Sex in the S13

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I think Chris Rock and Gerald Lavert should do a "No Sex in the S13" song just like the "No Sex in the Champagne Room" one.


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i did it in the drivers seat pass. side and back

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not yet... maybe tonight, i have a date with this japanese girl that i met in hachinohe... i hope the mighty s14 passenger side be blessed tonight..

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wait wait wait.... ok this goes out to the guys with manual trannies.....

how hard is it to **** while getting road head LOL

thats some crazy **** right there!

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My girlfriend started giving me head in my truck once, I drifted over to the other lane not paying attention and almost hit a car (luckly the other car was a good driver). Never again.. It's really dangerous.

I'm 6'3" sex in the 240 is just too damn hard. It's not worh it. Plus, that's why I have this too:

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:yeah my chick started sleeping w/ other dudes... (bad memories) so anyways its been like a month and a half, but we did the back seat thing (COUPE... no seat fold down, just like 4" of backseat" and lemme tell ya, that thing behind the center console, the bump for the driveshaft, really really sucks. really bad on the knee.


there is something definitley wrong if you're still with her. Or, you're a swinger, then thats a different story :P

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Hellion240sx wrote:wait wait wait.... ok this goes out to the guys with manual trannies.....

how hard is it to **** while getting road head LOL

thats some crazy **** right there!


Hah hah...My girl TRIED to give head while I was driving but it wouldn't work. Lol...couldn't fit...I am 6' and 180lbs and shes 5' 7" 130lbs....she had to resort to using her hand; I managed to stay in my lane up until the fun part;)

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Hellion240sx wrote:wait wait wait.... ok this goes out to the guys with manual trannies.....

how hard is it to **** while getting road head LOL

thats some crazy **** right there!


It's interesting to shift while getting road head. It really depends on how good she is. lol If she's really good, just keep it in one gear if you can, because good luck shifting. If she's ok, you can put your arm over her to shift. Just expect to miss some gears though. :pface

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If I could get it done in an MR2 then an S13 should be no problem.

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Yeah seriously.

Its a ***** to shift...

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SilviaS14KA24DE wrote:there is something definitley wrong if you're still with her. Or, you're a swinger, then thats a different story :P


No, im not still with her, thats why its beena month and a half :( and hellz yeah man, it really sucked to shift. but she wasnt very good at head anyway so i could shift and stay on the road, only missed a gear once. but damn, after that "experience" in the back seat, i was limping for about a half hour, then i drove home (about an hour drive) and it was absolutely horrible on the knee. she wanted to go again like 5 mins after and so did I but the knee didnt want to have it... to this day she/ anyone els wont let me live it down. Wish i knew about the front seat trick tho, although it was in a busy parkinglot (at rhode island college) so that would have been pretty funny anyway (I have dark tint in the back so it was fine in the back)

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In an MR2? You're joking right?

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nope. not joking. MKII MR2.

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My goodness! That musta been some experience huh.

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not really, lay her over the center console, place some pillows in the driver's seat and voila.

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yeah i have missed shifts, down shifted, left it in neutral lol. its pretty hard shifting evevn if she is good, but i had to like raise my arm all the way over here and basically shift with my wrist LOL!!!

or, heh you can play red light green light LOL.... ya'll get that right ;)

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My goal is to get 2 girls in the S13 this summer. Now that would be a task and one to brag about. lol

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good god man... 2 girls is crazy but in the s13? thats sheer lunacy, and to be able to get it done and have everyone be happy... impossible. good luck tho.

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haha....it would be pretty near impossible to do, but i like those odds

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Madness!!!

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never having sex in a car again. back in my early HS years my g/f wanted to go while i was getting groceries in my dad's sentra. drove to the forest preserve, parked on what i though to be a deserted access road. it turned out to be a bike path. man, it was fun though, so when ppl on their bikes went by, i just started ignoring them. well, they found a cop and when i was backing down the road there was a car waiting for me :(. he moved out of the way and pulled me over as i started to leave.... got searched and all. fun times. my g/f at the time wasnt too bright and i told her to throw the box of condoms out the window on the way, but noooooo. she left it under teh seat, so the cops found an empty box cause she had the rest of them on her. they gave me a ticket for driving on a restricted access road/bike path and a court date. the judge told me im a moron and gave me 16 hrs community service. poor sentra.....

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In a B13 or 14? Either one would be damn hard to manuver in. They're so small.

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Bah, I have 3 girls in my car daily. Being a chauffer isn't something to brag about... :(

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haha.....not what I was talking about :pface

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matt4pl wrote:never having sex in a car again. back in my early HS years my g/f wanted to go while i was getting groceries in my dad's sentra. drove to the forest preserve, parked on what i though to be a deserted access road. it turned out to be a bike path. man, it was fun though, so when ppl on their bikes went by, i just started ignoring them. well, they found a cop and when i was backing down the road there was a car waiting for me :(. he moved out of the way and pulled me over as i started to leave.... got searched and all. fun times. my g/f at the time wasnt too bright and i told her to throw the box of condoms out the window on the way, but noooooo. she left it under teh seat, so the cops found an empty box cause she had the rest of them on her. they gave me a ticket for driving on a restricted access road/bike path and a court date. the judge told me im a moron and gave me 16 hrs community service. poor sentra.....


oh god thats halarious! im gonna have to try some of these techniques u guys have explained. a hacthback would be easier tho

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its a 97, so im assuming thats B13. we put the seats forward and all. it was kinda wierd though. my first time getting searched too. it was fun trying to explain to my parents why im 2 hrs late getting some bread and why there is all that mud on the car.

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NO! Trying sex in hatchback S13 does not change anything It's nigh impossible. Trust me. My friend and I (a girl) were talking about it. And we even mocked a couple of positions. She thinks its possible, but I don't think she understands that a pen15 (well a normal one anyway) can bend the way she wants it to bend for it to work. *shakes head* Women...

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Thanks to this thread I have recently gotten even more lucky in my S13. I convinced my girl to try what we have nicknamed as the 'highway trick'. Wich is head while driving,heh.

OFF-TOPIC:Sex in a Maxima? I just tried 69 for the first time in my moms 1997 Max SE (went somewhere about 2.5 hours away,and took the max to have more room to pack ****).

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Damn, I really shouldn't have viewed this thread. Now I'm gonna have to thoroughly inspect the interior the next time I buy a used car.

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kracker -- im telling your mother.

Why is this thread so popular? .. I thought it'd get a reply or two.. not 4 pages worth.. YOU ALL NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME GETTING SOME INSTEAD OF POSTING ABOUT "THIS ONE TIME, 3 YRS AGO IN MY CAR..."

- I have spoken. :)


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