Americans, this is sad....

[Dattebayo]

I think the solution is for everyone to snort a lot of coke.

This way we all are sort of share holders in the Colombian economy and don't have to worry about sleep, therefore we will be active all the time.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I wish I was gigantically fat. Then I would throw my weight around. It sucks being toned/average.

"Toned" is one of my favorite fitness euphemisms. Roughly translated, it means "skinny and weak." Women use it as an excuse to slack off, ie: "I don't want to get muscles, I just want to look toned." Nobody is impressed, wingFeather.


This is finally a PMQ thread I enjoy. Fatties be fat. I'm ok with that, as long as they don't a) b**** about being fat, b) make me pay for their fat related medical expenses, and c) think they're attractive. Cuz you ain't, you U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly!

And now we know that Oatmeal man is drifting into obesity. Though I don't know what you're eating at $20 a night, but of course you don't get full unless you eat a s*** of food, YOU FAT. Also, skipping meals doesn't get you thin. And if you burn "3000-4000" calories a night, and eat, say, 2500-3500 a night, and you aren't losing weight, then your diet sucks or you need to see a doctor.

< Often works 60 hours a week (just did). Exchanged TV for exercise. Worth it.

Wow, as mean as that sounds, I agree.

Oatmealman, what do you buy for $20 in food? That could buy me food for a couple days at the store.

And you said you smoke 2-3 packs a day? Wouldn't that help keep some weight off?

[Jesda]

I think the solution is for everyone to snort a lot of coke.

This way we all are sort of share holders in the Colombian economy and don't have to worry about sleep, therefore we will be active all the time.

I like the way you think outside the box. If you had an infomercial I would order your start-up kit.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Nobody is impressed, wingFeather.

I wasn't trying to impress anyone. Not sure why you took it so personally? Are you one of those body builders who compensates for his shortcomings by working out all the time or what?

Nope, just keeping your flights of fancy grounded.

[skydragoness]

Given the extra activities+stress, you'd think you'd be burning more.
I think Americans just eat s*** diets and make up for it by doing loads of exercise, when the exercise stops (for whatever reasons) and the eating/drinking habits stay the same..then the extra weight is gained. Activity levels go-down, then cut back on the crappy food and huge portions!

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Given the extra activities+stress, you'd think you'd be burning more.
I think Americans just eat s*** diets and make up for it by doing loads of exercise, when the exercise stops (for whatever reasons) and the eating/drinking habits stay the same..then the extra weight is gained. Activity levels go-down, then cut back on the crappy food and huge portions!

Americans eat too much and it's making them sick? Looks like they've come down with a case of....affluenza.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

[Jesda]

Charlie, please die.

But only after you solve the case and remove your sunglasses.