Sex in the S13

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whiterps13
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i have a fold out bed in my hatch


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NISTECH wrote:When I as around you guys age[assuming here most of you are under 22] I had a 1974 econoline E300 van,fully carpeted rear paneled roof and mood lighting WITH,,you guessed it, a queen size bed and not to be with out the handy side bar. It was like having my own hotel room where ever I may have been. The pinto wouldnt cut it and the camaro was absolutly not happenin inside....lol
Good god, I want one. I wonder what a girl would think when you picked her up in that puppy. :thinker

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Watta ya think she thinks!!!!

kinda hard to hide a queen sleeper, its obvious...lol

"Hey baby,what'll ya have?" as I reach back to the cooler. Oh those where the days. Oh and BTW I had one of those converters you hooked to your altenator that had a 110v outlet in the van, so yes it was a refrigerator not an ice chest.

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That thing must have been awesome. :D

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the ammenties were, yes. but remember it was a ford. All the mechanical started deteriorating and after my wife an I got married it kinda lost its usefulness if ya know what I mean. ended up selling it for 400 bucks due to mechanical needs it was not road worthy when I sold it.

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I get it on all the time in my S13, the drivers seat, passenger seat, rear seat, the trunk of my coupe, and on the hood sometimes, there is always plenty of room for me and my hand. j/k

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DAMN! now THAT's pimp :cool u gat ya props dawg. sounds like a plan lol1) get a big friggin van2) take the extra matress in the house & sheets, thro it in3) get an ice chest lol(goin budget here)4) get some drinks & whipped cream & strawberries ;)5) get girl(s)6) get busy7) get a hitch to hook up the car

feel free to add subtract as you please

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Sounds like my buddies VW Bus. Nothing like a van where you could sit at a table in the back to have a few drinks, then fold out the bed...

Hands up for those who had their first time in a car:ylsuper

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my nickname for the VW vans was the luv bug

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It wasent just a shaggin wagon. It served its purpose on many occasion as being a moble party wagon. I am into sound systems pretty hard core so it had the tunes goin to. with wall mounted tower speakers. It served it purpose well for many a road side parties. Usually some where were there was an open quarter mile stretch of road. No I didnt race the van. I had a camaro too :D always had a driver to bring it down since he couldnt keep his car out of the body shop for more then a week at a time..lol

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so I am using my b/f sn but when we were in my uncle's s13 I just got on his lap in the passenger seat. It was really easy!!!

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I would bet half the people here are lying about their experience, but why not wet the hood and do it on the hood.. nice and slippery.

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:bearchug-->:cuddle

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Vengeance wrote:I would bet half the people here are lying about their experience, but why not wet the hood and do it on the hood.. nice and slippery.


yea lets see some pics we need proof...:ylsuper

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NISTECH wrote:yea lets see some pics we need proof...:ylsuper


I'm not so sure that would be a good idea, unless it's just the ladies, then by all means, take those pics.

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I was only kidding and really dont want to be responsible for starting that thread locking move...lol

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Instructions for getting your groove on in the 240 Hatch:

1) Park car2) Open Hatch3) Lay Girl on back with business end angled and resting above 240SX Logo4) Whip it Out5) Satisfy6) Drive Home

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drifts14x wrote:Instructions for getting your groove on in the 240 Hatch:

1) Park car2) Open Hatch3) Lay Girl on back with business end angled and resting above 240SX Logo4) Whip it Out5) Satisfy6) Drive Home


I knew I have been doing something wrong. I always forget step 4, dam* it. :mad:

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my seats recline until they hit the back seat which is almost prefectly flat. i havnt found it very hard to get it on with my gf

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This subject is all too timely. I had to do this tonight. I have a coupe and not a hatch, but it should be pretty much the same. Put both of the front seats all the way forward, then sit in the middle of the backseat with your girl on your lap. She can use the console for whatever leverage and support she needs.

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i need a new biatch.... haven't gotten any in almost two weeks :mad:

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Might take a longer if you refer to them as "biatches". Custom vans are very cool as shaggin wagons. NISTECH, can you post a pic of your van? I used to get a lot of action in college with a '66 International Travellall. (Looks like a durango but is as big as a suburban) It was the ultimate roadtrip-tailgating-drive-in movie love machine. I'm sad to say my 240sx did not attract women the way some of my other cars have done.

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Yea let me see if I can dig up some old photos. mind you the outside of it was NOT appealing to the eyes. it was school bus yellow with black stripes in the same fashion as the van in the TV show A-team. It was painted on by me and I gave the van an appropriate name, "The Bee-team". lame now, funny then..lol

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Dude Nistech, a shag wagon sounds like quite the prudent idea! Mayhaps that'll be the next project car with a velvet interior and decals on the side that says "***** Wagon" lol in either case, damn that's pimp man.

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I know once I saw an astro van in an import mag which was gold with metallic blue flames and accents, and it had metallic blue flame spinners, now that's hot...if that is not used as a ***** wagon the owner needs to be slapped soundly :slap

so bubba? how iz your 240 modded? if that don't get you ladies u need to spice she up or take a bath lol j/k

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In the S13, leaned back passenger seat and tried right side up. Tried again upside down (head toward floor board). Tried back seat sititng on him. (worked but not fun hitting head on roof) Ended up in the back seat. It worked just fine. ;) Fold front seats up and push them forward. Had couple shirts for a pillow. lol Might been a different story if the strut bar wasn't in the way. Just fold the back seats down and get in the hatch.

Proved it in the Plymouth Laser I had. Leaned back the passenger seat and it works.

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PantherRacer wrote:I know once I saw an astro van in an import mag which was gold with metallic blue flames and accents, and it had metallic blue flame spinners, now that's hot...if that is not used as a ***** wagon the owner needs to be slapped soundly :slap

so bubba? how iz your 240 modded? if that don't get you ladies u need to spice she up or take a bath lol j/k


Heh- Heh. Nah, bone stock. I sold it to a fellow NICOnaut last year. I thought my ol S13 was a sexy car but it just didn't draw the babes. My Z seems to attract women though. I've had several come up and talk to me about it. Kinda fun.

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tru tru sounds like u set now heh

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Wow Im glad I own a Maxima. Dont need to worry bout that minimal space crap. Not that I did the nasty in it though.

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Bubba, I bet it'd be really hard to try *anything* in the z. jdmfreak, what are you thinking?! ;)


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