Worst Movie Ever Made

Post by **Meantime** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Pink Flamingos has to be one of the worst ever. That movie is ugly enough to run a train off the tracks. (that's the second Roger Waters flick mentioned here, too)

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

T_love wrote:I think the worst movie i've ever seen is The Beach with Leornado De Caprio. after that movie i swore not to watch another one of his movies until somebody pays me back my $15.00

Sadly I feel you're really missing out with Catch Me If You Can. It's got some Walken in it too!

Gangs of New York was good until the ending, it got too damn stupid and tried to make some artsy point it seemed...

Post by **andrave** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

days of thunder is my most favorite movie ever. I don't much like nascar, but I love that movie. and yes, fast and furious was undoubtedly a mindless film, but it had flash and it was fun to watch.

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

IMHO F&F and Days of Thunder are among the worst car movies ever made, (sorry, F&F was unwatchable to anyone over 25), but there are actually far worse films than those two.Here are 5 in no particular order...

1. Glitter (It mighta helped if Mariah Cary got nekkid, but then again probably wouldn't have helped.)2. Gigli3. Ishtar4. Howard the Duck5. Striptease (a naked Demi Moore couldn't save it)

Post by **T_love** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Bubba1 wrote:IMHO F&F and Days of Thunder are among the worst car movies ever made, (sorry, F&F was unwatchable to anyone over 25), but there are actually far worse films than those two.Here are 5 in no particular order...

1. Glitter (It mighta helped if Mariah Cary got nekkid, but then again probably wouldn't have helped.)2. Gigli3. Ishtar4. Howard the Duck5. Striptease (a naked Demi Moore couldn't save it)

i second the first two. add DareDevil to that list

Post by **NY94J30** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Come on...How you gonna go and put Howard the Duck on your list?

Post by **BoyWonder** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Battlefield:Earth?That was not exactly Travolta's finest hour.

Post by **nismodave** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Ishtar...........was maybe the worst.

Benny and Joon.........I walked out.........left my date there.

American Movie.........never got funny.

Triple X.......made F&F look good.

Showgirls...........very bad.

As far as car movies..........

Driven was awful.Gone in 60 seconds with Cage...........Terrible remake.Days of thunder..........yuk.Speed zone..........scarry bad.

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Speed Zone was lacking in comparison to the other Cannonball Run movies.

mainly lacking in the Burt Reynolds area.

Gone in 60 wasn't that bad really, in comparison to the original as far as an entertaining movie goes, it's way better.

the last chase wasn't anywhere near as good though:D

Post by **nismodave** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

The car jump at end of GONE was as bad as one in speed.

Post by **Chingon** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Post by **Chingon** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

oh...and went to see " A day w/o a mexican" man...it almost made me ashamed of being mexican.

Post by **Sopdadope** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Meantime wrote:Pink Flamingos has to be one of the worst ever. That movie is ugly enough to run a train off the tracks. (that's the second Roger Waters flick mentioned here, too)

A singing, psychotic, 400-lb, Krusty the Klown-looking transvestite. Decapitated chickens being used as phallic toys. A zombie-like hag who likes inserting eggs in her lower orifices. A flasher who ties a bloody sausauge to his wee-wee. Kidnappings, forced pregnancies, babies being sold and their mothers hacked into bits. Oh yeah, and the aforementioned 400-lb. "Divine" scarfing down doggy poo.... Ewww. This movie was so filthy I had to take six showers just to settle down.

Anyone who enjoys this movie or considers it art needs to be castrated and thrown into the padded room. John Waters must've been dropped on his one too many times as a child, it seems like he wants to punish audiences who've had the displeasure of watching his earlier underground movies.

I remember watching this turd (no pun intended), The Doom Generation, Salo, Men Behind the Sun, Cannibal Holocaust, Repulsion, Zero Day and Audition. :sniff: I want my humanity back....

Well anyway, for worst movie ever I nominate....

Post by **slw240sx** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

time bandits. i didnt make it past the first 15mins,

what about killer clowns from outerspace

Post by **andrave** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

oh **** I completely forgot about smokey and the bandit 3. 2 was bad. 3 is horrible. also missing burt reynolds.blah. I have to vomit just remembering that I watched it.

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

slw240sx wrote:what about killer clowns from outerspace

that's Killer Klowns From Outerspace.

it's a classic. and a masterpiece compared to some of the **** I've seen...

perhaps you should watch Ninja 3 the Domination if you wanna see something truly horrible.

it's not intended to be as bad as it is, that's what makes it so vile.

