School Sucks huge.....Burnt rice

[stretch240sx]

yeah it was funny.

i was talking to my friend about my car and this dumb ricer was sitting next to us. we were talking about what i should do to my car. i mentioned oding the 180 tail light con. and the kid goes no way you should get altezza's. i was like "YEAH TTHATS WHAT I COULD DO!!! THEY WOULD LOOK SICK!!!!" and me and my firned just started laguhing and went on. and then i mentioned keeping my stock seat cause i like the feel of em (but i reallly like the feel of momo's... wish i had the$$) and he was like you are so gay, if you went to the track with stock seats youd get made fun of... i looked at him then said "what car you drive?" "pimped out civic." started asking him what he had... his answer should have been "riced out civic..." then i said " you know what.... if you went to a real track with real cars, and started sputing off, youd get laughed at, at the least..." and walked away....

GOD I HATE RICERS

thats all we have... then we have like a few good cars the kick it in the lime light and wait to roll on some riced out civic....

[shinobi]

I have never seen a riced 240, if I ever did, I would cry on the spot.

i have last time i was at the tracks there were two ugly a$$ fastbacks... the only 240s there were riced out... what a disgrace.

[Onizuka]

I HATE F"IN RICE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there on every god damn peice of **** ricer car They had better never make them for the 240

[Onizuka]

and i hate bling bling and all of that other dumb s***....

yo yo yo yo chizeck out my dubs on my phatty '93 s*** box. its off da hook ma brotha. yeah so what if my car is pink, i spent all my bengemins on my 500 pound wheels......

[nametakennow]

Alright, I'll list off some crap. Since most people get a new or practically new car they don't have to pay for at my richie-prepo-school.The Good: My bro's A4 1.8T (he's paying 10 grand of it, so I don't want to hear it) chip and exhaust, TT bypass valve, and tomorrow he's getting a new wheel liner, better breathing for the intercooler, clear sidemarkers, new slotted brakes up front with anti- dust pads (he basically never has dust anymore); Talon TSi modded, but not sure what; bro's friends 95 240 SE soon to have an SR once he sells his Stanza; nonturbo Supra (guy didn't drive stick til he got it, just got a new clutch apparently... oops); WRX (except the painted calipers, the BOV and clear sidemarkers are fine); at a nearby rival school there's two twin black GS-T Eclipses, fast as hell, so no one gives them crap about a sticker; and there's apparently a silver Integra GSR around town that's Turbo with the loud as hell BOV to prove it; I'll just mention one more, the crazy V8 Firebird, that things is so loud, holy crap, he shook our car when he drove by, and he's got the power too.The Bad/ Ugly/ Fugly: I'll just mention a few, but there's tons; green and white Civic with Type-R written across the bottom, greem rims, BMVW banner, altezzas, and yes, AUTO, with some fat chick driving it; the Prelude w/ Supra spoiler, used to have big yellow R on back, big bumper, and a chick we call "Fat Bastard" for a driver; yellow Camaro V6, the paint isn't stock, hurts to look at, chrome dubs; countless V6 Mustangs with V8 style exhaust, its funny to see one chrome tip and one just metal; white Civic with combat kit or something and rims; black integra with massive kit and rims, stock brakes; Esi Talon with fart can and general ugly-ness; gray CRX with gray rims that are way to bif for the car and massive fart can; countless other crap with fart cans. That's my rant, there's more, this town sucks that way.

[Antyoo]

Im new to this forum, i drive a 97 celica(or as Xero put it, the 4 eye one) and in a few months im getting my uncle's 1991 240sx le

every one that said it is right. You havent seen rice till you get out in SoCal. they are every where. neons, focus's, civics, and integras. i have seen it all unpainted body kits and huge *** aluminum wings and coffe can mufflers

Then there are the domestics(or should i say dumestics). we got the ***holes in the chevy trucks that always pass you even if you 10 over the limit or the old 60's mustangs that are everywhere.

i have a friend or two in each category. one has a gmc sierra and always has the pedal to the floor.

i got another friend that has a badly done 1972 el camino ss clone that he thinks is the ****

and i have a friend with a 94 gsr who also thinks his car is the **** always sayin that the gsr is fast and the others are slow and i always so no, its just not as slow. but since he got is 600lb stereo, he is no longer fast

i just dont like to argue with them about it. but when i see a ricer, i go for the kill.

back when i first got my celica i wasnt thinking, i should have gona for a newer 240sx(being rwd and having more power) but i like the look and the biggest and best part is, I HAVE THE ONLY ONE IN MY SCHOOL! there arent any 240's in my school but there are plenty of them in ricer form in my city.

before FNF came out, i was just planning on getting a small 2 door car and just drive it. but now that the aluminum wings are everywhere it pisses me off, expecially the sound. that made me decide to make my car eat rice(fwd aint the best platform, but it is what i had) when my car was stock i was beating the non vtec civics and integras depending on how they drove and what they had under the hood.

but now, i have a t3 turbo, 300hp capable eclipse intercooler, and 2.5 inch turbo back exhaust with a hidden 4" magnaflow muffler running stock height and 14" stock wheels with hubcaps. the inter cooler is a side mount so it is not very obvious and i have silenced my bov. that's right, its a sleeper, lol

i try not to talk about my car in school cause it only causes stupid arguements but every one knows the car(2000 people at my school and i park right by the main entrance)

i have never been reved at by anyone other than a few of my friends, most ricers that i race start it by rolling up and laughing at me, then i roll down my window and say somthin like "you ****ed up your car with that airplane wing" or "no matter how hard you try, its still a honda" then when the light hits green i let them get ahead by two car lenghts then floor it. then if im lucky i we stop at the next light and here something like "lets do it for real now" that's when i floor it off the line and leave them way behind.

