^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ Meh I like Fall most.
< I perfer summer over winter because ice cold winds hurt, and eff walking to and driving to a colda$$ car in the morning.
v Bubba what area do you live in

[Bubba1]

^ Southeastern Pennslvania (Bucks County)
< Summer is better than winter because watching cute womenz in bathing suits and shorts is better than watching them in downfill jackets and mukluks.
V owns a pair of mukluks.

[alms24sebring]

^ Dam, extra close to Carlisle.
^ Somewhere in my attic.
< The only reason why I like Spring is that 1st 75 degree warm sunny day where all the girls break out from the winter jackets all at once.
v You can look but dont touch

[Bubba1]

^ Very true
<Carlisle is 2 1/2 hours or so from me, and only 3 months away.
V preparing my liver for Carlisle

[hitbychance]

^ its too far for me
< met swollen members at a concert last night!
V knows who they are?

[alms24sebring]

^ I hope you found out
< a certain someone in the Science subforum is really pissin me off.
v will help me explain Einstein's theory of relativity and why it is real.

[frapjap]

^ Almost as much as Alton brown.
< Nala would have to get his cousin drunk first.
V Second cousin is okay to marry, right?

[alms24sebring]

^ If you live in TN
< Has a friend that told me he f***ed his brother's cousin. Thats pretty sick if you ask me
v would appear on Maury if you got your cousin pregnant

[sbird1]

^ "His brother's cousin?
< Watching Dawn of the Dead.
V Was also confused by ^ statement.

[Bubba1]

^Yes
< The Whitney Houston jokes have begun
V grinned or grimaced when he saw the first one?

[alms24sebring]

^^ Thats what he said since him and his brother are only half brothers and it was his bros cousin. But still, doesnt the girl make it his 1st cousin as well. Idk I honestly didnt ask. I already knew too much at this point and its gross.
^ Yeah but I knew it was coming
< If I knew I had 6 months to live I would do every drug in the book
v If Lindsey Lohan died do you think she would be remembered for acting, or cocaine and house arrest? I think the answer is obvious, even though she was very hot at one point.

[hitbychance]

^ i think she would be remembered by the newest playboy shoot
< knows most celebrities love the coke
V does it like charlie sheen!

[alms24sebring]

^ lol yeah he'll def not be remembered for Platoon.
< whoa whoa whoa.. what do you mean latest playboy shoot.
v Must... post .... pics.....

[Bubba1]

^ Her Playboy shoot sucked. They slapped on way too much makeup to make her look like Marilyn Monroe. Then they went way overboard airbrushing, and then tried to have her attempt Monroe's old poses from her 1950's pictorial. Lohan is no Monroe, so it failed.
< disappointed Playboy subscriber
V only reads playboy for the articles.

[hitbychance]

^ they were shot in november i believe, january 2012 cover, google "Lindsay lohan playboy shoot" with safe search off in images , she is dressed like Marilyn Munro
< approved of those photos
V what do you think?

[nevertheless]

^Would love to do coke off her right titty, while she does a line off the left one.
<Approved
VPartied too hard last night

[alms24sebring]

^ lol apparently you did
< I just wanted to bang her and her dumb friend in Mean Girls
v Knows I have a serious crush on that girl. She was also in Alpha Dog in the pool scene

[Bubba1]

^ Yes, but the airbrushing and pancake makeup made her look like a skanky Marilyn Monroe impersonator, not the HS-girl-next-door- I presume you fapped to in Mean Girls
< Watched a little the Grammies. Very quick recap, Jesda's GF lost a little weight and can sing, Katy Perry wore a disturbing blue "Don King" haircut. Foo fighters were good, Chris Brown lip synched and danced with so much energy, one is not surprised he beat the cr@p out of Rhianna. And as far as Rhianna's singing talent, she has a nice figure.
V Faps to Tony Bennett

[frapjap]

^ nah. but I'm sure he has had plenty of a**
< grammies are hard to take seriously when rebecca black walks the red carpet.
V why do folks say grammy awards are worthless? I remember the simpsons and other shows making a stint about this in the 90s.

[alms24sebring]

^^ Agreed I watched it here and there. I HATE lip synching, its fake and staged. Katy Perry wtf.
^ Because they just are, most of it is NOT music, its just talkin about money and G6's on the way to the club.
< This is why I was glad to see Adele (spelling?) win all those awards and album of the year because there was actually a message there. Good cd too.
v Thought Kelly Clarkson looked way better than at the SuperBowl too

[Bubba1]

^ I agree, during the SuperBowl with that weird haircut, Kelly Clarkson looked more like jeremy Clarkson in a Morticia Addams outfit. But the girl can sing.
< Rebecca Black on the red carpet to the Grammy's is one reason why the Grammy's jumped the shark. Well that and they hand out over 100 Grammys every year, which I think diminishes the value of each.
V Just caught himelf singing Friday, Friday.

[alms24sebring]

^ god no dont remind me!
< So the muffler on the civic blew out and is stupid loud now.
v Wonders how long itll be before that'll get fixed.

[frapjap]

^ til the next time it needs inspection, DUH
< has one airbag between the three vehicles he owns.
V has 6 airbags in ONE vehicle

[alms24sebring]

^ f*** that I got a half ton of metal and a pillow to absorb any impact.
< Why do fat black women have to be such ghetto biotches
v They need lovin to

[hitbychance]

^ maybe
< has a thing for latinos
V likes hairy girls

[Bubba1]

^ maybe
< has a thing for latinos
V likes hairy girls

^ only the hair on their heads
^ if its Latino guys, Tita is single and ready to mingle
<had to replace my 4Runner's battery today (got 7yrs out of the old one)
V likes his womenz with braided armpit hair

[alms24sebring]

^ hmm not quite so much
< I want it baby a$$ soft just like "everything" else
v eats Viagra with applesauce for dinner

[hitbychance]

^hell yeah.. not!
< has no plans tomorrow therefore no money spent!
V has plans with a girl?

[Bubba1]

^ I always have plans, just doesn't always work.
< I think we're staying in if my son goes out with his GF
V can walk, chew gum and fart at the same time.

[alms24sebring]

^ I can sneeze, burp, and fart within 2 seconds.
< I went oldschool and got Call of Duty 4 from PSN, the original and best one.
v Doesnt enjoy reading