What's your problem?

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:28 pm

Tell NICO, maybe we can help. Have a seat over there

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:36 pm

Oh come on. Peeps gots problems to be resolved.

girlfriend, boyfriend, financial......let the members help ya out.

No responses and I'll never ask again.

Post by **Razi** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:49 pm

Sometimes I can't micro my defilers quick enough in StarCraft.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:23 pm

For a while I thought I had a problem with girl Vortigaunts. Then I realized that there aren't any. Seriously: never seen one. HOW WAS I BORN?!?!?!?!?!

Post by **bigbadberry3** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:37 pm

Razi wrote:Sometimes I can't micro my defilers quick enough in StarCraft.

Work on throwing up defensive dark swarms and never ever leave defilers undefended.

Post by **Razi** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:02 pm

I know what defilers are for, I just hate microing them along with about 3 control groups worth of units.

MinisterofDOOM wrote:For a while I thought I had a problem with girl Vortigaunts. Then I realized that there aren't any. Seriously: never seen one. HOW WAS I BORN?!?!?!?!?!

Strange experiments in tubes.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:46 pm

MinisterofDOOM wrote: HOW WAS I BORN?!?!?!?!?!

Osmosis?

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:46 pm

Razi wrote:Sometimes I can't micro my defilers quick enough in StarCraft.

Don't pre-ejaculate your defilers during the game. Better to wait near the end?

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:48 pm

So, I was playing Angry Birds 'Seasons' and I can't get through the first Halloween one. I can't get the bomb birds to move enough of the stack

Post by **Razi** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:53 pm

Yell at it.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:56 pm

I tried. I even showed it to my sleeping wife hoping to scare the big green pigs and even that didn't help.

Post by **nissangirl74** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:56 pm

my problem: a three year old running rampant through the upstairs of our house at 11 PM

Post by **Razi** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:59 pm

audtatious wrote:I tried. I even showed it to my sleeping wife hoping to scare the big green pigs and even that didn't help.

Eat bacon as you play.

nissangirl74 wrote:my problem: a three year old running rampant through the upstairs of our house at 11 PM

Duct tape + Imagination = Problem solved?

Post by **nissangirl74** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:05 pm

if she was mine, there would be NO issue; her a** would be in bed. However, since she isn't, I'm kinda stuck. They're leaving tomorrow, thank goodness.

Post by **Towncivilian** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:11 pm

I can't see my forehead.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:23 pm

nissangirl74 wrote:my problem: a three year old running rampant through the upstairs of our house at 11 PM

A empty closet helps too

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:24 pm

Towncivilian wrote:I can't see my forehead.

look in the mirror and you will see what you are missing. In fact, take a picture of it in the mirror, open with a image program and mirror it, then you will see what the rest of us see

Post by **nissangirl74** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:25 pm

speaking of closets, they didn't bring a play pen for the youngest child so her dad decided it would be a great idea to take the closet door OFF THE EFFING HINGES to make a baby gate.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:25 pm

Razi wrote:Eat bacon as you play.

I do...you mean eat more?

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:26 pm

nissangirl74 wrote:speaking of closets, they didn't bring a play pen for the youngest child so her dad decided it would be a great idea to take the closet door OFF THE EFFING HINGES to make a baby gate.

They visiting from TN?

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:27 pm

all my problems stem from the intrinsic reliability issues with humans. Specifically of the female variety. Why would you say you are going to do something and then not do it? F that noise.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:29 pm

PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:all my problems stem from the intrinsic reliability issues with humans. Specifically of the female variety. Why would you say you are going to do something and then not do it? F that noise.

Wait till you have been married a few times, you will be able to tune them out and feign interest in their babbling.

Post by **nissangirl74** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:51 pm

audtatious wrote:
nissangirl74 wrote:speaking of closets, they didn't bring a play pen for the youngest child so her dad decided it would be a great idea to take the closet door OFF THE EFFING HINGES to make a baby gate.

They visiting from TN?

We didn't have fancy-shmancy things like closets.

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:52 pm

I pretty much refuse to get married.

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:55 pm

nissangirl74 wrote:
audtatious wrote:

They visiting from TN?
We didn't have fancy-shmancy things like closets.

I didn't mean nuffin....Hell, I'm from GA

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:56 pm

PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:I pretty much refuse to get married.

So you say

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:58 pm

oh, I say...

Post by **nissangirl74** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:00 am

When I was young, I said I would
NEVER, EVER, EVER
1) get married
2) have kids
3) work in a factory.

Be careful what you are sure of

Post by **audtatious** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:02 am

PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:oh, I say...

And that's probably good until you meet the right one. Unfortunately we all can't be lucky enough to have the perfect partner twice, like Greg....

Post by **audtatious** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:04 am

nissangirl74 wrote:When I was young, I said I would
NEVER, EVER, EVER
1) get married
2) have kids
3) work in a factory.

Be careful what you are sure of

Thus far I have still never worked in fast food. That's one job I said I'd never do.

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