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[Jesda]

Is it stored in a proper umbrella holder?

You can get one in a Rolls Royce and... a Skoda.


[I'm drunk and doing inventory work.]

[Razi]

Nissan did that too!

[Jesda]

Dude, which Nissan is that? I shall order three.

[Razi]

Pulsar!
But, it might've been a mod.

[PEZi]

What a joke... lol

And Eric.... yeah... just stray far, far away from any thread Noah posts in.... srsly.

[InfinitiEric]

Is it stored in a proper umbrella holder?

You can get one in a Rolls Royce and... a Skoda.


[I'm drunk and doing inventory work.]

Unfortunately not. But it does have a few tears in it! A perfectly workable torn umbrella that hasn't been stored properly or a posh umbrella that's been pampered its entire life in a Rolls Royce and probably hasn't seen a rain drop ever.. I think the decision is obvious here.

Sir Beancooker, when you are ready to claim your free torn umbrella please contact me.

[InfinitiEric]

Nissan did that too!

Oooh! I see the makings of a p0rn video here...

[Jesda]

"Sit on my Pulsar, baby"

[InfinitiEric]

"Sit on my Pulsar, baby"

"Put it's so old and the paint is all wrinkly.. are you sure it will fit?!"

We should also get Carlos Ghosn to say your line. This could be the next big p0rn video that we have on our hands. I'm going to buy a bunch of new umbrellas with our first million.