The Battle for the 240sx (a story of victory for all you who need a pick-me-up)

[will_vicious]

Now ain't that adorable?

LULZFACE AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[presidential]

I haven't brought this dude out in a while but this thread...

In for more mudflap pics.

[will_vicious]

In for more mudflap pics.

LOL more to come

[mattblancarte]

Dude... lay off it, your blog said it all to anyone who would actually take a sec to read it... you're not banking the way you tried to display it all for everyone, chief... Don't even take that as a bashing, kiddo; it's not. It's fact. You're not making major bills, and selling product from someone else to your friends does not construe as you having your *own* biz. Just get off it already kiddo lol.

BTW, I got my car 'n house bill scans... you ready with yours? LOL or still "can't find the time"?

LOL Can't wait to see what he pulls out of Gabby's @ss now hahaha

Where on my blog does it say I'm not banking? Back in summer 2007? Did you take time to actually read it as you've said? Maybe if you spend two seconds reading my blog, you'd realize that I started my latest business in August of 2007. You guys in corporate IT must have trouble with reading comprehension.

No, you didn't pay attention when you read my blog? I would expect nothing less from you, Billy. Facts are irrefutable truths, based on evidence. Listening to your babble is like listening to some nut on the street corner telling me that the world is going to end. You will be refuted, in the end, and you'll whimper off with your tail between your legs.

What's funny about you, William, is that you think you're smart. Really, you're a lowlife clown with a bad haircut. You're married, with a kid, and act like a 19 year old frat boy from the hood. Why don't you do your kid a favor and start acting like an adult.

All you've done here is talked s*** and made a fool of yourself to any legitimate reader. Why don't you start actually participating in the forum and post some pics of your car. That oh so valuable paper weight that you jerk off to in your OP.

How could you even begin to assess my business. Anyone with any experience wouldn't even try unless you had legitimate balance sheets or financial statements. The best you could do is formulate revs based on given info. Take the time to figure that one out, Billy. You know absolutely nothing about it, nor can you tell how much revenue we bring in. Just on our service side, we've worked with literally over 300 clients in about 18 months. We charge for our time, and if you had half a brain or any business experience or savvy, you'd know this. Worked with huge companies and bloggers, such as Yahoo!, Nike, and Myspace. I won't even go into affiliate marketing and product sales. You have no clue what those are.

It's clear that you know nothing of business, marketing, branding, etc.

What I find funny, is that a guy like me in my scenario is SOOOOO out of your realm of reality, that you just can't help but think I'm lying. I just love how you project your status upon this argument. "It can't be true, nooooooooooooooo, his mommy and daddy MUST pay for it! That's it!" Going after anything you can dream up in that pea-sized brain of yours. I guess it will be nice, though, because you're in a for a shock. You'll eat your words, and then hopefully disappear from NICO.

Go ahead and post up your mortgage, cars, etc. If you do, I'll take the time to prove who I am. Make sure to get your long hair in the pic, dawg. It's reallllly pretty.

[S133P3R]

ohhh s*** its mattblancarte this is going to get messy!(i like your car matt, seriously)

[mattblancarte]

This is a nice little blurb in INC for ya, written back in 2007. Game's changed since then in a good way: http://www.inc.com/gems/show_story.html?id=22

[mattblancarte]

ohhh s*** its mattblancarte this is going to get messy!(i like your car matt, seriously)

lol sorry again for being an ***hole. I swear, I don't try to pick fights. Sometimes, you just gotta call a clown a clown. All I've seen come from will is pure garbage, so I had to say something.

Thanks, man! Hehe, I'll get some vid tomorrow and Saturday. I'm moving up to Time Trials with NASA, so it's gonna be a blast.

[Ghast]

See, I like boobs.

But I don't like fighting.

Oh Well.....

As long as no one is getting hurt its all good.



I also like videos.....(in reference to the post above)

[mattblancarte]

Sticks and stones, Ghast.

Indeed! I'm gonna see if I can get a camera mount when I get to the track tomorrow. I'll be driving both tomorrow and saturday, so I'll bring my Flip Mino HD and get some vid. At bare minimum, I'll have someone else take some vids. You can see me in my dorky racing suit lol.