I'm gettin the 240sx to do the same thing, only im gonna make it really powerfull and not a sleeper, my celica is really at the point where fwd is annoying(torque steer) and i need another project car

best part is, i can race a ricer every day and there will always be more, and oh yeah, they dont talk about me because they dont want to admit that they lost or if they do, i walk up to them and either ask if they want a rematch, or just laugh at them and say, if you say so

[GodDrivesA240sx]

Well I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but the new movie that is comming out that is like fast and the furious, except with bikes, is going to be great. Not because it'll actually amount to a movie, but because all the ricers will see it, then go sell their civic, buy a yamaha or suzuki or whatever and then go kill themselves on the bike. Ricers will eventually fade away and I will once again rule the land.

[DJ Nism0]

Man... my school has rice from hell.There is tthis one vato that has like a 87 accord.. it has a a metal wing and a racing stripe.. Then there is this group of kids who have basically nothing done to their car. they always check their cars out eveyrday before and after school. They also rev the hell out of their cars trying to show off infront of everyone. These are the cars that they have:civic eclipsesunfire -_-;

There are also some cars with altezzas of course.

However, my school has a couple bad *** cars:

300zx TT (stillen tuned/stillen body kit/stillen exhaust)except now its just one T, retard blew a turbo

Then theres a 97 TT supra

and then my favorite being an Audi S4.(the guy who owns it is only a FRESHMAN.. damn rich *** parents)

My friend has a 240sx SE, its stock.. the car had eyelids on it when he got it.. and they make the car look sooooo drifterish.

[Onizuka]

my freind has a really nice 1989 accord, its got balls. lots of good non-ricer stuff on it. when ever he thinks of going the ricer route i hold him back and say "resist the urge to rice" and it works.

Friends don't let friends rice in public

[fliprayzin240sx]

Hey JSpec Tuner...where in philly are you at? If your down for a meet out in NJ go check out importfanatix.com. They setting a pretty big meet out in Menlo Mall out in New Brunswick/Rutgers area. Usually got the 240 crew from NY coming out so the turns outs always decent.

[golfboy240sx]

I agree with everybody, especially the one about kids playing with their cars before and after school. Got the usual Civics and Accords. Have to say there is some nice cars like a Hummer H2 (christmas present, BASTARD), a couple of Porsches, and some nice Mustangs my friends drive. Two days ago, was walking through the parking lot and see this kid jump out of a 99 civic si, so lowered that he can't go over speed bumps and if he does he drags on the top of the speed bump. Anyway, he is sitting while the crowd grows and he starts revvin up. Well he gets a little frisky with the gas and blows his ****** engine. My friend and I almost fell over laughing because I couldn't believe it. Come to find out he has already blown 2 other engines (LAMO). I drive a 90 240sx but I don't ever say what I drive so I don't have to hear it from the ricers. My couple of friends know their stuff and they are the only sane people to talk to. I ended up talking to some ricers the other day and they are talking about strapping a turbo on their bad A** civic. I ask them if they are going to do anything else to support the turbo, they tell me no, they apparently don't need anything (YEA RIGHT). These ricers just don't give up of trying to race, I was at a light the other day and a kid pulls up next to me in some kind of Honda with the monstrous front body kit sticking 3 feet out in front of the car, and the usual 3 foot high wing. Anyway, he starts revvin up and I just sit there looking at him. Light turns green, I punch it a little and just chirp the tires, left him sitting in his tracks. Sorry about the long post, one more thing. I was talking to the kid parked next to me today, and he tells me that his 98 dodge intrepid will run 102 in the quarter, what the ****? I didn't say nothin to him but I wanted to tell him I don't think that his car would possibly do 102. RICERS BLOW!

[scruf1986]

Ok ill just give you the worst car I have seen at U of H. Man. 87 Honda Accord. Huge aluminum wing. Faded paint. Can for a muffler (tip from Auto Zone), the sound system shakes the car, nice shiny covers for rims, and omg stickers omg. The exhaust was ducke taped with the tip. It was nasty. Then, yes there is a then, he came out of class and was talkin **** about my 240. Cause its three colors because i was in a reck. So I had to buy a new bumper and things like that. Its all red but different red. So I was like wait a minute. That's your car? It was fun from there. But wow. I almost threw up.

[JamesT43]

A few days ago I saw a probe with tiger striped interior, a glued-on hood scoop, quad exaust tips (yes, huge civic mufflers x4), tail-light covers, and two wings. I'm not talking about a bookshelf/double wing, he had two completely independant supra style wings on the back of the car...

