Domo Arigoto, Mr. Roboto

[krazy skwerel]

We already know the man can rhyme. Really is sad that we lost all the rap battles with the noodles thread.

[jdmfreak]

Yea man those will be missed. I do have aboul half some of them saved on my computer somewhere.

[krazy skwerel]

Man I was hoping someone saved them. Some of them were really good.

[jdmfreak]

Here's a sample

skwerel: Whats up jdm you all talk? You got no game it's all tha same. You down and out. I can hear you scream and shout. Oh Noooosss dont beat my ***. We true eThugs know what its all about. You got no clout. eThug life G.

Me: You and yo eThugs betta watch yo back cuz when my crew is beatin you, man you gonna get jacked. Man yo rap is wack. You need to get yo mind back on track cuz when with a nigga like me yo homies wont have your back. You betta reconize what you gettin yo self into, cuz right about now you're about knee high in doo doo. Check yo self fool!

skwerel: Doo doo? Man you in the 3rd grade? Talkin' bout jackin' me? Foo I send you packin' b. Say my rhyme is whack well then you best get on track. Like a train cause I'm bringing pain like you neva seen. When I pull out my gat you be pissin' in yo hat. Think I'm playin' foo me and my crew be the illest motha****as you aint **** but some counterfeit. Getin all in my grill. What you lookin' for a thrill? Your a sick little child who thought he got a good kill. We be eThuggin' up in this Biatch!!!

Me: So what if I said doo doo. Whats it to you? I can say what I want in a thread about noodles. Man you betta shut yo lips cuz Im gettin ready to empty tha clip. Talkin bout gats and trains man you must be insane. Pissin in my hat WTF is up wit that. Just for sayin that you oughta get slapped. I aint ****? Just a counterfeit? Fool you must be playin. Its gonna be my crew thats doin tha slayin. Yea Im gettin in yo grill, but you're hardly a thrill. You betta choose your words wisely cuz my fist will be your last meal. Its gettin late and Im startin not to think straight. So be gone you annoying little pest. You betta reconize that Im tha best. All in all its been fun. Ill be awaiting your reply tomorrow Ill once more be able to show that Im # 1.PEACE!

There ya go. Those are the first ones we did.

[Megaseth]

....simply brilliant. Im actually imagining some of the voices in a raspy sound like road block...

[jdmfreak]

LOL!

[ceniack]

or you could be the roadblock from the public service anouncement spoofs that were floating around and just ask people who want'ts a body massage

[Megaseth]

haha, i remember those. they had them on CJ for a while. they were really good. yes, i think its settled. you should go as road block.

[jdmfreak]

What about the whole being bald thing? I dont think I can cut the fro?

[Mr1der]

sometimes you gotta make a sacrifice

you could always me heavy duty and wear a do rag, but he's no Road Block.

[jdmfreak]

Well then Heavy Duty it is cuz this hair aint comin off.