The most fail thread ever. I CRASHED THE J30

[SEV6]

i learned my lesson to not try this stuff on streets,

Exactly. Nala, bring your moms Q to the strip mines here. There I could teach you where driving like a jackass is acceptable.

[poems2beats]

500, yes, 500 people saw this.

lol So have you gotten laid yet???

Wait a minute, this is Nala. perhaps he should be more concerned about a male partner penetrating him without a condom??? j/k

The gay guy that gives him AIDS would be doing us a favor...JK

[naladude911]

I went to the body shop to try and take pics, but thankfully they put it inside since it snowed last night.

[Tulsa_S-13]

**** happens man, glad you're not hurt.

[VMPhil]

well it looks like everyone dug into ya, so ill just say learn from it and move on.

[Crunkrich]

I went to the body shop to try and take pics, but thankfully they put it inside since it snowed last night.

I'm still calling BS until we see pictures of the wrecked j30 with YOU IN THE PICTURE. prove me wrong!

[naladude911]

car kinda looks like thishttp://www.cardomain.com/membe...l.jpg

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^ FAIL

[E7-S14]

dude.. you seriously screwed up.

i didn't think it was this bad.

[naladude911]

not my car, but it looks exactly like it. except the grill is there

[S13_love]

Ok, nevermind what I said earlier about it being fixable.

[leesredgt]

holy screwing fish paste.

[hbpignosePA]

idk smack it with a BFH and some more of that electrical tape and the rest will buff right out

dude i really do feel bad for you.

least you didn't crash into a respectable car.

[E7-S14]

well dam.. i hate it for those with slow internet.

[ReaperBJJ]

Give it some MC Hammertime and zip-tie stitch that bish and she'll be good as new.... or look like the dayshift strippers at the shady club by the airport. Either way it'll still look ugly as hell, and completely haggard.

Have fun with the $500 saturn, and I hope you learned your lesson.

[Razi]

LOL $500 Saturn.

[ADDirishboy]

Invest in a bicycle.

You will save money, and be able to buy YOURSELF a used car that you might respect a little more than one your parents gave you.

And you'll get exercise to get the ladies

[leesredgt]

Why a fukin saturn? why couldnt it be a 500$ dump truck or somthing?

[Infinitiguy19]

Sure so he can try and drift that.

[leesredgt]

lol. Anything Nala gets hes gonna wreck it for a while untill he gets wrecking out of his system,and that might take a while.lol

[arabdrifter]

Why a fukin saturn? why couldnt it be a 500$ dump truck or somthing?

oh man id have fun with this badboy.

modlist--huge rims with a 20 inch lip- lower the crap out of it..maybe some hydro's-huge double decker spoiler

ok ill stop now lol...but dam nala ..glad you re ok

[Jesda]

J30s are sweet cars available in low quantities. You anger me, Mr Nala.

[naladude911]

Mine had an interior in new condition, and only 108,000 miles. My dad has had it for 16 years and it holds a lot of memories. We imported it from Vancouver where we used to live, to New York in 2004.

[marlin29311]

Well Nala is now crashed, all I have left to wait for is Richie now too...

[naladude911]

lol yea. Any S13 or S14 people need parts?

[Beancooker]

Well Nala is now crashed, all I have left to wait for is Richie now too...

QFT. I've been waiting for that thread too, but I don't think that Richie has the ballz that Nala has, to post up that he wrecked his car.

[ralphsdiorama]

Naladude does your j30 have a lsd? Cuz I will take that.

[naladude911]

I know its an auto...http://hudsonvalley.craigslist....htmlYea, I have that...il need some help taking it off though, my mom doesnt want me taking the car home.

[Murdered_T]

nala, you seriously do not need to get a car, and if i were your parents, i wouldn't get you one. You learn nothing from this if you get another car. No responsibility, nothing. Wait, no you do learn something, you learn that if you make a mistake then you will just get it fixed by mom and dad. NAla, seriously, get a parttime job, work there till you have enough money to buy a car on your own, and maybe by then you will have enough responsibility in you.

[dickie]

i like naladude. i am glad he is ok. also glad he seems to be taking the whole thing well. i hope he is able to learn his lesson from this, make smarter decisions in the future and stick around after he gets his next car.