The Continually Developing Story Of Kevin

Post by **JDMaholic** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:11 pm

he had a wooden foot and it itched like a mother which caused him to....

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:38 pm

fall down the stairs. After ridding himself of the itch, he...

Post by **frapjap** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:14 pm

spit on his dog when it...

Post by **ilovedrifting** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:15 pm

... voted for kerry...

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:33 pm

. Suddenly, Kevin was jumped by a large group animal rights activists...

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:46 pm

who tried to kill him. But he's a ninja, so...

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:08 pm

he pulled a chris farley and fell on his ***...

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:12 pm

Jayson, who was watching everything from the scope of his God Gun a mile away laughed out loud...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:16 pm

he threw a smoke bomb and disappeared....

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:38 pm

he then left JaysonReliford a present before he disappeared. He droped *** and poof! , was gone in the smoke and stench....

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:49 pm

off to neverland! But...

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:59 pm

he left a carrot for his seal so he would not be left hungry >:P

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:02 pm

But he failed to realize that he has a carnivore seal...

Post by **base9se** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:19 pm

So the seal ate his left hand...

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:35 pm

...and crapped out a diamond ring which Kevin recognized as...

Post by **frapjap** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:01 am

the first animal-to-man marriage proposal

Post by **MaineExport** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:23 am

upon receiving the ring, Kevin accepted the offer and they decided to get married at...

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:39 am

...the local Waffle House, which smelled a lot like...

Post by **base9se** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:45 am

vanilla, which made them hungry for...

Post by **nametakennow** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:50 am

Canadian bacon, which, while nutricious, is...

Post by **base9se** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:56 am

high in saturated fat that clog their arteries, which made them..

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:00 am

want to make love in the bathroom

Post by **gabossie** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:35 am

For the next 6 hours, regardless of...

Post by **nismofly** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:52 am

the toilet next to them exploding...

Post by **base9se** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:59 am

& bathtub overflowing with...

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:03 am

the love soup only a man and seal can produce, but what happened...

Post by **nismofly** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:04 am

...hydrochloric acid and...

Post by **frapjap** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:20 am

...the seals radioactive spuge combined and formed...

Post by **gniknave** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:51 am

a donkey with a plaid shirt. Kevin...

Post by **MaineExport** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:14 am

upon seeing the horrible mistake he had made, decided to leave immediately and...