The most fail thread ever. I CRASHED THE J30

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I don't know about that, guys... There are some pretty cheap hookers out there.


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Man are you a prick. While I will never understand Naladude's compulsive over sharing, that is a horrible thing to say. The kid just turned 16. I cannot honestly believe he confessed to this knowing that all would ensue would be a 20 page demolition. That being said, the "cheap hookers" crack is uncalled for.

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expensive hookers then?

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Mark Linkous wrote:Whaaaaaaaaa, whaahaaa mommy someone is being mean on the internet!!! whaaaaaaa sob whaaaaa.

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Dattebayo wrote:I don't know about that, guys... There are some pretty cheap hookers out there.
Picture of said cheap hooker:


Mark Linkous wrote:. That being said, the "cheap hookers" crack is uncalled for.
What happen? Did you have a bad exsperiance with a transvestite hooker or something and got butt hurt?

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lolol. dad has an 08 tahoe. mom has an 01 QX4 which is waht I drive now. no, the car is WORSE then that (cosmeticly). The rad support is twisted on the drivers corner.

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Mark Linkous wrote:That being said, the "cheap hookers" crack is uncalled for.
No it's not. Losing your V to a whore is not a shameful thing, and especially not a cheap hooker either. I think it's more shameful to the hooker for taking it for so little money. I mean, she could have taken a class and learned the basics of customer service, supply and demand, but NO, she had to go cheap and easy.

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Oh the pain. No bad "exsperiance" with any transmission hookers. Sorry to let you down.

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Metaru_Gia wrote:
I've seen it all too many times. I've had friends who's Parents make $300K+ a year, and when they'd crash their new BMW's or Benz's, within a few days they would have another BMW or Mercedes.

I had a friend who's Dad bought him an 05 BMW M3, within a year of having it he crashed into a tree. Nothing happened to him, but the car was totaled. He now drives an 08 BMW 335i, and guess who paid for it.

Rich people are different from you and I.
Very true. Nick Hogan is another example.

Nala wrecked a 15 yrd old sedan, so I'm not sure he'd fall into that rich category. But I'm sure if he were your child or mine, he wouldn't be driving anything right now.

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Yes what he did was dumb but I think some of the flaming here is a little too much coming from people who have probably done stuff just as stupid and after they finished they thought to themselves "WOW that was stupid thank god I didn't fvk up my car or hit someone."

You probably just lucked out with your experience and learned from it.

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ERIC s.-14 wrote:Yes what he did was dumb but I think some of the flaming here is a little too much coming from people who have probably done stuff just as stupid and after they finished they thought to themselves "WOW that was stupid thank god I didn't fvk up my car or hit someone." .
There might be some truth to that. I will admit it took some guts for him to admit on a forum that he did something so reckless. But given his history here, some good natured abuse is probably justified....


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Dattebayo wrote:
Laugh my flippin arse off. The reason I hit the curb is because I hit a slab of ice and the rest is history. which makes that picture even better

Nala you sure are taking this all quite well. You're parents let you still drive? My dad told me to chill for a month or two so I can rethink what I did wrong, which was not giving the road proper attention. Luckily no one was hurt it was just an "oh sH!*" moment. This shyte was youre fault and theyre letting you rock a QX4 now?! somethings not right here...


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Bubba1 wrote:
Very true. Nick Hogan is another example.

Nala wrecked a 15 yrd old sedan, so I'm not sure he'd fall into that rich category. But I'm sure if he were your child or mine, he wouldn't be driving anything right now.
Yea, you're definitely right.

I guess I thought he was uber rich because he said his Dad makes around $400K a year. Don't really know if I remember correctly.

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lmao. the Qx4 is nice, I drive it during snow and ice, the roads were fine yesterday, I guess there was a patch if ice. I was doing like 35 in the parking lot, and i was showing off, and I did drift on purpose. I drifted one corner fine, then I screwed up on the 2nd, ( I did this all in show tires), and I slipped, and yea........

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Nala, I hope you take a physics course after this. (In my opinion, every human on earth should take a physics course).

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:Nala, I hope you take a physics course after this. (In my opinion, every human on earth should take a physics course).
I don't know about physics, but it sure looks like Nala slept thru drivers ed.....

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seventy seventh

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I still think Nala is just Greg screwing with us all. All of Nala's posts/threads are too brilliant to be from a 16 y/o/

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glitched wrote:I'ts ok, as soon as you got your hands on that car and started with your "mods' that car was ruined anyway.
I concur.
notslow wrote: live and learn.Please don't get a Kia
No, he should. Who else is going to buy them? Young guys like Nala that did what he did should be sentenced to a small, underpowered compact car for at least a few years. If not the bus!

I have to admit Nala has learned something if he has the cajones to come on a forum and post what actually happened. (Unless it was something even more embarrassing like he hit an old lady or a kid).
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ADDirishboy wrote:I still think Nala is just Greg screwing with us all. All of Nala's posts/threads are too brilliant to be from a 16 y/o/
This has ran across my mind as well.

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Nope I met him, he is reallll!!!!!

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ralphsdiorama wrote:Nope I met him, he is reallll!!!!!
LIES!

I don't believe you. That must mean that you are also Greg. This is a very elaborate internet hoax, Greg. Touche, good sir. Touche.

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Yet another fine showing by the collective NICO.Please bash on the kid more, it really brings out your ***-ness and general disregard for other people.

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did you actually LEARN a lesson this time?

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Some kid at the local high school who was showing off his lack of drifting skills totaled my 92 Infiniti G20 my daughter had parked there. She came out of class at lunchtime and found a crowd gathered around her car, so there were plenty of witnesses. Actually the damage wasn't that bad, the passenger side front fender and the passenger side door didn't close right, but I let the insurance company total the car and didn't buy if back for $400 I could have. I actually came out ahead. I had paid $1450 for the car and had put another maybe $800 or $900 for parts and labor fixing it up, plus many hours of my own labor. But the insurance company gave me a $3400 settlement, which I then used to buy my 94 J30T which was a much better car in much better shape for $3300, so I came out way ahead. I have been driving the J30T for four and a half years now and have spent very little on repairs and maintenance so far, and its still running strong.

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so youre one of those idiots that show off and fail?

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you all act surprised!this nala, it was just a matter of timeand if you don't believe me here is proof:

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that pic makes me laugh. who is greg? im going to the body shop tomorrow and il take pics.

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btw. the funny thing is, i took it to the car wash right before I came to the school. so ironic

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naladude911 wrote:. who is greg? .


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