[S133P3R]

im just saying this s*** is getting serious...not attacking you or calling you and ***hole and then saying you have a nice car to get out of it.you have a nice car, this thread has tailspun out of control into near fail-dom, and i actually dont want the newds anymore.

matt, do you have a build thread or car pic thread? something? give a dog a bone here!

[mattblancarte]

Haha, I know, man. I appreciate the majority of people on here such as yourself. Good posts, civil, and friendly.

I just recognize that I personally sound like an ***hole, which is why I'm sorry to everyone. Gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

If a mod wants it to stop, I will in a second. I dunno where the line is, here. lol

Absolutely. Here is the original thread I made:

zer...age=1

Here's the cage getting painted by me:

zerothread?id=348459

Some HPDE action:

zerothread?id=388759

Some upgrades I've done:

zerothread?id=376817

[mmaxeyjr]

[email protected]

i'll post em somewhere, sleeper.

[S133P3R]

not my newds, ask will_v..

[ilovesideways]

dude... you can't seriously be talking about the way someone else looks...You look like f***in Ricky Bobby from Talledega Nights man LOL and your girl looks like a pudgy Seth Green... I'm sure she's the closest thing to a man that would touch ya, buddy lol.

Stop your fantasizing about other guys this instant, Bobby. It's no beuno and you're projecting a bit much. Still hanging off of other guy's nuts, I see lol... tsk tsk

Modified by will_vicious at 5:35 AM 3/5/2009

A soul patch makes you ricky bobby? So your long hair would make you who? Celine Dion? Princess of Wales? Or is it just a good handhold for your boyfriend while he's doing you from behind? Honestly you calling her pudgy, fat, or seth green does not bother me one bit, It just proves to me what a worthless piece of s*** you are that likes to talk people down...even when what you are saying is an outright lie and everyone disagrees with you except yourself.

Yeah If I look like Ricky Bobby at least I don't look like you...a junkie with a rug on my head that walks around with a pained look on your face because your anus still hurts...karma is a b**** dude, and at your age $2200.00 should not be a big deal if you are so successful as you put it...it sounds more like you are a failure who had to steal a car from someone who tried to do something nice for him that he ended up f***ing over in the end anyways. When karma comes around it will bite you in the a**.

[will_vicious]

Where on my blog does it say I'm not banking? Back in summer 2007? Did you take time to actually read it as you've said? Maybe if you spend two seconds reading my blog, you'd realize that I started my latest business in August of 2007. You guys in corporate IT must have trouble with reading comprehension.

No, you didn't pay attention when you read my blog? I would expect nothing less from you, Billy. Facts are irrefutable truths, based on evidence. Listening to your babble is like listening to some nut on the street corner telling me that the world is going to end. You will be refuted, in the end, and you'll whimper off with your tail between your legs.

What's funny about you, William, is that you think you're smart. Really, you're a lowlife clown with a bad haircut. You're married, with a kid, and act like a 19 year old frat boy from the hood. Why don't you do your kid a favor and start acting like an adult.

All you've done here is talked s*** and made a fool of yourself to any legitimate reader. Why don't you start actually participating in the forum and post some pics of your car. That oh so valuable paper weight that you jerk off to in your OP.

How could you even begin to assess my business. Anyone with any experience wouldn't even try unless you had legitimate balance sheets or financial statements. The best you could do is formulate revs based on given info. Take the time to figure that one out, Billy. You know absolutely nothing about it, nor can you tell how much revenue we bring in. Just on our service side, we've worked with literally over 300 clients in about 18 months. We charge for our time, and if you had half a brain or any business experience or savvy, you'd know this. Worked with huge companies and bloggers, such as Yahoo!, Nike, and Myspace. I won't even go into affiliate marketing and product sales. You have no clue what those are.

It's clear that you know nothing of business, marketing, branding, etc.

What I find funny, is that a guy like me in my scenario is SOOOOO out of your realm of reality, that you just can't help but think I'm lying. I just love how you project your status upon this argument. "It can't be true, nooooooooooooooo, his mommy and daddy MUST pay for it! That's it!" Going after anything you can dream up in that pea-sized brain of yours. I guess it will be nice, though, because you're in a for a shock. You'll eat your words, and then hopefully disappear from NICO.

