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Half Past dead sucked, saw it on HBO today


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90Q45blue wrote:I just watched the worst movie ever made in the history of filmmaking: Elephant. This was written and directed by Gus Van Sant and was touted as a masterpiece. IMDB even rated it a 7.5. So my roommate and I just got done watching it and I am so angry. It was horrible. The dialogue was pathetic, the acting terrible and the camera angles were disgusting. What a cheap way to make money off of a real tragedy. I hate this move and urge all of you to never let anyone you know see it.

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Nick :mad:


let me re-enact that movie for you.



i too hated it.

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My list:

a) The Brady Bunch Movie: Proof positive that movies based on TV Shows don't always work. I remember going to see this with my gf at the time and I wound up chewing her out afterward.

b) Speed 2: Cruise Control: Sorry, but the first one was much better and held my attention.

c) Blues Brothers 2000: Please tell me why they desecrated one of the greatest movies filmed in Chicago?

d) The Fintstones: Proof positive that a movie based on a cartoon doesn't always work.

e) You've Got Mail: I went with a date to see it and wound up doing this: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

f) Deep Impact: All the good scenes were at the end of the movie. :rolleyes:

That's all I can think of for the moment

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Mr1der wrote:he's not, he's being opionated. and how he's being ignorant when he seems informed is beyond me:D

You ever get a quarter window?


no sir, still no window for me. *sigh*

it's almost been a year.

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I've just wasted 2 hours of my life watching the worst movie ever:

"Stuck on You".

If I ever meet Matt Damon or Greg Kinnear, I hope (for their sake) they're surrounded by bodyguards.

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About Schmit hands down IMO

Then that one with harrison forward where he's a polititian and his wife and another polititians husband crash and die in a plane and for some reason harrison and the other chick make out in a limo... Horrible movie.

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Man, you guys are naming popular movies. If they are popular, they aren't the worst movies ever. Worst movies are the ones you have never heard of.

I saw many movies listed as "worst movies" that I loved. Days of Thunder, Speed Zone, The Beach....all good movies.

Chingon mentioned Pi. Yeah, that movie sucked pretty bad...despite its popularity.

But I got one to top them all...how many people have seen Amazon Women on the Moon? There is a movie that sucks! Also, I thought the movie Cube sucked balls as well, however I hear some people actually liked it.

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AZhitman wrote:I've just wasted 2 hours of my life watching the worst movie ever:

"Stuck on You".

If I ever meet Matt Damon or Greg Kinnear, I hope (for their sake) they're surrounded by bodyguards.


That movie was horrid, wasn't even funny...

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Mr. accident was the worst i've seenhttp://www.yahooserious.com/biog.html

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JEEPERS CREEPERS IS HORRRIBLE!!!!! i cant believe they freakin made a damned sequel for that crap

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Caddyshack 2! So bad that the entire original cast refused to do it, other than chevy chase$$$$!!!! it's unwatchable if you saw the first one (a classic)

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what about Being John Malkovich. talk about wanting to kill people after seeing this crap.

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LOL that movie did suck pretty bad....but I've definitely seen worse

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Robot ninja....... the title itself should tell you why its the worst movie ever.


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