Ah, almost forgot - purple and yellow paint scheme.

[BB Turbo]

Hey nametakennow, which school did or do you go to, when i was living in atlanta, i lived in dekalb countyu and went to peachtree middle school, i wouldve gone to dunwoody high school but i had to move

[Structure240sx]

Yo silvialuvr, yea im in sicklerville 5 min from depfort. its no joke the crap that goes around here. yea i spent money i shouldnt have on a body kit but its the same as black240 but with the bomex eye mask. so yea so much honda crap around here they get altezzas and a muffler and think they are great. even though im still auto i havent been beat by a honda yet. too bad i wont be driving it for the next couple months as im saving a lil more money for the sr and 5 spd swap. even worse tho the car im gonna be using,91 celica 5spd, has a fart can and missing 2 hubcaps ill be as bad as the civics around here

[St. Silvia]

Forgive me 240 brothers for i have sinned..i have a confession to make...my friend riced his s14 and i was unable to stop him. The automatic maroon he bought in 95 now has an erubuni kit, aluminum wing, black eyes, a apex rip-off fart can cat back, and those GOD DAMN windshield L.E.D's. In my own defense though, when i initially chose to associate with him he was going to buy and install an SR but lheost much of the money paying off debts incurred by his gf...still it hurts to see him so far gone...sigh

[themadscientist]

just cap him, you would do it for a crippled dog wouldn't you?:slap

[Setsuna]

Well you don´t see any ricers where i come from. So i WANTED :withstup to make my SX look like a ricer, but now after reading this here i don´t want to have such kind of car.

Thanks alot guys from keeping me away from that!:peace

[BB Turbo]

Good idea setsuna, im glad and happy that we have let you see the light and ricers are bad.

[Stee Flo]

There are some riced out 240s out there. In fact a saw an s13 with a big APC sticker on the windshield the other day. My friend saw an s13 with a riced out bodykit and aluminum wing, and to top it off it had a GTR emblem on it.:oface

[BB Turbo]

Well, just yesterday, i saw a rainbow painted mustang with an aluminum wing , CF hood, and to top it off, the gt-r emblem, now if thats not rice, then i dont know what is.

[Setsuna]

I would not say that ricers r bad, they are just freaks!

My SX would have looked like this...

[stretch240sx]

with out the wing and the non painted CF hood... that dont look that bad. i dont think that should be clasifei as a ricer... (if thats what your trying to say...)

[r34 gtr]

the other day, my friend and i were in his 1994 ford explorer xlt, and we were stopped at a light, IN FRONT OF THE POLICE STATION. this ricer (typical civic ex with ironing board wing, body kit and painted brake drums) pulls up looking like a jackass with the seat fully reclined, holding himself up by wrapping his wrist around the steering wheel and revs (there was a line of about 6 cars in front of each of us). the light turns green and we pull away with the line of cars, my friend gets around them and were going about 10 over for about a mile and a half when i hear him say "whoa! damn, he almost stuffed it into that pt cruiser!" i didnt think much of it because i had just seen it pull out in the other lane. then about 10 seconds later, this ricer comes by us going about 30 over, changes across 2 lanes, locks up the brakes, and turns down my street in front of us. we then proceeded to lay down the ford muscle and catch him. it was all really sad, i had no idea we were even racing. ill bet he went home and told his friends we were driving a corvette z06 or something. i wanna see him again, either in my 240, or in my friend's porsche (which we werent driving because it was getting the calipers rebuilt).

[nametakennow]

Hey nametakennow, which school did or do you go to, when i was living in atlanta, i lived in dekalb countyu and went to peachtree middle school, i wouldve gone to dunwoody high school but i had to move

It's been a while since you posted this, but I just noticed it. I'm at Starr's Mill (Pretty new school, about 5 yrs or so. One of the top couple in the state, wait... GA is 50th, ****it!). It's sorta on the Fayetteville/Peachtree City line in south Fayette County. Really incredibly affluent area, so people get all kinds of cars.

[Silvia007]

with out the wing and the non painted CF hood... that dont look that bad. i dont think that should be clasifei as a ricer... (if thats what your trying to say...)

So just because a 240 has a aluminum wing makes it instant rice??

[SigmaNIN]

hey all... fanny azz stories i tell ya. But i got the king of em all baby.. I live in michigan and i'll tell ya all this is the rice capital of the world!!!!! U guyz talk about rices out civics (hey i own one) like it that bad???? try what me and my friends have to pu up with, a kia(wtf) rio witha alum wing ans hella stickers cuz his paintjob is messed up... and the sick part is that thay have a team of kias that try racing, lol WTf.

[SigmaNIN]

ohhh yeah check this page out http://WWW.riceboypage.comits hella funny

[stretch240sx]

Quote »So just because a 240 has a aluminum wing makes it instant rice??[/quote]

no. i just dont like the whole alum wing and half painted body parts.,...

[Silvia007]

no. i just dont like the whole alum wing and half painted body parts.,...

Understandable.