Go ahead and post up your mortgage, cars, etc. If you do, I'll take the time to prove who I am. Make sure to get your long hair in the pic, dawg. It's reallllly pretty.

HOOOHOOOHOOOOOOoOoOoo

WOW. If THAT didn't confirm how pissy you just got, I dunno what could?! If we get to pick and chose pet names for each other, then I guess I'll call you Rick Astley, since we all kinda agree you look just like him lol (check yourself on 4chan hahaha).

Now, Rickypoo; I'm sure you control Libya's deficit and have utter control over polarity. Not only that; but I also understand that your earwax is made of nickels and your hairline is made of thinly woven Trillion-Dollar bills.

However, you still, have yet... to put up a single nuance of actual irrefutable proof that you have any of these things. You want me to register to be a speaker somewhere, pay the fee and go? Cool. Fack, I had a broke as hell friend who was a headliner event at some major cartoon convention. Her face was all over it. Does that make her Xenu, lord of Thetans?

No. (I use Scientology references because you remind me of Tom Cruise too for some reason. Heretofore, any point I refer to 'Tom', 'Rickypoo', Tommynoggins' or 'Top Gun', I am referring to you, Rick.

My parent's house rocks mine. It just does. I haven't been 40 years into the biz or accumulated what they have. My credit's about half as good, my cars are above par, but I simply lack the funds to afford what they drive. Does that mean I drive my (Insert whatever of 3 cars, 2 running 1 not-so-much) over there and take pictures of them all together, so I can boost my net-cred and claim I own a biz that affords me the ability to clone enough Eskimos to use them as a ladder and touch the moon?

Nope. I kept a very down-to-Earth pattern. I was doubted for the story, and proved that true. I was called out, and I answered. Now you're going to say 'Ok. I'll answer, but you gotta go first cuz I gots teh stagefright?'

Now, Rickypoo, I know it makes you mad to call your bulls*** out lol. I also know you're going to leave it all ambiguous, and always angrily stick to your claims. But I also know that you'll never give any substance. So afetr awhile of hearing hot gas and seeing a bunch of text, you're gunna gas out. Sorry, Mr Cruise (that one's you too, FYI); but it's just true.

I can sit on the net all day while I twiddle my thumbs waiting for an issue. Why? Because I'm getting paid for it:) Now, in your own claims, you stated that time was money, and that all distractions should be weeded out essentially. So then, you mean to tell me that your pyramid scheme is still up and running, without you on the phone bugging your friends?

LOL There's a few ppl here waiting for your response to something (you dont even have to post it here, you can email me and let us see lol)... We wanna know exactly what about Twitter was supposed to impress any of us?! LOL Chose your answer carefully, the way another chick here explained it was pretty straightforward "That'd be like you having a photobucket account and saying you're a biz Genius" LOL. Comments, Rickypoo?!?!?!?!

So yeah, good to see life kicking so much a** for you, Astley, you gunna release any new singles anytime soon? LOL

Can't wait to hear your answer.

[will_vicious]

A soul patch makes you ricky bobby? So your long hair would make you who? Celine Dion? Princess of Wales? Or is it just a good handhold for your boyfriend while he's doing you from behind? Honestly you calling her pudgy, fat, or seth green does not bother me one bit, It just proves to me what a worthless piece of s*** you are that likes to talk people down...even when what you are saying is an outright lie and everyone disagrees with you except yourself.

Yeah If I look like Ricky Bobby at least I don't look like you...a junkie with a rug on my head that walks around with a pained look on your face because your anus still hurts...karma is a b**** dude, and at your age $2200.00 should not be a big deal if you are so successful as you put it...it sounds more like you are a failure who had to steal a car from someone who tried to do something nice for him that he ended up f***ing over in the end anyways. When karma comes around it will bite you in the a**.

LOL Dude, relax! These colors don't run, right?! It's not just the soul patch, RickyBobby, it's entire picture! There's proof right up there that YOU were in Talledega Nights! I dunno wtf you're so offended for, you beat up a f**kin' panther (also pictured next to you) named Seth Rogan (who was at one point Seth Green) and clung to the nuts of Captain Save-A-Hoe!

