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I found this today
theattractionforums.com
Ive found out a lot of useful information. Just spreading the word


/Nala thread


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/all Nala threads... please.

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slash slash

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... Why Nala... Why... :rolleyes:

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el 0 el

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wow. ive been reading a lot and seeing hidden footage of people doing it on ABC. It's given me a lot of insight. Hopefully I can try it asap

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This will end well.

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It will. I feel my confidence boosting already. Ill tell you my progress.


BTW if nico thinks I get no game its not true
Every single weekend Ive been at school I have hooked up with 2 chicks. That's it though, I just get cockblocked after :(

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naladude911 wrote:I found this today
theattractionforums.com
Ive found out a lot of useful information. Just spreading the word


/Nala thread
Just spreading the clap

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naladude911 wrote: Every single weekend Ive been at school I have hooked up with 2 chicks. That's it though, I just get cockblocked after :(
I think your definition of "hooked up" is wrong.

I think Nala is harnessing his powers as a troll.

I should ban you for spamming.

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naladude911 wrote:It will. I feel my confidence boosting already. Ill tell you my progress.


BTW if nico thinks I get no game its not true
Every single weekend Ive been at school I have hooked up with 2 chicks. That's it though, I just get cockblocked after :(
Lol, riiiiight :rolleyes:

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naladude911 wrote:Need help with girls?
No............ I think I got this. Thanks for offering though.
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Nala, I think when you get cockblocked you are trying to hard afterwards. You need to be the cool guy, go with the flow. A chick that see's that you are cool, hanging out, having mild conversation with her, will definietly dig you more. You have to present yourself in a higher manner. Meaning, show her ediqute. Be respectful, open the door for her, grab her seat so she can sit down, but let her slide it in.

YOU HAVE TO PERCIEVE YOUR WEINER IS HUGE. WHEN DOING THIS YOU MUST BE THE SLICK LAID BACK GUY.


Works everytime bro. Made me 16 ex's, 1 stripper, and 4 virgins.

But im italian so my weinis is huge anyways.

BOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Amays U G37S wrote: Be a pimp a** gangsta, open the pants for her, grab her butt so she can sit down, but let her slide it in.

YOU HAVE TO PERCIEVE YOUR WEINER IS HUGE.
ftfy.

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Amays U G37S wrote:But im italian so my weinis is huge anyways.

BOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3PM is way too early to be drinking, pal.

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It isn't too early to overload on energy drinks though.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's all in your head

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Nala, we are preaching all the advice you need right here bro. If you are taking notes, forget about everything you just learned, and learn it up right'chur.

I swear you will get more p**** then you can handle brah.

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Stop giving this dweeb advice and a platform.

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Nico has given me lots of advice and yes I have taken it in, but ignored most of it. I was just showing you this forum (very very very useful) that helps one with advice in all if not most situations. I am laid back. After we hook up (not just once, hooking up on and off for a good 30 mins) I ask for her number. If she leaves, ok, on to the next one. If she gives it and then leaves then ok yay I have a change. If she leaves and asks me to go outside then I go and chill. Bring up casual conversation and imply about going back to my room with "wow, its cold out we should go inside". "I have some more stuff back in my room if you want to chill" "ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"

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have you tried roofies?

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naladude911 wrote:Nico has given me lots of advice and yes I have taken it in, but ignored most of it. I was just showing you this forum (very very very useful) that helps one with advice in all if not most situations. I am laid back. After we hook up (not just once, hooking up on and off for a good 30 mins) I ask for her number. If she leaves, ok, on to the next one. If she gives it and then leaves then ok yay I have a change. If she leaves and asks me to go outside then I go and chill. Bring up casual conversation and imply about going back to my room with "wow, its cold out we should go inside". "I have some more stuff back in my room if you want to chill" "ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"
And none of that has worked right?
And now your on a car forum where people make fun of your creepy attempts to pick up girls giving advice on how to pick up girls?

I see nothing wrong with this.

I wonder what would happen if Nala re-did his "Does Nico hate me" poll.

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naladude911 wrote:I found this today
theattractionforums.com
Ive found out a lot of useful information. Just spreading the word


/Nala thread

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/

LOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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naladude911 wrote:Ill tell you my progress.
Please do tell us. :yesnod

I haven't seen a thread of yours go 10+ pages in a while; we're overdue for one.

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naladude911 wrote:Nico has given me lots of advice and yes I have taken it in, but ignored most of it. I was just showing you this forum (very very very useful) that helps one with advice in all if not most situations. I am laid back. After we hook up (not just once, hooking up on and off for a good 30 mins) I ask for her number. If she leaves, ok, on to the next one. If she gives it and then leaves then ok yay I have a change. If she leaves and asks me to go outside then I go and chill. Bring up casual conversation and imply about going back to my room with "wow, its cold out we should go inside". "I have some more stuff back in my room if you want to chill" "ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"

I think you should get off the "lets have sex". Maybe you should think more towards, "hey is this girl a slut, will i get a std?"

You may want to "shorten your leap" and think about possible dangers with said sluts.

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naladude911 wrote:After we hook up (not just once, hooking up on and off for a good 30 mins) I ask for her number. If she leaves, ok, on to the next one. If she gives it and then leaves then ok yay I have a change. If she leaves and asks me to go outside then I go and chill. Bring up casual conversation and imply about going back to my room with "wow, its cold out we should go inside". "I have some more stuff back in my room if you want to chill" "ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"
so when yall are "hooking up" is there penetration or just heavy petting and kissing? come on... saying you mess around with girls makes sense and implies everything but penetration.
S13_love wrote:I haven't seen a thread of yours go 10+ pages in a while; we're overdue for one.
:yesnod
naladude911 wrote:"ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"
lol nice

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nala never ceases to amaze me at how full of fail he is...

if they are nominating for moderators, ill put in a good word for you :chuckle:

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Three pumps
Roll over
Zzzzz.....


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