The Continually Developing Story Of Kevin

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Go have another inter-speacies relationship so...


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after months of pondering suicide frustrated from not meeting mrs. right-species, he finally decided he had enough of his pathetic life. He took off his plaid shirt and attempted to hang himself with it. Just then...

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a grisly lumberjack busted in the door and proceded to steal Kevins pants and valuables while he was preoccupied with hanging himself. Kevin...

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tried to hang himself but due to his weight. The shirt just riped, he fell on his *** and started doing a boogie dance.....

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that he had learned from an african tribe while on a safari to find out...

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who is mother was

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in Zimbwabwe. He...

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found out that his parents were stomped to death in a stampede of elephants. It was a gruesome sight that made Kevin...

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remember that all of this was just a really bad acid trip and he was actually sitting at work, in his cubicle.

"Gotta leave that ish alone!"

The End...

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or is it?

bwahaha

i was getting worried for a bit, we went like two days without a continuation of the story.

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...sitting there in his cubicle, Kevin thought of the seal he imagined and immediately began to touch himself...

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...then his boss came, slapped him across the back of the head and said, "You're fired, *****!"

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So he wandered off to his lonely home...

(game on!)

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With the thoughts of his seal still fresh in his mind, suddenly he was ambushed by ninjas! Thousands of them...

(edited for grammar)

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...and they were wielding ferrets with the skill of a samurai...

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... unleashed the art of "Rabid Koala" and the ninjas were awestruck as Kevin....

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...fell dead. All but one. He was a super ninja with a single blue flame coming from the top of his head. He leaped 30 feet in the air and came down brandishing a...

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what happened to mine?

curse those evil monkeys...

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anyway...

...sword of healing, for he felt that kevin deserved to show his skills in an honest battle. He revived kevin, and...

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stabbed him again with his other sword while...

Too much inuyasha for you nismofly

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...teaching others in his methods...

(i personally think sesshomaru kicks *** by the way)

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...but it was all for naught because the whole time Gotenks was in a deadly battle with the ultimate Saiyan, Brolli and subsequently destroyed the world and this thread.

Why am I still awake?

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alright ya its done when you bring back dragonball, i havent watched that in a while actually.

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picture no worky

your new sig kicks *** though!


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