Sex in the S13

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Okay, odd question I know, and I'm pretty sure its never been asked before, but what is the best way to get busy in an s13 hatch?

Lets just say that I found the front passenger seat a bit too low and unable to recline back far enough to be comfortably usable. (I used it anyway :ylsuper ) The rear seat just seems like it would be too small, and I thought about folding it down and using the hatch, but the hatch area itself looks too short to work.

I know I can't be the only one having spur of the moment urges and utilizing the car for a bedroom. The car is fast, and handles well, but a shaggin' wagon it is not.


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Fenvy
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front passenger is the only way

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drop the back seat and have some tinted windows and you can get some booty in the back on top or bottom lol

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1) drive to remote area2) gut interior3) perform sexual acts with person(s) over the age of 184) put interior back in5) go home

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^ someone seems to be a pro at it...

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thats y hes got them tinted back windows

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Hey any car can be a shaggin' wagon with the right person. It depends on what you want to do and how much time there is to do it.

1. Tiltwheel up, gearshift in first (ahem) 2. Hatchback- rear seats folded, front seats moved forward, seat backs full forward, soft blanket/sheet on carpet, good tunes on the stereo.

I think you and your date would need to be short contortionists to do it in the back seat of a 240sx, though contortionists are a fantasy for many guys.

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Get a 5"2 gymnist who could put her feet to ur roof

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I dated a girl that would be her feet behind her head, now that was just......yeah. :D Passenger seat has always worked for me. Just make sure you have the ebrake on, cause sometimes you can kick the car out of gear, which is bad.

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Bubba1 wrote:Hey any car can be a shaggin' wagon with the right person. It depends on what you want to do and how much time there is to do it.

1. Tiltwheel up, gearshift in first (ahem) 2. Hatchback- rear seats folded, front seats moved forward, seat backs full forward, soft blanket/sheet on carpet, good tunes on the stereo.

I think you and your date would need to be short contortionists to do it in the back seat of a 240sx, though contortionists are a fantasy for many guys.


Its not *that* hard bubba. Trust me.

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I always just pushed the front seats all the way forward, folded the back seats down, and used the hatch to have my fun. I'm 6' tall and I didn't seem to have much problem w/ it.

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i always just park, get out, and go into my apartment

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[ZERO-S] wrote:Its not *that* hard bubba. Trust me.


To find a short contortionist?? Heh-heh. I agree with you, but there are a whole bunch of cars better suited for lovemakin' than a 240sx.

I can tell you from experience that an old Gran Marquis with a big ol' bench seat, column mounted shifter and tilt wheel is a far superior shaggin wagon than a 240sx. American cars really do have their virtues...

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werd to that man...in my S14 passenger seat is always best for me :)

my girlfriend is a 5'2" gymnast though

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i fyou want it bad enough.. it won't matter where you are and what kind of car you ar in!!!

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no need for privacy just mount herass on the hood, you kids are just to modest sheesh.

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One time I just set her on the door sill cause I didn't want her azz to dent my hood. lol

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You need to date thinner women or quit slammin her so hard....lol

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hahahah yea man doin it in my hatch wasnt as hard as i thought. like other people said you need a hatch, seats down and forward and just slam her with her head between the seats.

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can't wait till I can do that lolol I just use w/e available lol

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This is the craziest thread I've ever seen on here!! I have to agree, that if you want it bad enough, it doesn't matter, even if you are driving a Mini (and I dont mean the new ones) I'd think you're S13 hatch has more room than my S14 does though.

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Assmunke wrote:hahahah yea man doin it in my hatch wasnt as hard as i thought. like other people said you need a hatch, seats down and forward and just slam her with her head between the seats.


lmao....oh man, that one made me laugh. The comment about her head between the seats just made that post very funny.

And the girls I date are skinny, was just being cautious about denting my hood. And who wants an *** print on their hood. :pface

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an *** print is a mark of conquest :D you can brag bout it lol

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hmm...never thought of it that way before

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blacks13ek wrote:Get a 5"2 gymnist who could put her feet to ur roof


make that 5'3" and you got my girlfriend :D

shame i have no room in the vert for doing the fun stuff

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damnit. i have an S14... but i just dumped my g/f anyway. i do know a girl that can fit under the dash area in teh passenger seat though, do some sucky sucky (and she's asian). just get a sentra. got busy in one, then the cops got busy searching me, my car, and my g/f at that time....

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if i ever really want to get serious about getting it on in a car. It will be done in an explorer, or a volvo wagon. they have massive back room

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u wanna know the epitome of massive back room? suburban, expedition those big vans....hmmm americans sure know how to make ***** wagons lolthose things are almost the equivalent of a hotel room lol

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Delivery van, like UPS style. You can get a bed back there, sound system and it would just be the shi*. It would be PIMP and get all the fly ladies.

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When I as around you guys age[assuming here most of you are under 22] I had a 1974 econoline E300 van,fully carpeted rear paneled roof and mood lighting WITH,,you guessed it, a queen size bed and not to be with out the handy side bar. It was like having my own hotel room where ever I may have been. The pinto wouldnt cut it and the camaro was absolutly not happenin inside....lol


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