The most fail thread ever. I CRASHED THE J30

Post by **touge_951** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:36 am

ziptie that chit back together.

Post by **Red coupe** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:43 am

naladude911 wrote:I know its an auto...http://hudsonvalley.craigslist....htmlYea, I have that...il need some help taking it off though, my mom doesnt want me taking the car home.

Nice, this way the car will come pre-riced so you can look stupid quicker.

Spend less then 3k on your next car, or at least try to. You already crashed you parents car, don't make them spend extra so you can get the one with TVs.

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:48 pm

Beancooker wrote:
QFT. I've been waiting for that thread too, but I don't think that Richie has the ballz that Nala has, to post up that he wrecked his car.

+1 but if he did wreck his car, guarantee Richie would likely claim it wasnt his fault because he knows how to drive a stick expertly by valet parking a pickup truck

Post by **mmm240** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:54 pm

I gotta ask who is Richie

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:14 pm

mmm240 wrote:I gotta ask who is Richie

exhuberant but defensive high school kid with terrible typing skiills, whose mom bought him a new automatic 350z. Thus becoming an instant expert in all automotive subjects.

Post by **mmm240** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:22 pm

I mean what's his screen name?

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:39 pm

mmm240 wrote:I mean what's his screen name?

R350Zz33

Post by **mmm240** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:27 pm

Haven't seen him around. We must have scared him away.

Post by **krash** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:35 pm

Bubba1 wrote:
+1 but if he did wreck his car, guarantee Richie would likely claim it wasnt his fault because he knows how to drive a stick expertly by valet parking a pickup truck

Any pics yet nala!?!?

Post by **ReaperBJJ** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:35 pm

GOnissanTOM wrote:nala, you seriously do not need to get a car, and if i were your parents, i wouldn't get you one. You learn nothing from this if you get another car. No responsibility, nothing. Wait, no you do learn something, you learn that if you make a mistake then you will just get it fixed by mom and dad. NAla, seriously, get a parttime job, work there till you have enough money to buy a car on your own, and maybe by then you will have enough responsibility in you.

I couldn't agree with this anymore. Back when i first got my license I drove like an idiot teenager and ended up hitting a deer doing 80 while speeding down a back road late one night. The car wasn't totalled or even close to as bad as your j30 sounds but it was still out of commission for awhile.

My parents didn't reward my stupidity at all and I had to either pay for all the new body parts myself or start walking. I learned to be responsible and careful with something as expensive as a car.

Be responsible for your actions and don't make your parents pay for it. Save up and buy your own damn car instead of having mommy and daddy spend $6500 on that ricermobile.

Post by **Beancooker** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:45 pm

mmm240 wrote:Haven't seen him around. We must have scared him away.

R350Zz33 still posts here, just stays in the 350z forum. He knows he would get clowned on if he posted up in GC. Read some of his posts, especially some of his first threads he created. Richie's threads make Nala look like a Mensa member.

Post by **mmm240** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:49 pm

Beancooker wrote:Richie's threads make Nala look like a Mensa member.

What?!? I'll have to look some of them up!

Post by **10toesdown** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:30 pm

Funniest **** ive read this year..

Nala-"lol. I havent crashed yet knock on wood. I guess il save high speeds for the track, or intervals on the I-684" (Radar detector thread)

Crunkrich-"You don't need a TT car, you would probably try to show it off at school to impress the girls, lose control, jump a curb and hit a light pole." (Upgrade help)

Modified by 10toesdown at 10:35 PM 1/12/2009
Modified by 10toesdown at 10:52 PM 1/12/2009

Post by **sommmatt** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:47 pm

Thread of the year 2009! Naladude gives us another classic!

Post by **BusyBadger** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:48 pm

Beancooker wrote:Richie's threads make Nala look like a Mensa member.

Bean! That two sigs in a row from you. Nice!

And a big +1 on what you QFT'ed from the previous page. I was thinking the same thing as soon as this topic got started. Actually, I think we all were.

You'd be an alright guy if you didn't trade for that Subie.

Post by **DanS14** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:08 pm

wow this is funny thread! You should go back driving the ford tempo..

Post by **Red coupe** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:13 pm

10toesdown wrote:Funniest **** ive read this year..

Nala-"lol. I havent crashed yet knock on wood. I guess il save high speeds for the track, or intervals on the I-684" (Radar detector thread)

Crunkrich-"You don't need a TT car, you would probably try to show it off at school to impress the girls, lose control, jump a curb and hit a light pole." (Upgrade help)

Modified by 10toesdown at 10:35 PM 1/12/2009

Modified by 10toesdown at 10:52 PM 1/12/2009

Post by **naladude911** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:13 pm

lol im what makes NICO laugh lol. gotta keep up the fail threads. btw, my local car club found my pics of the "car" for halloween, and the "does this pic look good" pic. i just lost respect. damm it lol

Post by **AZ89two4Tsx** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:16 pm

^ You're a retard.

Post by **Chris28** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:09 pm

hahahaha car club. Nala, you try too hard. I'm sorry.

Here's some advice. Get a job, and buy a 240, preferably a non running one. They are cheap. Fix it all by yourself, but never ask a question about it. Search. Then present us with the result, and you will have your dignity back.

Post by **ADDirishboy** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:22 pm

^ I kinda like that idea. You could make a sick 240 like that Nala. Just one thing, raise the money yourself!

Post by **Red coupe** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:44 pm

Chris28 wrote:hahahaha car club. Nala, you try too hard. I'm sorry.

Here's some advice. Get a job, and buy a 240, preferably a non running one. They are cheap. Fix it all by yourself, but never ask a question about it. Search. Then present us with the result, and you will have your dignity back.

Not when we all see what a 240 built by nala looks like.

Post by **Beancooker** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:56 pm

BusyBadger wrote:
Bean! That two sigs in a row from you. Nice!

And a big +1 on what you QFT'ed from the previous page. I was thinking the same thing as soon as this topic got started. Actually, I think we all were.

You'd be an alright guy if you didn't trade for that Subie.

The Subie is a lot faster than my G was. I had to get it.

Post by **Chris28** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:26 pm

Red coupe wrote:Not when we all see what a 240 built by nala looks like.

Haha yeah this might be true, but at least he could say he did it himself, with his own money, and now knows how it all works.

Then when he crashes into a curb in his school parking lot, he knows how to fix it.

PROTIP: Don't name that thread "Crashed the 240." Name it "New tension rods and LCA's!!"

YouTube · Post by **dasoupdude** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:32 am

zomg everyone looky. i found a vid of nala.. fur34lz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEe-DOjsKc

Post by **ProudNissanFreak** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:17 am

omg that was hilarious

Post by **naladude911** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:39 am

LOL...............he kinda looks like me.

Post by **Infinitiguy19** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:41 am

Crack is bad for you when you have a child on the way.

YouTube · Post by **dasoupdude** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:46 pm

naladude911 wrote:LOL...............he kinda looks like me.

he even has that trademark Bill Cosby-esque type sweater you always wear.

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:54 am

Dasoupdude wrote:zomg everyone looky. i found a vid of nala.. fur34lz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEe-DOjsKc

HOLY CRAP I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!

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