questions that piss you off

[krimsonviper]

[numbnuts240]

speaking of racist, i get this one quite often:

do you speak english?

[MellowZ32]

I wonder why!

[fiznowler]

[breadbox]

I hate....when someone is at your house and they are like, "this is cool, can I have it?"

Its not like it happens all the time but it happens and I want to heave large objects at them, at that juncture.

[AppleBonker]

"Is it in yet?"

[fiznowler]

I only asked that one time and I was pretty drunk give me a break.

[ADDirishboy]

I'm an actor and I find it annoying when a stage manager knocks on a dressing room door and asks "are you decent?" Of course not! I'm a freaking actor! This might be funny only to people who are into theatre.

I told my stage manager that I was decent once and she walked in on me naked with a hard on. She was like "I asked if you were decent!"

My response: "Oh, you didn't clarify what at. I assumed you wanted to know if I was decent in bed."

She was a lesbian and didn't think it was very funny.

[breadbox]

I am amazed at how some people are completely weirded out by nakedness.

So you just already had a hard on anyway and someone happened to be asking at the door?

[ADDirishboy]

It was high school. I was 18. I always had a hard on. s***, I still always have a hard on.

[danshaz82]

when im talking on the phone or im texting and some one asks who it is.
"oh who is that?"
"who are you talking to?"
"who are you texting?"
s***, let me finish my god damn conversation before you butt in asking who it is

[Legion76]

I used to work at Hertz Car Rental at the small local airport. The most often asked question that irritated the piss out of me was "Ya'll rent cars?" One time I looked right at a guy and said "Nope, only airplanes and helicopters" He walked away, dumbfounded.

[AppleBonker]

I told my stage manager that I was decent once and she walked in on me naked with a hard on. She was like "I asked if you were decent!"

My response: "Oh, you didn't clarify what at. I assumed you wanted to know if I was decent in bed."

So what you're saying is you lied either way?

[troskinatior]

I work at six flags so I get tons of horrible questions.

-Ill be standing infront of a ride and they will ask me were that ride is, I understand if its a small kiddy ride but when theres a giant sign that is light up there is no reason for that.

- Or I'll be walking around wearing a dress shirt and pants, a tie, a walky talky, name tags, and carrying a pan and broom and people always ask me if I work there. WTF so in my free time I dress up and go to six flags so I can sweep up trash

[danshaz82]

WTF so in my free time I dress up and go to six flags can sweep up trash

[tm1218]

Q: I heard you were talking s***, is that true?
A: Yes, I was.

Q: Were you flirting with my girlfriend?
A: Yes, I was.

Q: Did you throw that?
A: Yes, I did.

Q: Do you have a dollar?
A: Yes, im about to spend it.

Q: Do you drift your 240?
A: f*** you.

Q: Want some?
A: No, if I wanted some I would have taken it from you.

Q: Can you fight?
A: ...punches them in face...

Q: Do you want any sauce?
A: Um, yeah. Who the f*** eats dry chicken nuggets?

Q: Are you being a smart a**?
A: Yes, I am.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Hit my head on a curb at a bus stop when I was 6, got a 4" scar, really deep, had blood gushing out and was all over my face and on the ground. Lady comes up to me 'Are you ok?'

I just f*** rolled down a hill, hit my head on the curb, and am bleeding profusely. Yes, I'm doing just fine thank you very much. No, it's ok, don't call 911, this happens all the time, I got this s*** handled.

[jeenadee]

mine is in reverse...i hate when i say " whats up" and the dumb*ss i ask says "whatever is not down" or looks up and "the sky"

makes me want to punch them in the face.

[breadbox]

It was high school. I was 18. I always had a hard on. s***, I still always have a hard on.

Word.

So you're a thespian?

[Ajax]

I'm an actor and I find it annoying when a stage manager knocks on a dressing room door and asks "are you decent?" Of course not! I'm a freaking actor! This might be funny only to people who are into theatre.

I told my stage manager that I was decent once and she walked in on me naked with a hard on. She was like "I asked if you were decent!"

My response: "Oh, you didn't clarify what at. I assumed you wanted to know if I was decent in bed."

She was a lesbian and didn't think it was very funny.

Awesome. So you learned that lesbians have no sense of humor.

[skydragoness]

"So do you have an SR?"
At an autocross last weekend:
"Do you drift?"

[nissangirl74]

speaking of racist, i get this one quite often:

do you speak english?

So do I. Apparently a southern accent doesn't always translate well out here in AZ.

[PEZi]

i'm surprised this one didn't get posted yet....

"hey! that thing got an SR?"

FACE... PALM

[Razi]

Sky posted that already
Do they ask that about your truck as well?

[ADDirishboy]

Word.

So you're a thespian?

Yuppers.

So do I. Apparently a southern accent doesn't always translate well out here in AZ.

When you first moved out here and I met you guys for the first time, your accent was pretty heavy. Still easy to understand though. Your accent has since lessened, but it's still there.

[PEZi]

Sky posted that already
Do they ask that about your truck as well?

oh... i didn't look very hard at all the responses lol

and yeah... they ask that sometimes.... but i can't tell you how many times we got asked that on pike's peak with ken's 240

[Razi]

SR is the extent of everyone's knowledge on the 240sx.
A guy asked me that once, when I said "no I turbocharged the stock KA", then he became completely lost and asked me if that was possible.
+1 for Ken having a KA-T.

[PEZi]

well... people get lost all the damn time just telling them about my truck....

does it have an SR? no

so it has a KA? no

oh... so it must be an L series!? ............. no

[nissangirl74]

"is that your car?" (as I am getting out of it) - usually the Cube

"you know how to drive that thing?" (again, as I am getting out of it) - usually the Roadster

"he lets you drive his truck?" (this person usually gets flipped off)

"where are you from?" If I happened to be in a smart-a** mood, the answer is usually "Boston." That REALLY throws people for a loop.

"why?", "what's that?", "what does that do?", "what is that button for?", "do cats fart?", "why is the sky blue?", "why is pee yellow?", "why can't I jump off the house? I have my Superman cape on!", "do I HAVE to?" (the parents will appreciate these)

[Razi]

well... people get lost all the damn time just telling them about my truck....

does it have an SR? no

so it has a KA? no

oh... so it must be an L series!? ............. no

"is that your car?" (as I am getting out of it) - usually the Cube

"you know how to drive that thing?" (again, as I am getting out of it) - usually the Roadster

"he lets you drive his truck?" (this person usually gets flipped off)

"where are you from?" If I happened to be in a smart-a** mood, the answer is usually "Boston." That REALLY throws people for a loop.

"why?", "what's that?", "what does that do?", "what is that button for?", "do cats fart?", "why is the sky blue?", "why is pee yellow?", "why can't I jump off the house? I have my Superman cape on!", "do I HAVE to?" (the parents will appreciate these)

Man I used to ask my parents soooo many questions, sometimes I'd get up at night and wake them up to ask a question.

Also, while I'm talking to some random stranger that claims to be a car person:
"So..who did the work on your car?"
"Um...I did"
"How?!"
"I'm a car person, I like working on cars."
*silence*