^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ lol, nope just pollen
< Im like a dead body walking around during Spring. I just say f*** it and put rolled up tp in my nose to stop the running.
v Dammit... Spring is next season...

[Bubba1]

^ same here, my nose runs more reliably than a land Rover every May
< But better living thru chemistry
V In a fog without the use of allergy drugs

[frapjap]

^ I try my damnest to not take anything, but the $1/day it costs to feel better than a week old pile of horse s*** is worth it
< Fall allergies and rag weed are the death of me. This slow going winter has brought it back a couple of times.
V allergic to cats or dogs?

[Heavy]

^ HIGHLY allergic to cats, just ask mark lol
< i reallllllllly need to get rid of one of these cars
v are you ready for the return of the walking dead this sunday?

[frapjap]

^ Damn right I am
^ You're going to carlisle this year, right? Or does woman have you on lock-down?
< but not enough to watch it live (thanks, DVR)
V still hasn't taken down the Christmas lights.

[Heavy]

^ christmas lights were down 2 days after, screw being "that guy"
< lol no ray im not on lockdown, ill be at carlisle
v need a nap, pronto

[hitbychance]

^ i could go for one
< has caffeine at the moment
V whats for lunch

[Heavy]

^ BUFFARO CHICKUN SANGDWICH
< del sols are kinda cool little cars
v do you like BBWs?

[Bubba1]

^ Are you referring to women or wheels?
< If women, it depends on the woman.
V has thought about a 3 some with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell

[hitbychance]

^eww gross but it does have celebrity status
< hasn't been with a BBW
V has!

[frapjap]

^ Big Beautiful Woman or Big Black Woman?
< Either way, both. probably.
V remembers the moment that they decided they weren't always going to be the 100% "good guy" to women

[hitbychance]

^ yup it was a good night
< still has yet to find a decent girl
V also attracts crazies

[frapjap]

^ Yes.
< but has learned to distinguish normal amounts of crazy from legitimately crazy. I leave those alone.
V Moobs?

[Bubba1]

^sorry, not attracted to them
< some of the legitmately crazy ones are fun, though when in doubt, you tell 'em your name is frapjap..
V have you ever used a fake name to a date?

[sbird1]

^ Can't say I've done that one.
< First post from my new laptop! Just came in a little while ago.
V Knows it's pretty and smells good, too!

[hitbychance]

^ might as well start with p0rn
< loves his home desktop
V knows a new computer is always better

[frapjap]

^ :: I don't really care whether its new or not. Just that it'll stream video.
< has used a fake name to chicks. hard to remember.
V landshark lager tastes like a**.

[sbird1]

^ Hyup!
< Soooo hungry. Cooking taquitos.
V Wants some of my taquitos.

[nevertheless]

^f yeah I want some
<Bout to take my lunch break. Lemon Chicken.
VWhats for lunch?

[hitbychance]

^ its 9:00pm
< eating cake
V do you frequently go to a gym?

[alms24sebring]

^ nah, but I did workout in gym today
< Had a few long islands between classes on an empty stomach by a hot girl that tried too hard to be hot
v Knows it was obvious in class that I was on somethin, (I almost fell picking up a thumbtack too lol)

[Bubba1]

^ well, wearing that girl's panties on your head during class might have provided a clue.
< But after you consume a few long islands, wouldn't the hot girl appear hotter?
V Ever wake up besides a naked woman and not remember her name?

[frapjap]

^ I called a girl the wrong name once.
< turns out I was doing it all night long, but she was too drunk to notice. Was kinda funny.
V worst way they've been interrupted during sex?

[Bubba1]

^ When some inebriated buddies kicked in my locked college room door to proudly show me something they just "acquired" illicitly. The girl in bed with me at the time they broke in was not amused about it.
< My college residence was much like Animal House but with a better overall GPA
V Behaved in school

[frapjap]

^ Heavily.
< Had no choice but to succeed. Partying happened mostly after college, which was probably better because I could afford to party then.
V another funny college story

[Bubba1]

^ saving the best ones for my book.
< Started to slow down when it was time to have kids.
V Is your second childhood more or less fun than your first one?

[frapjap]

^ Way more fun.
< You could call it selfish, but I call it enjoying what I never got to have.
V though having nothing has its own form of fun situations that most folks will never experience.

[alms24sebring]

^ I love that second line but how is nothing fun?
< So far I havent been so lucky in my college, in fact I got royally f***ed in a very bad way by a hot chick
v Is ready for some winter weather now that its February

[frapjap]

^ YUP! Only 11 days skiing this season so far.
< On the other hand, I drove the miata in 50 degree weather and salt free roads today.
V ever wonder if anyone is following you home?

[Bubba1]

^ Just once, a road rager was following me a long time after I pizzed him off. I pulled into a post office and pretended to call 911to scare him away. But I had wondered the rest of the way home if he was still following me.
< we're supposed to see a little snow tonight, but probably just enough to cover the grass.
V prefers summer over winter.