Now RickyBobby, I know you're a bit slow, so I'll help you out a bit- 2,200 dollars is 2,200 dollars. 6 other ppl in the thread said it, I'll say it, if you call your daddy RickyBobby SR, he'll tell you the same thing. Not only that, RickyBobby, but that was before I finished school'n. Now, I know you're a salesman/NABISCO Driver, but hear me out here... There IS a place where people can peek at great paper tomes of knowledge (books) and get certifications and degrees (not the Deoderant, RickyBobby) n' such. Sometimes, before you finish up in them there places, you're a bit broke, RickyBobby. And remember, I never asked Sarahbelle fer nuthin'. I paid my debt, RickyBobby.

Karma? You believe in Karma?

Wow.

I honestly feel bad for picking on you and PanthaSeth now.

Maybe that's karma. LULZ

[will_vicious]

*To Clarify for RickyBobby, 2,200 Dollars now it still worth fightin' over if it's yours and you earned it. If not, please e-mail me and I'll send you my address so that you can send me 2,200 as a tax-free gift. Of the 4 people who've said how 2,200 isn't very much cash; I've yet to see any of them with actual life accomplishments. You don't get rich by just pissing away money, RickyBobby, in fact... most wealthy people I know are pretty f**kin' stingy LOL. So take that dumb@ssery elsewhere, RickyBobby)

[mattblancarte]

HOOOHOOOHOOOOOOoOoOoo

WOW. If THAT didn't confirm how pissy you just got, I dunno what could?! If we get to pick and chose pet names for each other, then I guess I'll call you Rick Astley, since we all kinda agree you look just like him lol (check yourself on 4chan hahaha).

Now, Rickypoo; I'm sure you control Libya's deficit and have utter control over polarity. Not only that; but I also understand that your earwax is made of nickels and your hairline is made of thinly woven Trillion-Dollar bills.

However, you still, have yet... to put up a single nuance of actual irrefutable proof that you have any of these things. You want me to register to be a speaker somewhere, pay the fee and go? Cool. Fack, I had a broke as hell friend who was a headliner event at some major cartoon convention. Her face was all over it. Does that make her Xenu, lord of Thetans?

No. (I use Scientology references because you remind me of Tom Cruise too for some reason. Heretofore, any point I refer to 'Tom', 'Rickypoo', Tommynoggins' or 'Top Gun', I am referring to you, Rick.

My parent's house rocks mine. It just does. I haven't been 40 years into the biz or accumulated what they have. My credit's about half as good, my cars are above par, but I simply lack the funds to afford what they drive. Does that mean I drive my (Insert whatever of 3 cars, 2 running 1 not-so-much) over there and take pictures of them all together, so I can boost my net-cred and claim I own a biz that affords me the ability to clone enough Eskimos to use them as a ladder and touch the moon?

Nope. I kept a very down-to-Earth pattern. I was doubted for the story, and proved that true. I was called out, and I answered. Now you're going to say 'Ok. I'll answer, but you gotta go first cuz I gots teh stagefright?'

Now, Rickypoo, I know it makes you mad to call your bulls*** out lol. I also know you're going to leave it all ambiguous, and always angrily stick to your claims. But I also know that you'll never give any substance. So afetr awhile of hearing hot gas and seeing a bunch of text, you're gunna gas out. Sorry, Mr Cruise (that one's you too, FYI); but it's just true.

I can sit on the net all day while I twiddle my thumbs waiting for an issue. Why? Because I'm getting paid for it:) Now, in your own claims, you stated that time was money, and that all distractions should be weeded out essentially. So then, you mean to tell me that your pyramid scheme is still up and running, without you on the phone bugging your friends?

LOL There's a few ppl here waiting for your response to something (you dont even have to post it here, you can email me and let us see lol)... We wanna know exactly what about Twitter was supposed to impress any of us?! LOL Chose your answer carefully, the way another chick here explained it was pretty straightforward "That'd be like you having a photobucket account and saying you're a biz Genius" LOL. Comments, Rickypoo?!?!?!?!

So yeah, good to see life kicking so much a** for you, Astley, you gunna release any new singles anytime soon? LOL

Can't wait to hear your answer.

