^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Yay...
< All day looking for jobs, fixing resume, etc. FML.
V No one say a damn thing about last night's Walking Dead. I missed it, but will catch up.

[frapjap]

^^ would have to murder her too. "oops, my gun discharged at point blank into her skull"
^ I thought this was america, I do what I want
< except for rape, murder, pillage, and wait...isn't this the home of the free?
V convicted felon?

[sbird1]

^ Not yet.
< Just watched the new Walking Dead.
V Shane is an ***hole.

[frapjap]

^ Nah. Even though the Otis was trying to make it right, Shane had to survive somehow. He was probably still faster with a busted leg than the obese dude who was out of breath.
< Dont think he would've done to to anyone else in their original group aside from that whiney b****.
V hope that little girl isn't found and the mother offs herself.

[alms24sebring]

^ I wish that b**** went with him!
^ hmm that sounded sexy
< Otis was the crazy guy from "Identity"
v Went pumpkin smashing

[frapjap]

^ Not in years.
< would be pissed if someone smashed my pumpkin. Had I carved one anyway.
V is not bringing sexy back

[sbird1]

^ Not really, no.
< Got an interview tomorrow! Foundation Financial Group.
V Training program to be a loan officer.

[frapjap]

^ how do you get that job? accounting degree?
< would have sooo much to write on a resume right now. 3 bullets couldnt contain the madness.
V Dont forget to haggle for vacation time. (if its that kind of job)

[alms24sebring]

^ that doesnt go into effect until the first year
< That $2 chipotle burrito yesterday was bangin!
v Payback is a b****! in school.... have to crap.... now....

[sbird1]

^ Get some Chipotleway.
< I have an Economics degree. Hopefully I'll get it.
V It only pays like $28,000 until I pass some tests and stuff. Then substantially more.

[alms24sebring]

^ haha I saw that episode last week and made that joke today
< It seemed like I was the only one that got it.
v We are all a little racist inside

[frapjap]

^ Try dating a black girl
< Has dated a black girl
V won't ever date a black girl

[sbird1]

^ I would if she was my type. (I don't have a type)
< Job interview was another sales job trying to get people to refinance their mortgages.
V Do I take it or keep looking? I'm leaning towards the latter...

[alms24sebring]

^ Its up to you but chances are small for finding hits in that field I would think
< a grimmy manipulating uncle talked my grandmother into refinancing and she regrets it
v I never had a spanish chick before.. Holayyy

[sbird1]

^ Giggity.
< My last gf was Puerto Rican/Mexican.
V She was CARAZZZY!!!

[alms24sebring]

^ They all are Sbird, they all are
< Was kinda messin around with a spanish chick once but never got anywhere. She was a total space case.
v I could be telling her about a mass murder I saw and she would be chasing a butterfly or the icecream truck down the street

[sbird1]

^
< Looking for more jobs on Monster.com...
V ANYTHING BUT SALES!!!

[frapjap]

^ Take it AND keep looking
< Why not look for a bank as a mortgage processor? There are 2-3 that are backed up like a consitpated elderly man and paying ~22/hr with 10-15 hours of OT for the taking.
V Selling is cool, just as long as you're selling something worthwhile for a big company.
V yes, and chicks of hispanic decent are fuvckingnutbustersbatchitcrazy. Never again ::shudder::

[alms24sebring]

^ good words from a wise man.
< I swear my entire biology class has been taking stupid pills that are afraid to do any work.
v whats for dinner?

[sbird1]

^ I had BK last night.
< Just washed the dogs and am continuing my job hunt.
V Wants to have Tim Tebow's babies.

[frapjap]

^ nope. besides, hes "saving himself for marriage"
< will never get married. Barney Stinson for life.
V C'mon man! Even these dudes from France at a bar I went to knew who Barney Stinson is..

[alms24sebring]

^ heeeeeey
^ And I just have to say that BK is the sickest s*** on the planet. Totally serial about that.
< i was checkin out a website about bad autocorect on iphones. epically funny..
v Why is sex better than lquid cheese but has the worst consequences ever?

[sbird1]

^ What has the consequences? Sex or the cheese?
< HUNGRY. Aaaaand I farted.
V Mileena or Kitana?

[frapjap]

^ Kitana. She seems more understanding and soft.
< Mileena is just a hardcore **** with some pointy s*** to stab you with. Though shes probably wild in the sack.
V Remember when Game Pro used to say that there were "sexualities" in additon to friendship, fatalities, and beastality?

[sbird1]

^ Haha. I don't remember that, but it sounds awesome.
< [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNo4Xkxwtz4[/youtube]
V Two chicks at the same tiiiime.

[alms24sebring]

^^ Consequences = BABIES!
^ haha but link didnt work for me
< Maleena had the wild teeth like Baraka if you recall. I wonder what her vag looks like..
v How about Jade for those with alittle jungle fever?

[frapjap]

^ Jades a fox. Syndall could probably suck it.
< My favorite dorkly bits [yourube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuBTlJDki8[/youtube]
V liu kang is a p****

[alms24sebring]

^ hahaha that was funny. If that doesnt prove my point about kids...
< Liu Kang was a b****, but was good in the first movie.
v Ahh nothing like a nice cold tall glass of.... milk

[frapjap]

^ milk??
< 2 beers deep.
V hilarity ensues
LMFAO
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjntYU4O ... re=related[/youtube]
SCHAMMADASCHOODER!

[alms24sebring]

^ lol I sawd'd
< German is a funny sounding language
v [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0kutu-k43U[/youtube]