I just had to share this....

[nissangirl74]

That's terrible! I would keep my wife. I wouldn't want some high maintenance whore to spend my lottery money!

You are the man, Tyler!

[ADDirishboy]

You are the man, Tyler!

I try babe

[nissangirl74]

98% of men say they like sex in the shower...the other 2% haven't been to prison yet...

[Razi]

That's terrible! I would keep my wife. I wouldn't want some high maintenance whore to spend my lottery money!

If she stuck with me when I had no money, I'm gonna continue to stick with her.

[ADDirishboy]

EWWW! No butt rape in the shower!

Sex in the shower is alright, but just be careful not to slip. Trust me, it hurts.

[nissangirl74]

EWWW! No butt rape in the shower!

Sex in the shower is alright, but just be careful not to slip. Trust me, it hurts.

True statement: been there, done that (falling in the shower). That's why you install hand grips at strategic levels A built in bench seat comes in handy too!

[nissangirl74]

If she stuck with me when I had no money, I'm gonna continue to stick with her.

The men of Nico are full of WIN tonight!!

[ADDirishboy]

Hand grips? Hmmmm, I may need to invest in this.

I'd rather do it in a pool though. One of the joys of AZ...

[Logan76]

True statement: been there, done that. That's why you install hand grips at strategic levels (A built in bench seat comes in handy too! )

May I come visit your place?

[nissangirl74]

Hand grips? Hmmmm, I may need to invest in this.

I'd rather do it in a pool though. One of the joys of AZ...

that sounds fun!

[Razi]

May I come visit your place?

You may visit mine.

[ADDirishboy]

Oh it is. Very much so. I like to stay inside though. More places to be cuffed too, fun position pillows to play with, etc.

Also, I want a sex swing! They look like so much fun!

[nissangirl74]

this one's for you Tyler......

Funny Joke: Big Red Truck



A blonde woman calls 911. In a panic she tells the dispatcher that her house is on fire and that she needs the fire department there immediately. The dispatcher tells her, just calm down Mame and tell us how to get there. The blonde lady replies "DUH, THE BIG RED TRUCK"

[ADDirishboy]

Wow. I wouldn't be surprised if that has actually happened. We run on some serious dumbasses.

I swear to god I don't understand how half this planet remembers to feed themselves.

[slikaznricer]

don't know if this has been posted but....

a husband and wife are getting ready to have sex. the man stops halfway and tell asks his wife,

"hey honey, lets try something. i want you to say something that would make me feel really good and really bad at the same time."

the wife thinks for a minute and replies,

"well, you are bigger than all your friends!"

[nissangirl74]

I work with some winners. I'd like to follow some of them home and shoot their homing pigeon!!

[ADDirishboy]

This country astounds me. The amount of FAIL is so overwhelming sometimes. I swear, people think they are dying when they get a paper cut and call us out. I just feel like kicking them in the groin.

[slikaznricer]

^^ whoa did i miss something?

[nissangirl74]

[ADDirishboy]

^^ whoa did i miss something?

Yea. Buttsechs.

[slikaznricer]

DAMMIT!im always late for these things. can i join

[ADDirishboy]

You might have to wait for a little bit and let Becky rest up a tad. She couldn't walk as of 5 minutes ago

[nissangirl74]

we try to keep that sort of thing confined to other threads, but sometimes it just spills over..... especially with me and Tyler

[slikaznricer]

well.... in that case i'll just play with myself

[ADDirishboy]

This is true. It gets a little out of hand sometimes with me and Becky.

Apparently we are both very sexual people. Hmmmm....

[nissangirl74]

You might have to wait for a little bit and let Becky rest up a tad. She couldn't walk as of 5 minutes ago

rest is for quitters...you forget how flexible I am...i bend, i don't break...

[ADDirishboy]

rest is for quitters...you forget how flexible I am...i bend, i don't break...

Well in that case get your a** back in the shower! ;spanks a**;

Lets get too it woman!

[nissangirl74]

well.... in that case i'll just play with myself

you gotta try a little harder than that to keep up with us!

[ADDirishboy]

you gotta try a little harder than that to keep up with us!

Just playing with yourself gets you nowhere. Gotta go the extra mile man! Work for it!

[nissangirl74]

Well in that case get your a** back in the shower! ;spanks a**;

Lets get too it woman!

Hang on, I'm gonna get the baby oil. We're gonna see how well these hand rails really work!!