Those silly J-body guys

[I30T]

[quote=" some fag with a Cavalier

"Money and good looks aren't everything, BUT DAMN ITS ALL I GOT!!"[/quote]I aspire to kill people like this.

[I30T]

Quote »Right now i have limo tint, shaved emblems, Altezza taillights, Rksport Type-J body kit, Rksport Extractor hood, carbon fiber M-3 mirrors, custom exhuast, warm air intake. [/quote]Doesn't that just say it all?

well, this too:

Quote »Most of my time is with my babe.... but my car, messin with my lil bro, kayak (back in Cali), Mountain bike, and Sleep are fun too.....[/quote]

If any of you guys decide to post there again, give him this message for me:

[Onizuka]

HOLY **** I HAVE SEEN THAT CAV BEFORE IN PERSON!

EDIT: i remember now, i saw that peice of crap at the king of prussia mall. He parks it behind the Best Buy, where he probably works (mechanic my arse).

[Mr1der]

ahahahah, best buy, what he's to lame to even be a tool, he just has to play with someone else's...

bet he likes butt plugs while he drinks his ski...

[krazy skwerel]

Damn chris walken (sp?) so scary, yet so damn cool.

[Mr1der]

more like damn Joe Dirt

if I only had my Hemi...

[240_Keyy]

there is a new reply, check it out

[Onizuka]

lol, excelent keyy, its should be "in king of prussia behind the best buy and driving around" though

[krazy skwerel]

Classic man. Keep on him.

[Stoneage_Turbo]

haha hey i got into it with a cavialier last night :

well i didnt , had to runt he grandfather up to the boat shop for some fishin hooks and boat tires , ont he way back thre these three punks in a red 02 cavalier LS with a fart tip and auto transmission (i belive this is the street fighter option pack) the damned kids are messing with this 00 camaro , me and my grandfather are boath laughing our arses off , light goes green and the camaro doesnt move , lets the cavi go , im drivging grandads taraus , and that damned slow *** 3.8l tarus kept up with that pos cavi , good thing i didnt have the caddy , i belive i would have sucked him thru my grille like that little tykes kozy coupe last week , of coarse then the camaro had its way with boath of us , but for one shinging moment the kids in the j body realized that grampas car could blow that thing away

[Mr1der]

mwhahahahaha, nothing better than beating cavaliers with "family cars"

[Megaseth]

hahaha, *****ing hilarious Keyy! that duche and a half doesnt know sh*t. he says he has just about everything for the SR and he's only got $15K. b.s. that much stuff, plus the car, plus suspension is WAY more than $15k. and i guess hes just slapping that stuff on and hoping it tunes itself. running 16psi without an upgrade fuel pump and injectors? i think this guy needs to die. and not only is his Cavy slow, it looks like *** too. lol, did anyone see the stuff in his profile? Stage 4 turbo, and i bet he would daily drive that too. what a moron. i cant seem to stop finding reasons that he should be killed. he doesnt even look like hes old enough to work on cars, let alone know that much about them. he looks like hes 17 or 18. hell, im almost 19 and i dont even talk outta my *** like that because i know when to keep my mouth closed. gah, ok, gotta stop.

Hey nathan, i'll be around if he does come to NT. just give me a holla and we'll see what hes got.

[rydwhite]

Nice job of passing along the Walken message.

[Cyberkreig]

did anyone see the stuff in his profile? Stage 4 turbo, and i bet he would daily drive that too.

sounds to me like just another kid that learned about turbo kits off gran turismo.

[krazy skwerel]

Wonder where he will start posting now. Zilvia?

[I30T]

Wow.first off, Quote »Quite ignorance here too. Keep amusing me people. Im on the other side now. Chop stix car? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA -Brandon- MECP First Class certified and workin for my ASE-[/quote]I dont think that anyone from "the other side" has let him in. Unless by other side he means ricers with import cars, not ricers with domestics.

Quote »Keylempa....... are you stupid? I have every single upgrade (almost) there is for my sr20det black top. I have had heavythrottle send me EVERYTHING I NEEDED. And the right hands? Yea i been workin on cars longer than you been wanking your boyfriends off in front of your mom... GAY!! You couldnt and wouldnt touch me bro..... Ive done everything but a stoker kit. Including radiator, twin 14" fans, Greddy FMIC, S-AFC, Greddy BC, turbo timer, heavy throttle stage 1 turbo upgrade, walbro Fuel pump, upgrader injectors....... and way more to list and make you look smaller than you already are. Your a puss and so is everyone else you conversate with. mY RETARDED ATTITUDE and someone with your stupidity cost me 6 months of my life in lock up. So you better hope your not from around PA cause i will do whats neccessary to put you in your spot. I never said i will beat every 240, but i did say i will whoop EVERY STREET LEGAL cavalier in the US and havent seen one around here that could top 250 WHP. Your useless and need to shut up before someone smacks you like your mama should have. Immature piece of SH*T!! I hope you run into someone like me, then you will be eating @!#$ out of a straw. -Brandon- MECP First Class certified and workin for my ASE-[/quote]you know, there's nothing quite as intimidating as someone who is "MCEP First Class certified and workin for his ASE" that still, after all those years in 'juvie', can't figure out that You're is the contraction he's looking for or that coversate isn't a word.

wait, this is a little more intimidating:

[I30T]

and thanks for passing on the message.

[sachmo12345]

they are all just a bunch of grits

[Megaseth]

did so, anyone else notice they gay looking sigs they all had. lightning and flames and sh*t. like that makes their cars all the more intimidating.

[Get240DiZzY]

Hey, did anyone else catch this? It's his second post on page 1...

IMO the car sucks!! GM sucks!! MOST (not all) domestic cars suck!! ...I am very disappointed to say im joining the imports.

Then what the Hell is he gonna drive?

[Megaseth]

a moon car.

[Get240DiZzY]

I also like the fact that first it's 600hp... then it's 450hp... then it's 250hp... then it's back up to 600 again.

And Keyy, nice work on those posts!

[Josh]

Cute girlfriend... ...and that Cavalier is RICE.

Yeah man... I'd hit it...

[Josh]

Then again I don't have a riced out Cavy and am not ACE and MECP certifified... So I wouldnt have a chance ; )

[Mr1der]

I have a greasy hat, she'll put out for me for sure.

[Stoneage_Turbo]

safe to say , im sure she doesnt put out in a cavy , damned car is too small , thats why she comes over to big revrend stones place , to hook it up in the caddy

cake said it best : stick shifts and safety belts , bucket seats they all have to go , ....when were driving in the car they make my babay seem so far

long live the bench seat !!!!

then again maybe she does put out in the cavy , but not with him , i imagine thats a job for the "APC rice short shifter"

[Megaseth]

ahaha, **** yeah bench seats rock! i had one in my old truck. im not a short guy and i could lay down on that thing comfortably.

[I30T]

Quote »i imagine thats a job for the "APC rice short shifter"[/quote]i think that is him.

[Mr1der]

haha, bet he wishes he had a floor shifter like me! or perhaps the column I'm sporting at the moment.

[Nathan]

Ya know, I have a feeling that's his EX-girlfriend, or his sister, or a random friend, but certainly not that fag's girlfriend...good lord, look at him. Sent two people to the hospital, I believe it! Just look at that face of death! He's hardcore yo.