****How to Shower Like a Woman****

[Rockenreno]

The cooling shave gel. Leaves the monster feeling cool and refreshed post-activity.

I can just picture steam coming off afterwards (not literally of course, you sick little perverts!)

[IvoryJ30t]

i would come up with something perverted and deranged, but im preoccupied with all this damn pornography.

[IvoryJ30t]

like how i say that, like its an inconvienience or something.

[Hijacker]

i would come up with something perverted and deranged, but im preoccupied with all this damn pornography.

my p0rn has just gotten old and repetative.

[Mr1der]

that's why you get some new stuff!

I can seldom watch the same stuff twice, unless it's really funny...good ol funny p0rn, one of the best things in life...

[Hijacker]

the sad thing is when you go to multiple sites and you recognize pictures

[Cold_Zero]

Not to be a kill joy, but lets get back on track. Focus Daniel Son. Wax on wax off.

[SeVa-S13]

Not to be a kill joy, but lets get back on track. Focus Daniel Son. Wax on wax off.

Then just call me "Waxon."

[Hijacker]

or was that whack off?

[IvoryJ30t]

remember from "old school" when they were trying to get the 5 gallon industrial size KY jelly buckets for the wrestling match.

[Mr1der]

Not to be a kill joy, but lets get back on track. Focus Daniel Son. Wax on wax off.

what exactly are we trying to get back on track of?

[HongKongChick]

remember from "old school" when they were trying to get the 5 gallon industrial size KY jelly buckets for the wrestling match.

dude...old school is on right now!!!

[Hijacker]

dude...i own old school!

[Mr1der]

You're my boy Blue! YOU'RE MY BOY!

that movie rocked...

it was sad when he died:(

[HongKongChick]

*how to shower like HKC*

- go into bathroom in night gown (from VS)- take off clothes- start shower- wet hair- shampoo and rinse- put on hair conditioner and leave it on- brush teeth- soap body and rinse- shave underarms- wash face with facial wash- rinse hair- get out of shower- dry off and wrap hair with towel- put lotion on- put on makeup (10 mins)- put on underware- put on clothes- dry hair

out the door!

total time spent: 20 mins

[HongKongChick]

You're my boy Blue! YOU'RE MY BOY!

that movie rocked...

it was sad when he died:(

he just died.... frank is singing

[Mr1der]

ok, now let's try this again only have it "how to take a shower with HKC":D

in my typical nature of bad questions to ask women, do you have one of those massage shower heads?:devil

[lessthanjakejohn]

Damn you takes a shorter showere than me, hehe, after school i take like a 30 minute shower

[Hijacker]

how to take shower like most males

-take off clothes-turn shower on-get in-soap up-masteurbate-be happy-wash body and rinse-wash hair-get out

total time spent: lost due to not caring

[HongKongChick]

ok, now let's try this again only have it "how to take a shower with HKC":D

in my typical nature of bad questions to ask women, do you have one of those massage shower heads?:devil

well actually i do!

but i dont use it for the same "reason" as u might think!

[Rex]

You're my boy Blue! YOU'RE MY BOY!

that movie rocked...

it was sad when he died:(

GREAT MOVIE, I'm half watching it right now, just for the funnier parts.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[Cold_Zero]

Here is my typical morning.

-start car to warm up-take off clothes while heading to shower-turn shower on-get in-realize still have socks on-soap up-wonder where Menudo is these days-wonder why the hell I am wondering about Menudo-wonder if Menudo every really had a number one hit-wash off-get out-realize forgot to shut the door and the bathroom is cold-close door-get back in shower until bathroom heats up-dry off-get dressed quick-run out the door before getting yelled at by the wife for not leaving warm water

[Mr1der]

good lord I hope I never EVEEEEEER think of Menudo in the shower....

I think HKC's fibbing, she's probably not, but I'm gonna continue to think so because I like too:D

[Cold_Zero]

You know you do, stop fibbing.

[Mr1der]

fine, cat's out of the bag, sometimes I wonder what ever happened to Ricky Martin, he just disappeared it seems...

I tend to think more about the hot laidies though:devil

[Cold_Zero]

Preferably Nikki Cox :hitit

[HongKongChick]

good lord I hope I never EVEEEEEER think of Menudo in the shower....

I think HKC's fibbing, she's probably not, but I'm gonna continue to think so because I like too:D

think whatever u want boy!

[Mr1der]

have you know I'm ALL guy here! yeah I'm a real guy! and yes I am thinking whatever I want and I think I'm right because well, I am damnit!:D

mwhahaha I like thinking this, it's fun....

[HongKongChick]

i bet it is!!! only if i were a guy! WHAHA

[Mr1der]

are you saying that becuase you think it'd be funny for me to be thinking about a guy like that or cuz you wanna think bad stuff like us guys? (hey, I never said to let your gender get in the way, who ever made that rule was a moron...)