****How to Shower Like a Woman****

[elwesso]

Are you simple minded enough to be a guy... Chances are youd have to try!!!

[Mr1der]

I don't know about the rest of you, but when I get out my war hammer and go about some senseless destruction in my backyard, I think to myself "man, if this is what being a man is all about, thank the lord I have a pen15"

[elwesso]

HAHA :bowdown

Senseless destruction is great, one of the best parts of being a guy....! Lighting things on fire with semi paste paint thinner is a good one too!!! Shooting TVs is cool.....

I love being a guy!

[IvoryJ30t]

"man, if this is what being a man is all about, thank the lord I have a pen15"

amen.

[blue eyes]

go into bathroom in t-shirt- take off clothes- start shower- wet down body/hair- shampoo and rinse- put on hair conditioner and leave it on- soap body and rinse- shave underarms and legs- wash face with facial wash- rinse hair- get out of shower- dry off and wrap hair with towel- put lotion on- put on underware- put on clothes- dry hair

out the door!

total time spent: 20 mins

HKC i had to change just a few of yours... but you had had it right for the most part :ylsuper

and for you guys that like to walk by us women and show your stuff and make it dance and say "whoo whoo" it always puts a smile on my face:D

[Mr1der]

what if it's while walking down the street?

[blue eyes]

well it all depends on that one;)

[Get240DiZzY]

what if it's while walking down the street?

Then it puts a smile on my face.

Provided I'm the one walking down the sreeet.

[IvoryJ30t]

that just sounds wrong.

[Nathan]

what if it's while walking down the street?

That brings up a funny story:I'm at a drive through carwash taking a piss when right as I finish the phone rings, I answer it, talk for a minute and then wash my hands and walk out of the bathroom. Notice that nowhere in there did I umm...put the general back in his cave. As I walked out you should have seen the look on the ladies face that saw me, it was the funniest thing ever. Woo woo!

[IvoryJ30t]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

oh, pardon me while i repackage my produce...

[themadscientist]

ah, the things misdemeaners are made of

[elwesso]

Haha!!

Put the general back in his cave, Im gonna have to put that in the lineup!!

[themadscientist]

I'm starting to think I am the only man who doesn't have some name for his equipment, am I missing out on something? It just seems kind of strange to name a part of your body.

[elwesso]

Do your friends have names??? I assume your wang is your friend??? Why cant he have a name??

[themadscientist]

Yeah it's my freind. You ever have one of those buddys who is always drunk, stays out all night, can't keep a job, is always borrowing money and gets you in trouble with your wife or girlfreind sometimes both at the same time;) That's what kind of freind he is, I think it's better he remain incognito:rolleyes

[elwesso]

:Werd

Always there when you need him, always there when you DONT need him..... The good times make up for the bad times..... Mostly...

[themadscientist]

It's just lucky it's attached, otherwise ex-wives would get it in the divorce!:eek:

[SkillaSX]

*how to shower like HKC*

- go into bathroom in night gown (from VS)- take off clothes- start shower- wet hair- shampoo and rinse- put on hair conditioner and leave it on- brush teeth- soap body and rinse- shave underarms- wash face with facial wash- rinse hair- get out of shower- dry off and wrap hair with towel- put lotion on- put on makeup (10 mins)- put on underware- put on clothes- dry hair

out the door!

total time spent: 20 mins

PICS?

[themadscientist]

Pic's heck, webcam!

[Nismo_Freak]

I'll host it!

[Mr1der]

tell your room mate and friend to join you so you won't get lonely:D

hmmm, I wonder if I called my johnson Rommel and told them to get ready for the Blitzkrieg, people would think I don't like the Jewish?

[LiU]

how come HKC is always wearing glasses or shades?

[Phax]

how come HKC is always wearing glasses or shades?

Cuz she has style

[Mr1der]

she can't see well with out them. duh!:D

how can you NOT like her 70's p0rn star glasses anyway? those things are HOT!

[LiU]

wow I posted and 30 seconds later 2 replies... oh she got those prescriptino shades

[Nismo_Freak]

tell your room mate and friend to join you so you won't get lonely:D

hmmm, I wonder if I called my johnson Rommel and told them to get ready for the Blitzkrieg, people would think I don't like the Jewish?

Rommel wasn't the brainchild of Blitzkrieg.

Guderian was.

Rommel also didn't believe in any atrocities of any form. His troops were very professional, thats why they beat the hell out of the British all over Africa before sheer numbers drove them out.

Sheesh, what do they teach you kids these days

[Get240DiZzY]

Dude, 1der... you just got :owned!!

[themadscientist]

Teach, you mean school is supposed to teach kids facts? I thought they were there to make little white kids feel guilty and explain why Timmy has two daddies. Don't get me started:rolleyes

[nametakennow]

Hey mad, you're not the only one who doesn't name it, maybe we're just not quite as perverted? And the rest of you! Do you have no shame? I can't figure out how HKC can stand this sausage-fest!

Ahh hell, maybe it's cause she's so cool.