^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ Negative.
< has 2-4 books going at the same time at any given time.
V only reads erotic novels from the dollar tree

[Heavy]

^ i like things that are cheap and arousing
< yay got my tax money!
v takin your woman out tonight?

[hitbychance]

^I"ve got 99 problems but a woman ain't one
< drink tonight maybe
V roses are red violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two

[alms24sebring]

^ thats almost sig worthy
< I feel like a pos today
v F Valentines Day

[numbnuts240]

^ forever alone with a 12 pack in the garage.
< v-day is gay, not because i'm alone, but because it's just gay.
V wanna get drunk and call craigslist hookers later?

[alms24sebring]

^ Way ahead of you on that
< No fat black girls though
v and I should probly wear 2 condoms and gloves

[Bubba1]

^ you probably should
< remember Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go 'round
V does that mean Kim Kardashian's humungous butt is personally responsible for a few orbits?

[hitbychance]

^ hmm maybe
< back at the office
V is also working nights this weekend

[frapjap]

^ nope.
< road race in plymouth this weekend
V gets involved in little to no exercise

[hitbychance]

^ gym atleast 3x a week
< needs to gain weight
V has a high metabolism

[Bubba1]

^ I did in my teens/20's, not anymore
< brace yourselves for a slower metabolism after 40
V would rather hang out with Peg Bundy on the couch eating bon-bons than sweating beside Otis the stinky body builder in a gym

[frapjap]

^ Even she worked out

< unless they were the frozen bon bons that some company put out in the early-mid 90's.
V does anyone remember these? They were in a 12-ish oz blue and white circular container with a pop off lid. They were basically bite sized chocolate covered vanilla ice cream.

[hitbychance]

^
< i love food
V are those what you mean?

[frapjap]

^ Can't see the photo here
< would like some of those regardless.
V last time you had an ice cream party?

[hitbychance]

^ 7 years at least
< might have to work late tonight
V last time you had a pizza party?

[Bubba1]

^ about a month ago. hosted one for my son and a group of his friends who were working on a school project
< first time I had a "white" pizza. Pretty good
V New York style pizza FTW?

[alms24sebring]

^^^^ Those are the best ever
^ yes but must be from NY
< boooooored. I find myself thinking of random stuff when I read a book because these are barely even slightly interesting.
v What kind of mischief should I get into on a wed night

[hitbychance]

^ wing night wednesday
< eat all the wings u can
V drink all the beer you can

[sbird1]

^ I did last night.
< About to take the puppy for a walk.
V Rapes children.

[alms24sebring]

^ only in my sleep
< chicken wings sound good right now
v is staying with The Walking Dead

[frapjap]

^ as opposed to another zombie television show?
< needs more violence and gore. shows getting slow.
V what if the guy had pooped in the other guys yard instead of the dog? Would it have been okay to shoot him then?

[Heavy]

^ no, id rather humliate the guy infront of the neighbors for acting like a douche. Just take him by his neck and shove his face down in it like you would a puppy when your trying to housebreak it.
< finally getting a new phone today
v should i slam the LS400 or leave it be?

[frapjap]

^ going to be harder to sell slammed. and cost money. tried selling either to CarMax yet?
< has an itch for another car.
V something older or something newer?

[Heavy]

^ new cars are just plain boring, buy some old rattlebox with a carb and drive the wheels off of it
< looking at an old toyota corona myself
v ever have scammers call about your car claiming they can "sell it fast" and you would only have to pay a small fee?

[frapjap]

^ if by scammer you mean the Nissan dealership that calls about my 240, then yes.
< "we're gonna give you top dollar for your car." But only if you buy a new car and we won't bother telling you this until you show up. Screw off
V ever owned a brand new car?

[Bubba1]

^Quite a few, 3 of which were Nissans
< if it's something I really want, I don't mind buying new.
V has never owned a new car.

[frapjap]

^ Nope.
< came close, was a year and 11 months away on a Protege. despised that car.
V ketchup goes on everything.

[Bubba1]

^ no, it's unamerican to put ketchup on a hotdog
< it would also be a crime to use it on filet mignon
V would use ketchup on J Lo's butt.

[hitbychance]

^ hell yea
< i put that S$%T on everything
V oh wait that's frank's red hot

[alms24sebring]

^ That plus ranch as sauce makes incerdible buffalo chicken pizza.
< Over the years I have loved Bleu Cheese more than ranch, which is suprising
v Hudden Valley only