^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ hopefully youll see the thiefs there so you can f***'em up in the moshpit
< ugh class, so much work this week.
v My brain was stupid in math today, whats a good brain food?

[frapjap]

^ Tuna, salmon, omega 3's.
< Its been a looooong two weeks with no signs of slowing down.
V ever considered a mail order bride?

[sbird1]

^ Actually, yes.
< Crappy weather has kept me from making money today.
V Wants the new Batman game.

[frapjap]

^ Need a system first. And probably no. L4D is where its at!
< maybe this winter. If the miata doesnt nickel and dime me to bad.
V why didnt you get said mail order bride?

[alms24sebring]

^ I already got too many hoes to account for
< a mechanic I used to work with would write 'radiator hose' as 'radiator hoes' and was totally serious about it.
v Yep you guessed it, he was black.

[frapjap]

^ thats racist. Calling all mechanics black. tsk tsk
< to damned nice out today. Going for a run!
V fortune cookie time: fried chicken is the bane of your existance.

[alms24sebring]

^ you have to say 'between the sheets' after each fortune cookie
< I got one that said 'children bring you joy'
v I felt like I was ganna get arrested for just saying that. It was funny tho.

[frapjap]

^ what? the original fortune cookie not good enough for you?
< rarely eats chinese. gotta be pretty desperate.
V is of oriental nature?

[sbird1]

^ Nope. Not even a little.
< Wouldn't mind my kid having some "oriental nature"
V Knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[frapjap]

^ I wish. havent been that lucky yet.
< Did meet a Ukranian girl. That didn't pan out.
V Learned to stay away from red heads yet?

[sbird1]

^ Oooooooh, yes.
< The last two are CRAZY!
V I'm bored. Dismal cloudy day.

[frapjap]

^ Two?! Shoot man, the first one is a mistake. The second one is a CHOICE! Why did you choose again!?
< They're more than crazy, they're goddamned imbalanced. Hate that glee potrays the counsler as a nice one.
V If you think a red head is nuts, try a Cubana!

[sbird1]

^ I dated a Pueto Rican. She was still crazy.
< Applied for another 5 jobs yesterday.
V Pantera fan.

[frapjap]

^ Sometimes. Today is not one of those days.
< got offered 3 jobs in 2 weeks while currently employed. Guess I'm in high demand.
V invent something. never work again.

[alms24sebring]

^ Invent a pill that makes women act normal.
< = the next Bill gates.
v you should probly just go gay, men are way more tolerable

[frapjap]

^ Know this from experience, do you?
< time to cut my nails.
V hopes both of the kids in Walking Dead are indeed, dead.

[alms24sebring]

^ no just my suggestion. Im not here to judge
< I agree. I think they ll find the girl later on alive but I dont see the boy surviving a 50 cal shot
v If it was me, as Goerge Carlin said, f*** the children!

[frapjap]

^ I so quoted that same GC moment on a friends FB today.
< Had tix to see him in Newport. Bastard died 2 weeks before the show. Saw him once with my dad though.
V moar george carlin. stat.

[sbird1]

^ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
< GC was awesome. Jealous Ray got to see him.
V Only comedian I've seen live is Dane Cook. :

[frapjap]

^ I hope you got a BJ for taking a girl after
< Also caught Chapelle in college. Brother went to see Tosh, but I can't see him being all that great on stage alone
V Richard Pryor was the man.

[sbird1]

^ That he was.
< My top 5 in no order: Louis CK, Bill Hicks, Mike Birbiglia, Lewis Black, and Patton Oswalt.
V Your top 5?

[frapjap]

^ No real order. GC, Pryor, Chris Rock, Chapelle, Birbiglia
< Honorable mentions to Ellen, Gallagher, Bill Engvall, and Mitch Hedberg (when hes not too high to perform)
V Favorite stand up show/album of them all if you HAD to pick one to listen to over and over.

[sbird1]

^ Oooh, tough one.
< I'd have to go with... "Chewed Up" from Louis CK.
V Have you heard "I hate deer" from that album? Hilarious.

[alms24sebring]

^ Im completely lost and I hate Lewis black and Dane Cook.
< I saw Jim Gaffigan(spelling?), and I sware it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
v I also saw Chelsea Handler and alot of her crew. She was totally wasted.

[frapjap]

^ Kinda like if you saw the Jackass crew.
< My dad saw Hank Jr once. He (Hank) was so wrecked, he came out, stumbled throug 2 songs and went backstage. Concert over. No money back.
V Would've rioted.

[alms24sebring]

^ lol. He said F it.
< saw paranormal 3 this weekend. I highly recommend watching this
v what are you ganna be for Halloween?

[wa-chiss]

^ A stick figure
< Hopes the Rangers will win the World Series
V How 'Bout Them Cowboys!

[frapjap]

^ Tony Romo: the best player on the opposite team.
< No Pats game last weekend, no football worth watching. Though I assume Green Bay is still undefeated. Glad I got to see them this season.
V How's Chicago doing? Cutler still ending up black and blue after every down?

[alms24sebring]

^^
^ I have no idea
< I think all playoff hopes are lost in our faithful Redskins....
v we have some of the worst stats ever like losing to the last 7 rookie QBs in a row! wtf

[frapjap]

^ Hey man, at least you aren't the Colts. That a**-whuppin' sunday was awful...
^ or the dophins. they just blow chunks.
< World Series is ruining my normal tv routine
V baseball sucks, doesnt it?