^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Not a chance.
< Went to the zoo yesterday and it was hot. I thought I was in Africa.
V Why is it almost 80* in late January? Are we all going to die?

[Bubba1]

^Global warming, buddy. Get used to it.
< don't mind global warming if it means Florida weather here in PA
v if I tell you that you're gonna die this year, will you sign over your car to me?

[alms24sebring]

^^^ Seth Rogan is annoying as hell and is not that funny. He had his day in 40 y/o Virgin but thats it. gtfo
^ Id rather sell it for drugs then die from a heroin overdose in my bathtub
< It is seriously 65 here, and of course my friend with the cherrypicker has his phone off so I cant even finish my car today
v thinks I should sell it after its like new-ish again

[frapjap]

^ Why? youre just getting rid of a reliable car and buying someone elses problems
< contemplates selling the trans am from time to time, but would likely regret it in 6 months and every month after.
V will probably see the t/a come out of race retirement at carlisle this year.

[hitbychance]

^ i wish i could go
< has been working insane hours this week
V knows it all looks better on the pay

[alms24sebring]

^ for most people
< my bro is still trippin about owing me $120. SO you mean to tell me over a month you couldnt come up with that little amount
v knows he needs a better job with managment that doesnt joo him out of money and hours like they do now.

[hitbychance]

^ agree
< thinks that managing money is more important then how much you make
V with the right purchases and saving you can eventually get what you want

[Bubba1]

^ agree
< thinks that managing money is more important then how much you make
V with the right purchases and saving you can eventually get what you want

^I agree.
< you can have a lotta fun for very little money.
V must buy that big gawdy "arrest me" trunk lid wing immediately!

[Heavy]

^ i need the downforce to race kids on the saw mill
< got someone coming to look at the LS monday woot!
v do you know about the inglewood jack?

[Bubba1]

^yes, and good luck selling the LS
< question posed to Eagle Fans by a local paper: Can you root for the Giants vs. New england?
3% said maybe if they liked the spread
36% sadly yes, better them than Brady
61% No, do you see a monkey flying out my butt?
Ah, the city of Brotherly love.

v might enjoy a monkey flying out his butt.

[hitbychance]

^ that happens everytime i drink..what lol
< not looking forward to the long work week ahead
V should watch the video in the thread on ACTA i posted, S**T just got real!

[sbird1]

^ I will!
< Just finished working on a buddy's F150.
V Knows those trucks are very easy to work on. Yay!

[hitbychance]

^ the new ones don't have dipsticks
< has got to get an oil change asap
V knows its hard when you don't have a garage and it's winter

[Bubba1]

^ to change oil? Nah, I can make an appointment with my mechanic just as easily from the garage or house.
< old American trucks rock.
v was conceived in a pickup truck

[alms24sebring]

^no, I have deposited no seeds in any automobile
< Working on the civic all weekend. New motor is in the car sittin and all thats needed is hooking everything back up, with a new thermostat and an axle seal at the trans.
v will say F it and buy me a new car

[Bubba1]

^ okay "F" it, but how about I give you the same amount of money toward a new car as I gave you last time...
< sounds like you're in the home stretch for getting it back on the road.
V will buy Alms24sebring a new car with no sexual strings attached

[frapjap]

^ depends on if he figures out what conceived means
< was allegedly conceived in a corn field
V where were you conceived?

[alms24sebring]

^^ dont spoil the fun for me
^ I do know the meaning, it was related. I was poking my head as my mom was being rushed to the hospital while breathing in a mcdonalds bag with a pickle at the bottom.
< I could never see myself being the birth doctor.
v the pouring of post birth juice is a turn on ( )

[sbird1]

^ How did you know?
< Hard to find videos of said fetish.
V Has a stranger fetish that will be revealed.

[alms24sebring]

^ my fetish is actually pretty common, more common than I thought.
< Now I have to pick another one to be different
v New fetish = ...?

[frapjap]

^ don't know
< I had a close friend that dated an "amazon" stripper for awhile. She was over 6' without heels.
V has fantasies involving dwarf women

Ray, I think have accidently hit edit instead of quote, which wiped your entry.
Sorry about that. Joel

[alms24sebring]

^ Lol! Thats f***in funny! I had noticed that too..
^ maybe not dwarf women but miniature women. That is a big turn on, like an 8 inch woman to keep as a sexual pet
< ehem.. anyways, Im reading The Adventures of Huck Finn. Good book I guess so far.
v Had used Hooked On Phonics

[Bubba1]

^ nope. But I can see the turn on factor with smaller women (but not too small), their smaller hands make your.....ahem....appear bigger.
< Yes, I married a short woman.
V brings a ladder on dates with tall women

[frapjap]

^^ You bastard! :: shakes fist ::
^ Not very many women are taller than me, but it'd be cool if they were
< short girls rock.
V understands the reference "sit and spin"

[Bubba1]

^I assume you mean the urban dictionary meaning as opposed to the toddler toy.
< never had a date utter that expression to me.
V has either given or received a Cleveland Steamer

[frapjap]

^ I have not.
< but has pulled the Houdini. well, most of it anyway.,
V dirty sanchez?

[Bubba1]

^Nope
< but I have given a dutch oven
V Rusty trombone?

[alms24sebring]

^ That was pretty sick to read on urban dictionary
< Im still young and learning.. One of these days I will ranked up to be an old pervert
v Drives reeeeaaaal slowly passed the High School softball team

[Bubba1]

^ Not since I was in high school.
< pervert sounds bad, "uninhibited thinker" has a better ring to it
V has given or received a Blumpkin

[frapjap]

^ there was once a girl who would do just about anything...
< it was actually kind of annoying. then I found out she was in an open relationship. Weird.
V would you rather have a male or a female to get your back in a gun fight?