****How to Shower Like a Woman****

[themadscientist]

She must have a good laugh at the horndogs here, she's easygoing. I'm sure good looking women get propositioned constantly, that's why I hit on the sleestac chicks, they love you long time. Finding a good looking woman who isn't full of herself is tough so I don't even try anymore.

[APEXi240]

Sorry to bring it back to topic, but have you ever fallen asleep in the shower?

I've done it twice, it sucks, not only are your hands all shriveled, but you're late for whatever you have to do.

[nametakennow]

I fell asleep standing up in the shower very briefly once... I was pretty tired that morning... luckily it was hardly more than a doze, so I didn't fall or anything and I wasn't late.

[Get240DiZzY]

I fell asleep in a bath once. The bath was really warm and I was really tired.

I think I was asleep for like an hour before I slipped down and awoke. The water was cold too.

[Mr1der]

Rommel wasn't the brainchild of Blitzkrieg.

Guderian was.

Rommel also didn't believe in any atrocities of any form. His troops were very professional, thats why they beat the hell out of the British all over Africa before sheer numbers drove them out.

Sheesh, what do they teach you kids these days

yeah, I can't remember my Nazis....hmmm mental note:name that nazi is a bad idea for a game show...

Rommel is a bit common and maybe, just maybe, the bimbos will associate the two together, that or I'll just quote The Scorpions...

[SkillaSX]

I'll host it!

Sounds good, now all we need is a nekkid HKC :pface

[szh]

Rommel also didn't believe in any atrocities of any form. His troops were very professional, thats why they beat the hell out of the British all over Africa before sheer numbers drove them out.

And the fact that he ran out of gas and parts for his tanks - his supply lines from Europe were hammered by Allied ships and planes in the Mediterranean.

The British armies under Montgomery got lucky at the right time.

Z

[Get240DiZzY]

Wow, this thread has gone from weiner shaking to weiner spanking to weiner naming to amature p0rn to WWII history. Quite impressive if do say so myself.

[Rex]

how come HKC is always wearing glasses or shades?

Look through the "post your pic" thread, she talks about her glasses and vision correction around pg 33 or 35??

[HongKongChick]

hehe.... from shower to my naked pics, to even shower video with roommate, to my glasses! damn!

how can i stand you guys? simple, i dont take it seriously! besides, real perverts and horndogs dont show their hornyness too obviously, they are always the ones that just sneak up on ya!

[HongKongChick]

go into bathroom in t-shirt- take off clothes- start shower- wet down body/hair- shampoo and rinse- put on hair conditioner and leave it on- soap body and rinse- shave underarms and legs- wash face with facial wash- rinse hair- get out of shower- dry off and wrap hair with towel- put lotion on- put on underware- put on clothes- dry hair

out the door!

total time spent: 20 mins

HKC i had to change just a few of yours... but you had had it right for the most part :ylsuper

and for you guys that like to walk by us women and show your stuff and make it dance and say "whoo whoo" it always puts a smile on my face:D

noticed i brush my teeth in my shower? hehe... i am so lazy, i do everything in the shower (except going to bathroom), so i have two sets of tooth brush and paste, lots of facial wash.

oh and i dont shave my legs or arms, i just dont have hair there! WHAHA YEAH for me!!! :ylsuper

[Mr1der]

not being hairy rocks! I think I have to shave my face maybe once a week...

[Get240DiZzY]

Lucky.

I have to shave everyday.

[themadscientist]

Brushing your teeth in the shower is the only way to get it done, it's so messy although you must always remember to shave AFTER, toothpaste burns like a sum***** on a freshly shaved face. Legs too but I don't shave those every day:pface

[Mr1der]

I'd say the same, but I kinda like to look in the mirror and see all the white foam around my face, kinda makes me feel like a sick animal.

who wants my disease?