God I hate women

[vikesfankevin1986]

Yes this is a rant...
After I spend yesterday going to the state fair just because my wife wanted to, I get a day to myself. She text me during her break telling me how she had a dream about me and how horny she was. Well since she had broken her back she has said a ton of times that only a cot feels comfortable.
I decide to make a romantic night...
I put together 2 brand new military cots(which are a f*** b**** if you dont know) and then I put them on the deck. I also got our fire pit and put it on the deck. I got some ladders, a hammer and some nails and covered our deck with sheets. I finished by getting the thing that goes infront of the fire place that is filled with candles.
I text her and said "babe I could use some fire wood tonight."
She said "ok."
I have a purple toe nail from stubbing my toe, and I managed to hit my fingers 4 times with the hammer. (Yes I'm not very handy)
She comes home and of couse, no fire wood.
I asked her where it was. She said she forgot. I asked if she could go get it...she said I could go get it. I f*** lost it and she got all pissed off and said I was making a big deal out of nothing and that I could go get it myself.
Very true...I could go get it myself...and I bet I could find a high school girl that would love to get f*** out there infront of the fire and the candles.
I told my wife to just forget about it...I will just go sit out there an masterbate. She got pissed off...
I should have listened to d!ck Masterson. He said "I don't give a women responsibilities, because I don't expect her to get anything right."
That pisses my wife off, but when your right, your right...

[MellowZ32]

bishes be crazy!

[Jesda]

I'm here for the gangbang.

[vikesfankevin1986]

She said "How was I supposed to know you had this planned?" It's called a suprise b****! You know, those things that women always want...
I guess next time I get her flowers I will text her in advanced to let her know.

[MellowZ32]

I'm here for the gangbang.

aren't we all?

She said "How was I supposed to know you had this planned?" It's called a suprise b****! You know, those things that women always want...

she should have broad the firewood like you ask even if she wasn't aware of what you were planing.

[AZhitman]

Nope.

Disagreed.

I forget stuff my wife asks me to do ALL THE TIME. So, there's NO way I'm gonna hold her to that level of responsibility.

If it was that important to you, you would have told her: "Write this down, it's VERY important."

Bummer tho - sounds like you were madder that you put all that effort into something, pinned your entire night on her response, and lost it when she didn't see it as important as you did. That sucks. Next time, don't focus so much on the response, and don't have unreasonable expectations.

[Dittoz7]

You like women with wood? kinky...

[TurboSauce]

You like women with wood? kinky...

[Dattebayo]

You know why you pissed her off? Because your name is blue.

[Bubba1]

I also think your anger is misplaced.

If you were planning a romantic surprise, expecting her to participate in setting it up would not exactly "light her fire."(pun intended). And if that romantic surprise was designed to comfort her "hurt" back, perhaps it might have been wiser to ask her to bring home a bottle of wine, for example, instead of lugging wood (which taxes the same back you're attempting to sooth). If my wife hurt her back, the last thing I'd ask her to do would be to get firewood.

You had a wonderful, thoughtful idea, but you executed it poorly. Sorry, dude, it's not her fault that she wasn't on the same page as you.

You also ignored a basic rule of marriage: she's always right.

[Jesda]

I also think your anger is misplaced.

If you were planning a romantic surprise, expecting her to participate in setting it up would not exactly "light her fire."(pun intended). And if that romantic surprise was designed to comfort her "hurt" back, perhaps it might have been wiser to ask her to bring home a bottle of wine, for example, instead of lugging wood (which taxes the same back you're attempting to sooth). If my wife hurt her back, the last thing I'd ask her to do would be to get firewood.

You had a wonderful, thoughtful idea, but you executed it poorly. Sorry, dude, it's not her fault that she wasn't on the same page as you.

You also ignored a basic rule of marriage: she's always right.

CLIFFS: Punch her in the stomach.

[Dattebayo]

Okay, OP gets mad at a woman who "broke her back" because the OP wanted her to bring home some firewood?
And all for the sake of getting laid?


Oh, and then you post this:

Very true...I could go get it myself...and I bet I could find a high school girl that would love to get f***** out there infront of the fire and the candles.

What an As$hole ! I hope you DIAF.

[sx moneypit]

Yes this is a rant...
After I spend yesterday going to the state fair just because my wife wanted to, I get a day to myself. She text me during her break telling me how she had a dream about me and how horny she was. Well since she had broken her back she has said a ton of times that only a cot feels comfortable.
I decide to make a romantic night...
I put together 2 brand new military cots(which are a f**king b**** if you dont know) and then I put them on the deck. I also got our fire pit and put it on the deck. I got some ladders, a hammer and some nails and covered our deck with sheets. I finished by getting the thing that goes infront of the fire place that is filled with candles.
I text her and said "babe I could use some fire wood tonight."
She said "ok."
I have a purple toe nail from stubbing my toe, and I managed to hit my fingers 4 times with the hammer. (Yes I'm not very handy)
She comes home and of couse, no fire wood.
I asked her where it was. She said she forgot. I asked if she could go get it...she said I could go get it. I f**king lost it and she got all pissed off and said I was making a big deal out of nothing and that I could go get it myself.
Very true...I could go get it myself...and I bet I could find a high school girl that would love to get f***** out there infront of the fire and the candles.
I told my wife to just forget about it...I will just go sit out there an masterbate. She got pissed off...
I should have listened to d!ck Masterson. He said "I don't give a women responsibilities, because I don't expect her to get anything right."
That pisses my wife off, but when your right, your right...

