The Continually Developing Story Of Kevin

Post by **Gogofastar** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:16 pm

Starting up a turn-based, one-word-at-a-time story, but this one has a predetermined main character. Figure it should make things a bit more interesting =).Here's the guy... Kevin

I'll start things off...

Sometimes

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:23 pm

...I ponder suicide, but then I realize its all okay because...[One word at a time is so damn tedious]

Post by **KDashy** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:25 pm

I own plenty of bad plaid shirts...

Post by **VashFC** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:28 pm

...that I inherited from my dead uncle Fred...

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:22 pm

...who spent most of his living years buying me plaid shirts, but I couldnt refuse him because...

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:29 pm

...I have a severe obsession with titties which causes me to...

Post by **VashFC** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:36 pm

...stare at overweight men's chests while I...

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:49 pm

...scratch the crack of my *** with a...

Post by **nismofly** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:54 pm

pitchfork. It burns sometimes but...

Post by **JDMaholic** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:00 pm

it works way better than the rusty chaisaw that I had been using for years.......

Post by **VashFC** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:49 pm

....that I , ironically enough, also inherited from my dead Uncle Fred who...

Post by **gabossie** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:55 pm

Used it to scratch his *** for years. This caused...

Post by **nismofly** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:58 pm

him to destroy one of his plaid shirts one night...

Post by **gabossie** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:02 pm

Which he then tore out of like the Incredible Hulk and...

Post by **VashFC** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:03 pm

....made vicious love to an ottoman that....

Post by **nismofly** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:06 pm

proceeded to leave him for another man. He then...

Post by **Altiman94** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:01 pm

declared his love for an overweight indian woman, which made him..

Post by **gabossie** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:42 am

Cut off his balls and feed them to the...

Post by **The Mic** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:44 am

....the pet seal he enslaved, however......

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:49 am

he was happy to see him for some odd reason, as kevin approached the seal......

Post by **gniknave** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:04 am

, the seal said "auh auh auh" clapped, bent over a chair and......

Post by **Altiman94** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:51 am

kevin proceeded to shove a broom handle in the seal's anus, which caused the seal to...

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:02 am

go in an angry rage. While he was stomping around, the seal hit the balls out of kevin's hand. Landing somewhere in the distance...

Post by **gabossie** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:06 am

where they happened to be a family bbq in progress. The balls landed on the...

Post by **The Mic** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:18 am

..bbq grill. The cook was making "pigs in a blanket" and......

Post by **book-ends** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:03 pm

...started yelling at "book-ends" because he was a post whore, but.....

Post by **frapjap** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:13 pm

then book-ends saw Kevin in his sexy plaid shirt and...

Post by **IvoryJ30t** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:59 pm

proceeded to grease himself up with a stick of butter. then he yelled for...

Post by **frapjap** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:09 pm

the gigantic bowling ball in the closet to...

Post by **gabossie** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:55 pm

Be dropped on his left foot because...

The Continually Developing Story Of Kevin

The Continually Developing Story Of Kevin

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