when im racing...

[bejota]

ok im a street racer like most of you i own a 90 240sx fastback... now i was racing a few days ago with some hondas & toyotas and blew them all away and some mitsubishis ... when i went against normal mirage the 1.5 liters i think its motor was the car put up a better fight than any other (i was ahead by only half a car)of them that night when i asked him if he had something going in the hood it was bone stock!!! now the guy is a ****ing great driver i raced him again i noticed that the motor sometimes overreved, a friend that knew him was with me and he told me he shifted withought releasing the floored gas pedal... is that convenient to do or should i keep shifting release the gas pedal (i do this really profesional not slopy shifting)

[skatanic28]

you are not a street racer.you have an n/a sohc ka with a couple bolts-ons. id be impressed if you can make it into the 15's.

[1991S13]

1. Take down the posters of Vin Diesel and Paul Walker2. Hang up the fingerless racing gloves and unlace the Lugz "driving shoes"3. Don't embarass yourself by borrowing daddy's car anymore...hop on your Mongoose with the baseball card in the spokes for the "Harley sound"4. Go to Wal*Mart, buy NFSU2, and be satisfied with the fact that that is as close to being a "racer" as you will ever be.
Modified by 1991S13 at 11:37 PM 1/22/2005

[Chingon]

yep...I'm a street racer too... you know, live my life 1/4 mile at a time. I drive an auto and blow everyone away... You should really watch out for those mirages though. High Revvin...they pull hard up top!!...........




Modified by Chingon at 4:10 AM 1/23/2005

[nismofly]

ok im a street racer like most of you

is that so?

you are not a street racer.you have an n/a sohc ka with a couple bolts-ons. id be impressed if you can make it into the 15's.

what he said...

[themadscientist]

I am a jerk whose full of it like the rest of you. I noticed that despite being a phatazz racer with years of experience I have no idea what speedshifting is. Please clue me in before my freinds realize I am a complete fraud who races automatic Ford Tempos with my mom's 240.

You have been weighed

you have been measured

and you have been found lame

[nismofly]

thanks for that translation TMS i want sure at first

[themadscientist]

The first sentence really set the tone for the rest of the silliness. Anybody who announces "I am a streetracer" as if that impresses anyone or somehow gives them worth is a retard. Anybody who accelerates on the road in an effort to get ahead of another car who is trying to do the same thing is a streetracer. I am a racer, I'll race anything anywhere anytime, so what? It doesn't define who I am or make me superior or more cool than anyone else. Can't people just respect me for my mind?

[Axel Grungy]

ok im a street racer like most of you

wow i think this is the worst statement EVAR made!!

[..::..240sx..::...]

If you shift like a "real professional" as you say, then why are you asking ppl in this club what you should be doing and how you should be shifting???? peace out "street racer"

[nismofly]

bahaha...this thread again?

[Dirtylou]

I came in here thinking it was a question about autoXing or road racing....I'm so stupid.Sorry for bumping this.

[sanioll]

ok im a street racer like most of you

To Moderators:

Can we set an age limit for joining NICO; or better yet, make person take a small IQ quiz about cars and driving??

[Chingon]

Damn...that's a great idea...elitism to the MAX!!

[sdtouge]

[Lil_JV]

Oh god! Check out his future mods. vader body kit

[themadscientist]

Now if we locked out the goofs where would I get catchy quotes for my sig!

[eddiec]

thanks everyone. i needed a good laugh.

[nismofly]

Now if we locked out the goofs where would I get catchy quotes for my sig!

whats your aim sn?

[mmatl16]

o man you guys just as$ fuked that kid....lol

leave him alone he's gonna hit a tree soon anyways

[Axel Grungy]

o man you guys just as$ fuked that kid....lol

leave him alone he's gonna hit a tree soon anyways

as long as its a tree and not a little kid or something. street racers

[keepingthe240]

I know 4 street racers out here in kcmo. THey where in the paper( kc star) last summer and on tv(channel 4) for racing every weekend. Ask the nico members in kc who i'm talking about !! This "$%^&" drives a kia that i assume runs a 14 flat and Kia pays for his parts. His d/driver is a nx2000 and his wife (laylu )"nico member" has a 240sx. They got us kicked off a few of our hang out spots racing down the road. But ha, they are no where near what i ran in my hey day on blueridge blvd.

[koukiKA240]

This is all i can say. Im getting a good laugh over this guy.~Sam

[nismofly]

why must we bump this?

it was dead for like a week...it hurts every time i read it

[j-z]

because its soooo ****ing funny LOL. if it hadnt have been bumped, i wouldnt have laughed my *** off as violently as i just did reading through this. thank you street racer guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Red coupe]

I missed this one till now....This should be stickyed so other new members can learn from his mistake...

[nismofly]

haha yeah im just messin

i actually read it so many times it really isnt funny anymore to me, but what is funny is other peoples responses

[masticatingcow]

I'm glad I wasn't an idiot when I got on these boards. That was a very Zilvia-esque gangrape. At least those guys break out the KY beforehand. LOL.

[Veriest1]

It's definatly a sad day when a mirage pulls on you... during a flyby.

[Neejay]

The sad part is....I stopped reading it halfway through. My mouth dropped after reading the first sentence for 2 reasons:

1. I knew you guys would rip him up.2. This guy's mentality.