Drama queen

[PoorManQ45]

Wow, you should have gotten the firewood.

I think you have deeper issues.

Do you "snap" often?

[Loki]

A surprise should definitely not depend on the person you're surprising to remember to run an errand. Should've got the firewood yourself.

[PoorManQ45]

A surprise should definitely not depend on the person you're surprising to remember to run an errand. Should've got the firewood yourself.

Sounds like he's tired of getting wood himself.

[Bubba1]

I suppose if he doesn't apologize to her, he might be holding his own....

[dre1507]

yea, should have gotten the firewood yourself. or just cut up a section of the deck(i'm guess there's wood somewhere there).

[93coupe]

Okay, OP gets mad at a woman who "broke her back" because the OP wanted her to bring home some firewood?
And all for the sake of getting laid?


Oh, and then you post this:

Very true...I could go get it myself...and I bet I could find a high school girl that would love to get f***** out there infront of the fire and the candles.

What an As$hole ! I hope you DIAF.

QFT.

If you were really that determined to make sure she had a good night, how hard is it to run down the street to get some freaking firewood? You're trying to make your injured wife comfortable but you'll ask her to mule up and get some firewood? Your entire post is whiny and your priorities seem to be skewed. I really don't think any married person should ever throw the fact that they could just go screw someone else in their partner's face. That is extremely childish. You don't think she'd maybe like to be banging someone who would put ALL the effort into giving her a nice evening after she worked that day? Also, I doubt your toe was purple already.

[cellardoorv]

QFT.

If you were really that determined to make sure she had a good night, how hard is it to run down the street to get some freaking firewood? You're trying to make your injured wife comfortable but you'll ask her to mule up and get some firewood? Your entire post is whiny and your priorities seem to be skewed. I really don't think any married person should ever throw the fact that they could just go screw someone else in their partner's face. That is extremely childish. You don't think she'd maybe like to be banging someone who would put ALL the effort into giving her a nice evening after she worked that day? Also, I doubt your toe was purple already.

Someone's learning


But anyway. Seriously. Wife with the broken back needs to grab wood?! Not cool. If this is a surprise for her, it's a surprise for her. Especially if she is injured, why would you make her do the second most laborious part to this surprise (this first being hanging all the sheets and s***). I don't even have a broken back, but at 5'4, 120lb, I'm not lugging wood around very easily.

Very true...I could go get it myself...and I bet I could find a high school girl that would love to get f***** out there infront of the fire and the candles.

For you to say this, f*** you. You shouldn't be married. Obviously at 24, you don't take your vows very seriously.

God, I f*** hate men.


Well... some. Here's looking at you, Greg

[mmkeller]

When you do send her flowers put some other guys name on it and let the good times roll..

[PoorManQ45]

God, I f**king hate men.

It's ok, you're a woman, we don't care

Now where's that sammich!

[93coupe]

Now where's that sammich!

On my plate. You jelly.

[alms24sebring]

Nope.

Disagreed.

I forget stuff my wife asks me to do ALL THE TIME. So, there's NO way I'm gonna hold her to that level of responsibility.

If it was that important to you, you would have told her: "Write this down, it's VERY important."

Bummer tho - sounds like you were madder that you put all that effort into something, pinned your entire night on her response, and lost it when she didn't see it as important as you did. That sucks. Next time, don't focus so much on the response, and don't have unreasonable expectations.

I wouldn't of got pissed about that. The point where I get pissed is if I slave away at a hot oven all day cooking, cleaning the house, light candles, bubblebath ready when she gets home, and a horny as hell man for her, AND THEN, she says goodnight as soon as she hits the bed with out even touching me. Oh no you di'int b***h! Its happened more than once (maybe not cooking all day part), and THAT fakin like bacon action there is crossing the line enough for a mofo to get real pissed. She definantly hears it the next day tho and shes grounded from my thigh butter for like a week.

[breadbox]

Moral of the story: Had you gotten wood, you would've gotten laid.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Grounded from your...what?

[Razi]

This is going to be a long lasting and happy marriage.

[krash]

Moral of the story: Had you gotten wood, you would've gotten laid.

People forget things, she was probably thinking "wtf why does he need firewood?" and put the priority low because it really isn't that cold out. Next time, grab the big stuff yourself and ask her to get something like wine etc.

[ADDirishboy]

Wow, that rant sucked.

So, to sum up this thread:
OP plans romantic evening
OP fails at execution
OP makes a "I could easily just f*** a high school girl instead of my wife" comment.
OP gets pwnd by NICO

Yea, you're an idiot.

[krash]

Yes this is a rant...
....She text me during her break telling me how she had a dream about me and how horny she was.

U gay? If my girlfriend kept "bugging me" about how horny she was, I'd be doing something other than complaining.