Read the INC mag you freaking clown. You blow my mind, dude. So stupid, so lazy, so incapable of googling myself or my business. I was flown out to Florida, had my hotel paid for, and my business had a booth for free. You gonna make me show the receipt? Assclown.

You kept a down-to-earth pattern? You joking? You had some GF of yours co-sign a s***ty car so that you could have it faster? Then you kicked her out to "upgrade." Get your story straight. I think you meant to say, "I took out a risky financial partnership, and then I personally f***ed it up. This created more drama, which I love."

Basically all you said in your above paragraph is that you're a piece of s***, and that all you can do is cast doubt on those who intellectually destroy you.

Good day, clown.

[will_vicious]

Read the INC mag you freaking clown. You blow my mind, dude. So stupid, so lazy, so incapable of googling myself or my business. I was flown out to Florida, had my hotel paid for, and my business had a booth for free. You gonna make me show the receipt? Assclown.

You kept a down-to-earth pattern? You joking? You had some GF of yours co-sign a s***ty car so that you could have it faster? Then you kicked her out to "upgrade." Get your story straight. I think you meant to say, "I took out a risky financial partnership, and then I personally f***ed it up. This created more drama, which I love."

Basically all you said in your above paragraph is that you're a piece of s***, and that all you can do is cast doubt on those who intellectually destroy you.

Good day, clown.

Woah... calm down Rick Astley! You didn't destroy anything, you stopped being taken seriously the moment you f*kt up and let it out that you were indeed on a flight path to save your would-be hoe.

That's Right, Rick... we google everyone who posts, because they are the heart and soul motivation for an internet phenominon. (Actually, I really did run into one of your precious inventions the other day while searching on youtube for Terminator Salvation lol! 'never gunna give you up')

You still didn't answer our question, Mr Cruise! I wonder why that is?! LOL!

Got any 'Business meetings' lined up, Rickypoo? AHAHAHAHA

It is in fact a lovely day, thank you ma'am.

[Bumnah]

will_vicious has a pen15 of a little boy.

[will_vicious]

Read the INC mag you freaking clown. You blow my mind, dude. So stupid, so lazy, so incapable of googling myself or my business. I was flown out to Florida, had my hotel paid for, and my business had a booth for free. You gonna make me show the receipt? Assclown.

You kept a down-to-earth pattern? You joking? You had some GF of yours co-sign a s***ty car so that you could have it faster? Then you kicked her out to "upgrade." Get your story straight. I think you meant to say, "I took out a risky financial partnership, and then I personally f***ed it up. This created more drama, which I love."

Basically all you said in your above paragraph is that you're a piece of s***, and that all you can do is cast doubt on those who intellectually destroy you.

Good day, clown.

LOL (Since I see you have a difficult time with humorous mocking, I decided to reiterate it in a way that mimics your patterns of speech. It is as follows:)

Man you are such an ***hole who doesn't have 1 billion dollars in your sock drawer and you're a loswer because I have 9 cars and a space shuttle in my underground base. Don't belive me? NASA gave it to me (this is the interjection where you add 'evidence based further on the original lie)! Not only that, but myspace has a profile for me on it where my FACE is THERE! They gave me a private army of emo children who I use to pave my own drift track. Don't believe me? Come out anytime and see it! You're so shallow and I'm going to cry now.

(Insert pompous and vapid psuedo-intellectual catchphrase here: IE 'Good Day, Sir)lol

You're seriously classic, man. Seriously classic I can't f**king believe it's already 1, you sped my day up like crazy. Thanks, Rick!

[will_vicious]

will_vicious has a pen15 of a little boy.

Sometimes. and then you touch it and it becomes the pen15 of a Nigerian Sand Crane.

[ilovesideways]

You're a realy idiot...first off my dad is dead. Second off you are an ***hole, I am in school right now working on a degree, I graduated HS with a HS Diploma and an AA Degree. All you have clarified in this thread is that you are a shallow piece of s***. Some of us pay for school as we go along by having a job We don't take out huge loans to do it which is the epitomy of stupid, during HS I took night classes at the college through a program called Running Start so I could graduate with an AA so I could get a good job right out of Highschool and be able to pay for further education and not have any debt.

