^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ Your momma so fat she didn't know 90210 was a tv show!

< You asked for it- I'm bringing these back from 5th grade!

V Your momma is so fat she when she hauls a** she has to make two trips.

[frapjap]

^ Your momma so fat she didn't know 90210 was a tv show!

< You asked for it- I'm bringing these back from 5th grade!

V Your momma is so fat she when she hauls a** she has to make two trips.

[TTkickedin]

^ Your mama is so stupid, she thought a double post was a Fieldgoal
< Keep it going!!!
v Your mom is so short, she can play handball on a curb

[Bubba1]

^yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery
<I guess we're all on a roll

V yo mama is so fat, her farts register an 8.0 on the richter scale.

[frapjap]

^ YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES THE EQUATOR FOR A BELT
< NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR ALL CAPS.
JUST LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR
v YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW '90210' WAS ON A SCALE

[Heavy]

^ oh yeah well your momma is so nasty, shes like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
< car shopping is a pita
v your momma is so ugly bill clinton wouldnt sleep with her

[frapjap]

^ Your momma so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
< did you sell the lexuses?
V Your momma so fat she jumped and got stuck in the ozone.

[Heavy]

^ yeah well your momma is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guys word for it
< no i havet sold either yet, hope the LS goes soon
v your momma is so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky

[Bubba1]

^ Yo mama is so fat that when she was having sex she yelled out recipes

<I thought you just got that LS.

vYo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[Heavy]

^ yo momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
< i did just buy that LS, but it needs more work than i have time for right now. Its nothing major, just stupid little things. Plus i want to go back to a 5-spd again, autotragic is getting really boring
v your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

[numbnuts240]

^ yo momma's so articulate that she can explain einstein's theory of relativity to a 12 year old

< am i doing it right?

V well, AM I??!?!?!?!?!!?

[TTkickedin]

^ Your momma is so stanky, she ate a cucumber and shat a pickle :P
< Buying the hood anyway. opportunities vs. lessons learned'd = win win situation.
v Dont even get me started on yo mama. Yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forhead so she can make up her mind!

[Heavy]

^^ yes tito you are doing it right but it surpsies me that your momma taught you anything because shes so dumb she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
^ yeah well your momma is so nasty shes got more clap than an auditorium
< saved this thread from the messicans
v your momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

[TTkickedin]

^ Your mom is so fat, Her neighboor rang her doorbell and she checked the microwave! Lol!
< Who's actually making their own up? Heres one from me:
V your mom is so fat, Air traffic controllers have to put out wake turbulence warnings worldwide !!

[numbnuts240]

^ yo momma's so skanky, even nala hit that.

< boo-yah

V and YO momma's so dumb, she pre-ordered 17 snow plows from nala, inc.

[Heavy]

^ your momma is like the town bike, everyone gets a ride
< im half and half, some my own, some online
v your momma is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

[TTkickedin]

^ Your mom is so fat, she goes into the shower curtain section at home depot to pick out her new dress
< Havent seen the best nala threads yet. But I will sooner or later.
v Your momma is so stupid, she thought horoscopes was a scary movie!

[sbird1]

^ *blank stare*
< Listening to Orange Golbin. They kick a**.
V Will go listen to them.

[TTkickedin]

^ I think you forgot the [insert mama joke] part...
< I love my job. havent even started yet, but almost 3500 per month is exactly what I need right now.
v Yo mama so stupid, she trips over her cordless phone.

[frapjap]

^ thats an oldie.
^ with that kind of cash, you can start coming out to auto x with me in RI
< hasn't started ANY of the turbo build for the miata. ::sigh::
V proud of me for reserving a Camaro SS 'vert for my florida trip in Feb.

[TTkickedin]

^ Yes, indeed...on all counts
^ And miata's are supposedly the easiest things to boost too. And the cheapest. That should be some fun when you do build it though. What's your set up going to look like eventually? And I hope that includes a half roll cage!

< had a NaN/a Miata, and it went hey hey hey, goodbye to the junkyard. True story.

v Wish I had something to say...but unfortunately, sex with your mom has me speechless at the moment. OOOOOHHH!!

[alms24sebring]

^ Bump! Cool new avatar too
< Its been like almost 60 degrees for a week here. And today was a 90% chance of rain but never saw a single drop. wtf
v has donated sperm (whats the pay??)

[Bubba1]

^Depends on who you "donated" it to.
< thought about selling my urine to people that need to pass drug tests. I might flushing down a fortune
V might have a fortune in his hand before washing.

[frapjap]

^ s*** in one hand and wish in the other- tell me which fills up faster
< spring skiing conditions in January. This sucks.
V What did you do with winter and how much is it going to cost to get her back?

[Bubba1]

^ I actually don't mind 55 degrees in Philly in late January. Makes walking the pups much easier.
< snagged a free pass to the Philly Auto Show, (thank you Audi).
v will drive farther north to ski.

[frapjap]

^ Won't help! they're getting rain, too.
< at this rate the pacific north west is doing really well this year.
V you know what that means? Next year is going to be a wallop of a winter

[Bubba1]

^ The weather guys say that every year. Every once in awhile they get lucky and are right.
< remember munchkin John Bolaris' "storm of the century" prediction? We got flurries.
V wants a 3some with Cecily Tynan and Karen Rogers (local ABC weatherbabes)

[frapjap]

^ They're alright, so I suppose so.
< But I'd rather our Michelle Muscatello (looks AMAZING for two recent kids!) and Kathryn Sotnik.
V Wants to meet Matt Lauer

[Bubba1]

^ wouldn't go out of my way to meet him
<Would rather meet Amy Robach (weekend Today hottie)
v gets a chubby thinking about Willard Scott

[frapjap]

^ Depends. Is he batman? Because batman is the man.
< still excited for anne hathaway in leather as catwoman. mmmmmmmm
V would let Seth Roegan bust a nut on his couch