranda

Miranda's the only one that's girl next door type look, she's damn cute!

Adriana only looks good if she doesnt' open her mouth

Alessandro, well she's just smoking all around!!

Post by **King Ranzo** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:04 am

krimsonviper wrote:

This pic had to of been taken when you first asked her for butt sex.

"But I poop from there!"

I don't know why, but I seriously wanna hit that.

Post by **snwbrdr435** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:08 am

Just hope the plant isnt poison ivy and your all set.

Post by **King Ranzo** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:10 am

snwbrdr435 wrote:

Just hope the plant isnt poison ivy and your all set.

What plant?

Post by **snwbrdr435** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:11 am

xekushnr wrote:So I did go out an got drunk...and I'm just getting home now at 6:30am. It's all good though, I got ****ed up and I hooked up sorta. I planted the seed at least. It was just making out and some petting. But once the seed grows into a plant I'm gonna **** the plant!

Post by **King Ranzo** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:16 am

snwbrdr435 wrote:

Oh. I must have missed that post. Well good luck with that whole "****ing a plant" deal you have going there.

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:25 am

dude gir...have you not seen 40 year old virgin?

I LEARNED'D something today!

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