What's your problem?

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I'm good on 2 counts anyway!!!

[Razi]

Eat bacon as you play.

I do...you mean eat more?

Om nom nom!

Duct tape annoying children to the ceiling.

[nissangirl74]

Thanks.

[TurboSauce]

This seems to be a MOD/ADMIN thread......

[Bubba1]

This seems to be a MOD/ADMIN thread......

Evidently they are the only ones that have problems ready to share with him....

I got one for Dr. Phil...thy:

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

[audtatious]

Well, It's issues to be shared with NICO. By no means have I suggested I have any valid answers for anyone

While the drinking age may change the rules while on AA won't change, thus, you will be denied alcohol.

[audtatious]

This seems to be a MOD/ADMIN thread......

They are just humoring me by posting in a thread that would otherwise have dust and no posts.

[frapjap]

I'm confused. In order to get Jurassic Park on Blu-Ray, one has to purchase the trilogy. This is s***. What the hell am I supposed to do with those other two worthless pieces of s***?!

[audtatious]

Try and download the BD torrent then convert to DVD if possible. Else, just purchase the trilogy and sell the other two on ebay to help recoup the cost.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

+1 for torrenting.
Its bad when torrents offer you a service that you can't even buy

[audtatious]

other than ISP's locking your account due to abuse when a media company complains.

[Bubba1]

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

[frapjap]

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Technically, not a problem. More of general questions.
Though I suppose a swift kick to the nuts would help those people.

[mernes]

quick post

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck ?

[audtatious]

Depends on the age of the woodchuck, the time of the year, the area and density of trees, age of trees, moisture content, etc.

So, let's just say 1.5?

Assuming the woodchuck could chuck wood.

[SnookieTownshend]

I pretty much refuse to get married.

Amen to that. Single and free is the way to be.

[themadscientist]

It's not for everyone. I'm happily and voluntarily married.

[nissangirl74]

It's not for everyone. I'm happily and voluntarily married.

^ This.

[Bubba1]

^ This.

^+1

[audtatious]

+1 isn't posting a problem or a new aspect

[themadscientist]

Why can girls show cleavage, but I can't let my pants hang low and show a little neck?

[audtatious]

Because in most circumstances women's cleavage does not contain dingle berries

[SBC 240Z]

He has dingle berries on the front?

Edit: Oh and my problem is that I need a job like yesterday or I'll be living in the gutter with a newborn

[themadscientist]

That's just harsh.

No more embarrassing moments for me, I have the solution!

[audtatious]

He has dingle berries on the front?

Edit: Oh and my problem is that I need a job like yesterday or I'll be living in the gutter with a newborn

Shop around and I'm sure you will find something. Our leaders say everything has been resolved with the economy so it should be easy to find a proper position.

[audtatious]

That's just harsh.

No more embarrassing moments for me, I have the solution!

Clag is what they call it?

[SBC 240Z]

He has dingle berries on the front?

Edit: Oh and my problem is that I need a job like yesterday or I'll be living in the gutter with a newborn

Shop around and I'm sure you will find something. Our leaders say everything has been resolved with the economy so it should be easy to find a proper position.

Yeah I wish they were in my position. Everything I've worked so hard to acquire over the years is slowly but surely being sold to make ends meet. In just tree weeks I put in over 50-something applications at 25 different places and I have yet to be called for a single interview. I'm putting at a s*** box places just to get by until I go to basic but I guess running cranes, painting cars, and being trusted with million dollar machines means I'm not fit to work at hobby lobby or petsmart. I've got good solid references, never had so much as a speeding ticket, ever. I'm probably one of a few people that actually takes the time to fill in all those dumb "assessment" questions. 1) you sometimes take things from work without asking a) strongly agree b) agree c) disagree d) strongly disagree. uhhh gee let me think about it.

[THawks]

I guess running cranes, painting cars, and being trusted with million dollar machines means I'm not fit to work at hobby lobby or petsmart. I've got good solid references, never had so much as a speeding ticket, ever. I'm probably one of a few people that actually takes the time to fill in all those dumb "assessment" questions. 1) you sometimes take things from work without asking a) strongly agree b) agree c) disagree d) strongly disagree. uhhh gee let me think about it.

I'm having the sameish kinda problem. Applied for a job at Best Buy (didn't care what, I'm willing to work any part of the store) to make ends meet and for something to do in my spare time. Because of those million dollar machines, networking experience and certifications, I am "overqualified" for everything, even Geek Squad.... Heaven forbid they have a salesman that KNOWS the product they are selling...

[SBC 240Z]

I don't understand it man, so what if you have more talent than your coworkers, that shouldn't hurt your potential at getting a job. I understand they're worried about someone being over-qualified finding a better/ higher paying job and leaving them but so what, take what you can get out of it.

I'm willing to take a major pay cut and work somewhere I had hoped I would never have to in order to provide for my family to be until I can go to basic and get out of this s*** town. On every application I stated that I'm willing to take whatever open position they have, whatever shift, overtime, holidays, weekends, overnight, whatever, if it gets me a job I'll do it. I've been doing everything I can to increase the chances of being called but in the end they'll end up getting some straight out of school kid that could care less about the job and probably run off more customers than they attract.

[Dattebayo]

Over-qualified just means that they can't train you in the way they want you to be, a tiered support specialist moron. Anyone who knows everything is going to create problems with that kind of system because you probably won't hand it off to someone else when it's out of your hired area, even if you can fix it better.

We can't have any gurus anymore, its against the law to know your entire trade now. You'd be better off trolling the store for those who are stupid enough to actually hire their computer issues out to Geek Squad and handing them your card for when they inevitably screw up whatever it is they do to it.