The AA qualified me for the job I have now and I am still taking night classes. $2200.00 really isn't that much...it is however too much to piss away by giving it to a junkie like you that will use it for gay hookers and drugs. I don't make nearly as much as Matt does but being 18 and making $25,000 a year while going to school and having no debt I don't think that's too bad. I don't have debt because I don't buy things I don't need or coerce people to buy them for me. I don't own my own house, but I do have an apartment. I own both my cars outright and paid cash for both of them...so yeah before you go calling people stupid look up the facts Will.

[mattblancarte]

Love it. I expected a complete dodge of the fact that you mishandled the car purchase. Keep the focus on me, Billy.

I personally don't, but my business partner does, actually. We're interviewing top affiliate marketers for a product we're launching on the 17th. It is a theme made for WordPress that is tailored to affiliate marketing.

Let me know if you ever wanna upgrade from those Kia's. I'll hook you up with a free copy of the theme.

[Bumnah]

Sometimes. and then you touch it and it becomes the pen15 of a Nigerian Sand Crane.

The name of the game isn't "What's in your mouth right now." Dumbass

[will_vicious]

You're a realy idiot...first off my dad is dead. Second off you are an ***hole, I am in school right now working on a degree, I graduated HS with a HS Diploma and an AA Degree. All you have clarified in this thread is that you are a shallow piece of s***. Some of us pay for school as we go along by having a job We don't take out huge loans to do it which is the epitomy of stupid, during HS I took night classes at the college through a program called Running Start so I could graduate with an AA so I could get a good job right out of Highschool and be able to pay for further education and not have any debt.

The AA qualified me for the job I have now and I am still taking night classes. $2200.00 really isn't that much...it is however too much to piss away by giving it to a junkie like you that will use it for gay hookers and drugs. I don't make nearly as much as Matt does but being 18 and making $25,000 a year while going to school and having no debt I don't think that's too bad. I don't have debt because I don't but things I don't need or coerce people to buy them for me. I don't own my own house, but I do have an apartment. I own both my cars outright and paid cash for both of them...so yeah before you go calling people stupid look up the facts Will.

Did the PanthaSeth kill him?

[will_vicious]

Love it. I expected a complete dodge of the fact that you mishandled the car purchase. Keep the focus on me, Billy.

I personally don't, but my business partner does, actually. We're interviewing top affiliate marketers for a product we're launching on the 17th. It is a theme made for WordPress that is tailored to affiliate marketing.

Let me know if you ever wanna upgrade from those Kia's. I'll hook you up with a free copy of the theme.

LOL the story doesn't really have room for any dodging. It kinda was what it was, Rick!

But you stiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll diidddddddddnnnnnnnnnttttt annnnnnnnswwwwwwwwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Let's make a NIC0-4chan merger. That might help you make some bucks hehehehehe

[ilovesideways]

Did the PanthaSeth kill him?

Is that the best you can come up with? Or did the rest of my post dumbfound you and make you stick your foot in your mouth? Bumnah you crack me up man feel free to join in with us ripping this piece of s*** junkie apart.

[will_vicious]

The name of the game isn't "What's in your mouth right now." Dumbass

I wasn't playing. It makes me ooze lulz-jooce all over you when you talk dirty.

LOL lemme guess, you're a friend of the family, eh? If we got an allstar cast over here (Flabbs, RickyBobby, and Rick Astley) who're you gunna be? I can't rightly name you 'till I know what your super powers are... you seem to lean towards sexuality-repression/projection... but we'll have to see yet still.

I might oughta start composing a b1tchslapping squad here myself. Getting pretty crowded in here LOL.

[will_vicious]

Is that the best you can come up with? Or did the rest of my post dumbfound you and make you stick your foot in your mouth? Bumnah you crack me up man feel free to join in with us ripping this piece of s*** junkie apart.

Valid question, RickyBobby.Did the PanthaSeth kill your sperm-creator?

And ripping apart? LOL Dude reality time yet again: 3 people laughing at work... are making jack@sses and out of all of your little pow-wow of people assembled at the gates to try 'n net-thug it up. You're helping to get outta here faster, Tally. We, at 4chan seriously looooove you guys