Remember when you were like, a kid, and you all were in boring English class and the teacher made you each start a story and then after a few minutes you would pass the unfinished story around the room so that the rest of class would help you finish the story? Well, I'm going to start one of those, we'll see where it ends up.
Jim was an average boy; average height, average looks, average everything. And, today was his 16th birthday. Today, he was getting his new car. A slightly used....
The ongoing story...
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Peni5 pump repair tech. The work really sucked, but the perks where nice. the day he finally had saved enough he went into his bosses office and said...
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... Dammit! I've worked here long enough, I deserve a raise and several free pen15 pumps! His boss only gave him a weird look and said...
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out of breath, his boss says, "That was your raise right there and no free pumps". angry and sticky he stomps out of there seeing the daily newspaper by the door. Decides to look in the classifieds and...
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...sell his soul. he'd seen it done before, and now that he had just basically whored himself out for what he thought was a raise, he really didnt need his soul anymore. so he set out for the newspaper headquarters with a plan but before he got there he.....
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... decided the head quarter was to far away to walk so he better hitch hike. So He stuck out his thumb, rolled up his pant leg, and waited by the side of the road. In a few minutes he was picked up, inside the car he discovered the driver had an enormous disgusting...
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. . . asked him what he was staring at? He replied that he was staring at the guys very large. . .
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goiter. The driver in a fit of rage, punched Jim right in the balls. The driver stopped in the middle of the road and kicked Jim out the car. Jim laid there in the middle of the street, balls hurting. When, out of nowhere, he heard a truck horn and...
sorry Reverend D, I had to change it.
Rolling Estonian, saved this thread.
Modified by Metaru_Gia at 4:59 PM 10/13/2008
sorry Reverend D, I had to change it.
Rolling Estonian, saved this thread.
Modified by Metaru_Gia at 4:59 PM 10/13/2008
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... explain that after he'd been hit in the nuts he lost consciousness. Lucky for the teacher he found Jim. Confused Jim asked his teacher...Reverend D wrote:his teacher handed him a moist towelette. "You missed a spot sonny! And I don't like to think that I am getting sloppy seconds!" The teacher proceeded to...
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What he was doing out on this random stretch of road. His teacher said he was out this way to go...Rolling Estonian wrote:
... explain that after he'd been hit in the nuts he lost consciousness. Lucky for the teacher he found Jim. Confused Jim asked his teacher...
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... he grabbed his nuts and decided to go get them smashed up some more by riding in the rodeo without a cup. He figured he didn't have much to lose because. . .Marenta wrote:
to a rodeo that some midgets were putting on. Jim was rather disconcerted by the fact that he'd never heard of this midget rodeo. After a brief awkward silence...
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...he had the smallest nuts in the world, which didn't bother him because...
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..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...
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...he died in a fire before he could find out about his car.....THE END!Dasoupdude wrote:..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...
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He enjoyed his vigina more than his pen15. He decided he was tired of being confused and he would come out and tell the world! I love...Dasoupdude wrote:..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...
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women! and thus he was technically a lesbian. but that was ok, he anticipated seeing all the hot....Metaru_Gia wrote:
He enjoyed his vigina more than his pen15. He decided he was tired of being confused and he would come out and tell the world! I love...
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..he had a second vagina, which was surprisingly located in the much discreet location just under the...krimsonviper wrote:...teddy grams, so he bought a crate load from a warehouse, but couldnt find any milk. Much to his surprise though,...
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hood of his Nissan R390. So he went into his garage, popped open the hood, and...Dasoupdude wrote:
..he had a second vagina, which was surprisingly located in the much discreet location just under the...
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Pulled out his screwdriver, and started to slowly insert it into......Bohemiangod wrote:
hood of his Nissan R390. So he went into his garage, popped open the hood, and...
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His mom's vagina. He knew it was wrong but he just couldn't help himself. He kept going and going until finally...leesredgt wrote:
Pulled out his screwdriver, and started to slowly insert it into......
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..after finishing a small round of facepalming, he went into the bathroom and flushed himself down the toilet to his secret headquarters, there he discovers a second R390. He kicks himself in the face because...Hijacker wrote:Alright guys, keep this story somewhat clean. I've been -ing since dusred mentioned the small nuts.
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...There was a spider on his forehead. With the spider now dead, he could continue on with his...Dasoupdude wrote:
..after finishing a small round of facepalming, he went into the bathroom and flushed himself down the toilet to his secret headquarters, there he discovers a second R390. He kicks himself in the face because...