Those silly J-body guys

Post by **240_Keyy** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Even when they try to change, they are too ignorant to do it right. Read this thread

http://www.j-body.org/forums/r...31015

This is the best quote from it about an SR..."P.S. For people who are not ignorant and want to know some facts. Engine itself with accessories dynoes at 429 Horsepower at the crank with my stage two kit without intercooler @ 16 PSI. Still have not installed in tank fuel pump, fuel rail, 740 cc fuel injectors, and really cranked up the boost yet (going for 22psi sometime this weeek)."

My post is on page 3 (with the kitty in the sig)

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

If it wasnt funny enough that there is a fourm deticated to 'performance' cavalier..there isnt a post in that thread that has every word spelled out..

I think we should lay off the honda guys...

Post by **I30T** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

nice job informing the special-ed folks. "I hate you and i hope you die". haha

i think you needed to link to this picture.

Post by **BadMojo** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Other than pointless Import vs. Domestic arguments, the best part of that whole thread was the first post.

What do you suppose a "laughing stalk" looks like? Does it look like an eyestalk, only much funnier?

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

aahahahahaah, those tards deserve it, perhaps someone should organize a 240 and J body shoot out, that'd be some funny ****e...

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

the "laughing stalk" is the turn signal stalk on most gm cars that had intermittent wipers , every time you turn on your turn signal the damned wipepers go off , i forget off hand what caused it but it had soemthing to do with all of those contacts inside that swicth , one stalk for cruise,wipers, washer, turn signals and hi/low beam

my deville is one fo the first 100k+ GMs that ive seen that doesnt have this problem

Post by **MainEvent212** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Author: White_Zzzzz Date: 10-02-03 05:11 AM

the 240 sx's look like a$$......sorry just my opinion. And I would never spend $15,000 on an 11 yr old car. Yeah it will have 300 HP, but it wont be reliable.

Anyways have fun.....................

BWAHAHAHAHAHA what the hell does this guy know?

Post by **UncleBen** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

I'm reading these stupid f***** sons of biotches posts on that crap j-body forum and I am gettin REALLY pissed off. Almost makes me want to join that s*** and represent!!

Post by **UncleBen** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

By the way, 240_keyy, your reply to that fag on the forums RULED. You should mention something about just jumping on the bandwagon like all the other duechse bags.

Post by **Nathan** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Wow, I just realized how sad it is I recognized the picture in Import Fyghter's sig on the first page.

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

And at the end of the day you have to face your women and realize you are driving a Cavalier or a Sun Fire. The 240 is a hell of a lot sexier of a car than a J Body and it is a sportier car! I think reliability is a factor on any tuned or modified car. You can say the same thing about their modified cars. The simple fact is, look at the origin of each car. I like the origins of the 240 over the Cavalier. Heck, if it weren’t for the rally inspired origins of the Impreza, I would have a seriously hard time buying one. I think you are making the right decision.

Post by **Josh** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

I don't thnk these guyn know what $15k will do in a 240...

Anyways, Keyy, loved the post, fagtards was funny along with the hate you hope you die part...

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

BTW-When I owned a Nissan 240sx, my wife wanted the drive the car more than my WRX. I personally like the WRX over the 240, but I think that says something that she kept stealing the car to drive it.

Post by **240_Keyy** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

All I know is that J-bodies are not reliable. The whole reason I was a member of that forum was because 2.5 years ago I had a cavalier that had just about everything you could do to it, and it still sucked. I bought the car new in 99 and by the time I got rid of it I had put about 45k miles on it. During that time I had to replace the brakes 5 FUKIN TIMES because the rotors would warp and the pads would literally explode (seriously, they would blow to pieces randomly) At about 30k miles the transmission started missing gears and nott shifting right and I took it to a dealership and told them about it, but they voided my warranty because they said my intake ruined the transmission. What kind of crap is that? I looked into it a bit further with the help of an independent auto trans shop and was told that one of the belts inside the transmission came off or something and was rubbing this other dealie and causing it to get hot and not shift. He said it would cost approx $1500 for a rebuild and $2500 for a new transmission. I said fook that and dropped that piece.

Now I have a 240 and the only time it ever "broke down" on me was when I ran it out of gas... in a chevy dealership's parking lot

Post by **I30T** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

well, that's how many american-made cars are now. Companies know that if they design cars to die quickly, you'll have to buy a new one, thats why nothing lasts as long as it did back in the day.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Cold_Zero wrote:BTW-When I owned a Nissan 240sx, my wife wanted the drive the car more than my WRX. I personally like the WRX over the 240, but I think that says something that she kept stealing the car to drive it.

you saying they're girl cars!:D

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Actually the contrary. Girls like them and they are fun to drive. Two different things. Though J-Bodies are chick cars. I always see chicks driving Grand Ams, Cavs and Sunfires.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

I see a lot of hot chicks driving the S14.

fun to drive indeed though, in a way it's like a modern mustang, wasn't the S13 marketed at secretary types over here? I know the Mustang was when it first came out way back...

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

correct MR1der. Around Nissan dealerships the 240 was refered to as the 'secritarys car'. Men drove 300s women drove 240s.

Oh darn.. my car was designed to be appealing to women.. let me sell it quick and buy an american disposable economy car!

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

seems most american cars right now could easily be deemed a "girlie" car though, like the Cavalier, if ever a girl car, that's it....well maybe the neon

but when you look at it, just like the mustang, the quickly evolved to something far better than just a x chromosome commute machine didn't it?

Post by **UncleBen** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

There is a girl here in town w/ a '95 se auto. quote from her: "I wouldnt' trade this car for the world. its so much fun and entertaining to drive!" yes, her words. She loves her car alot, and I can tell by the way she talks about it.

Post by **leftovercrizack** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

95silviase wrote:By the way, 240_keyy, your reply to that fag on the forums RULED. You should mention something about just jumping on the bandwagon like all the other duechse bags.

You mean douche.

Post by **AZhitman** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Two words for those queers:

RENTAL CAR.

'Nuff said?

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Hey Ben,Who is that in your Avatar? Huckleberry Finn?

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

2 words "Pure Comedy"

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

Props to them for having enthusiasm for a car, but for christs sake, i have never seen so many stupid replys in one thread!

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

I don't know we got some real doozys on here. yeah I typed the word doozys.

Post by **240_Keyy** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

hey there are new replys from the guy on page three, and my reply to his replies. I swear, he must be ten years old... :rolleyes

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

haha or a cavalier owner! ba da bump chish!

gotta love the rimshot...

Post by **op.tic** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

i use to have a cavalier.. its a chick carand you cant do **** to them, parts are expensive tooi use to post on jbody.. those people are weird, they need a reality check, they think thier cars are the best and they can "kill a civic on naawwzz" or whatever... some dude there dynoed his cavalier and it was like 80fwhp.. wow

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