Post by **StrangeLove** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

The movie

Angel's Revenege

is the worst piece of crap that I have ever seen. I saw in mystery science theater 3000

Thats actually so funny

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Any movie in mst3k has to be bad.

Its the commentary throughout the movie that makes it worth watching;)

Do they still show it??

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Here are a few more stinkers:

Waterworld (painful)Battlefield Earth (was mentioned - classically bad)Heaven's GateAll Rocky movies after #3 (Yo Adrian, I went for 'da money)All Smokey and the Bandit sequels. Speed 2 Cruise Contol (had me reaching for the remote control)Justin and Kelly - american karaoke...er...idol winners proving they totally sucked as actors.

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Dude! there's no rocky V:) and the fight with the Drago was like the ****in' cold war, after that, the wall shortly fell down and it was over, we won because of Rocky man!

Post by **BoyWonder** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

[ZERO-S] wrote:Any movie in mst3k has to be bad.

Its the commentary throughout the movie that makes it worth watching;)

Do they still show it??

No

Stopped showing it awhile back.. They are selling DVDs though, but usually they are of earlier ones, which I don't find as funny as the later stuff.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

SeVa-S13 wrote:I'd just like to point out that both the original F&F and Bad Boys 1 & all had entertainment value. If you only watch movies for their sheer plausibility and true-to-life accuracy, then might I suggest you find the Discovery channel and stay out of the theater?

notice i didn't mention the original bad boys. it didn't have an aweful scene that included rumaging through a morgue. That was by far one of the worst scenes in all action-dom I had to sit through.

Additions to the list; Godford Park. And Christine was an aweful adaptation of Steven King. Unbreakable. Bless the Child. Barb Wire.

Btw, go to http://www.movielens.umn.edu It's a great movie rating site.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Sopdadope wrote:John Waters must've been dropped on his one too many times as a child, it seems like he wants to punish audiences who've had the displeasure of watching his earlier underground movies.

John waters is definitely fvcked up. Another one of his movies is Cecil B. Demented. Why he torments us with aweful cinema is beyond me.

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

you know what, let's talk about the good movies.

I like Hard Boiled. I need to go buy it...

it was awesome when Chow Yun Fat had to save the babies.

oo oo and A Better Tomorrow.

I wish John Woo would get his **** together...

Website · Post by **creophus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Johnny Mnemonic

Post by **StrangeLove** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

BoyWonder wrote:No Stopped showing it awhile back.. They are selling DVDs though, but usually they are of earlier ones, which I don't find as funny as the later stuff.

My friend loves mst3k, he has tons of them, and he agree's that Angel's Revenege is the worst movie ever

Post by **Sopdadope** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Mr1der wrote:you know what, let's talk about the good movies.

I like Hard Boiled. I need to go buy it...

it was awesome when Chow Yun Fat had to save the babies.

oo oo and A Better Tomorrow.

I wish John Woo would get his **** together...

Yeah Woo hasn't made a decent flick since Face/Off which I loved.

I just recently finished watching a batch of Westerns: Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Shane, McCabe and Mrs. Miller and lastly Tombstone. There wasn't a bad movie in the bunch. Spaghetti Westerns kick ***!

Post by **Sopdadope** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Mr1der wrote:you know what, let's talk about the good movies.

I like Hard Boiled. I need to go buy it...

it was awesome when Chow Yun Fat had to save the babies.

oo oo and A Better Tomorrow.

I wish John Woo would get his **** together...

Yeah Woo hasn't made a decent flick since Face/Off which I loved.

I just recently finished watching a batch of Westerns: Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Shane, McCabe and Mrs. Miller and lastly Tombstone. There wasn't a bad movie in the bunch. Spaghetti Westerns kick ***!

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

ever seen Once Upon a Time In the West? (it's got Bronson and Yule Brenner I think...)

or Once Upon a Time In America? (Gangster movie with DeNiro)

both Sergio Lionne, both kick ***. I think they're also available on dvd, and definitely worth it.

Post by **Sopdadope** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:13 pm

Yeah, I actually have all of Leone's spaghetti westerns on DVD. Gotta say, Henry Fonda makes a bad-*** villain and though Charles Bronson kicked major hiny, it would've been awesome if Eastwood reprised his role as the Man-with-no-name.

Along with The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and Once Upon a Time in the West, I consider Once Upon a Time in America his third masterpiece. We also have to thank Sergio Leone for giving us Jennifer Connelly too.

Ever seen Death Rides a Horse or Return of Sabata , both with Lee Van Cleef? I'd also recommend Django and it's sequel Django Kill.

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