questions that piss you off

[hbpignosePA]

i get alot of stupid questions at work..........

is your soup homemade?- no its cambells

is the veal real? i really dont have an answer to this, what is fake veal? it sure as hell isnt tofu

[93coupe]

Did that hurt?

[breadbox]

Well apparently, the store location I work at used to be a lock smith, pilates studio, and other things I am sure.

Today a lady comes in.

"Where is Commonwealth Lock?"

I have no idea.

"It was here."

We've been here since Oct 2008.

"So where did the lock smith go?"

I can look it up online, give you the number and you can ask them.

"Well I guess I haven't been here in over a decade."

[jbracy7]

s*** me to

[cellardoorv]

Did that hurt?

What? When I fell from Heaven?


Got this question today. I work at a pharmacy, slangin' drugs, and someone comes to pick up their prescription.

Customer: "Hi, I'm picking up for last name XYZ"
Me: [looking in computer to verify amount of ready prescriptions] "Okay, just one?"
Customer: "One what?"

One f*cking banana. What the f*** do you think?

[AppleBonker]

Do you have a drive through window at your pharmacy? If so, have people ever pulled up and asked you to grab them a gallon of milk or some other food item? My friend (who is a pharmacist) used to get really pissed when people would do that while she was a tech.

[cellardoorv]

Do you have a drive through window at your pharmacy? If so, have people ever pulled up and asked you to grab them a gallon of milk or some other food item? My friend (who is a pharmacist) used to get really pissed when people would do that while she was a tech.

Yes. I always tell them no. Lazy f***. The only time I bend is if it's a pharmacy related item, they're getting a prescription with said requested item, and they look like they're beaten up. IE, bandages, Tylenol, etc, but even then, I rarely do it. People are so picky. I'm not running back and forth wondering if you want non-stick, 2 or 3 inch, capsules or tablets.

I also get "can you give me cash back?" Yes. I am an ATM. Give me your PIN. I'm trustworthy. I promise.

[krimsonviper]

Here is a text message conversation between me and a friend of mine. This isn't exactly a question that pisses me off, but this happens so damn much with the same damn person I get pissed off...

Him: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Nothing
Him: You hungry?
[At this time, I actually was hungry and was thinking, "Sweet we can go get something to eat and have some more friends come along and I won't be bored"]
Me: Yeah, actually... I'm starving...
Him: Ok cool, well I just ate.

[I didn't even reply back.]

What kind of sh*t is that? GOOD GRIEF!
I'm kinda pissed now by just thinking about it!

I've done that just to be a jackhole to my friend! He's a biggie so it's even more hilarious!

[polk240sx]

questions that piss me off

"Is that you car?" after i step out of my car.
"do you drift your car?"
"do you have a turbo?"
"what kind of car is that?" i tell em its a honda

the one that really make mad is
" are you selling your car?' i dont recall ever seeing a for sale sign on it.

[CRyan]

It was high school. I was 18. I always had a hard on. s***, I still always have a hard on.

give it a few more years.

"Didn't they make the 240 FWD, too?"

A drunk - "Why do I always do (insert stupid move) when I drink?!"

From Census people-"are you male or female? Caucasian? Mexican? African American?"

Seriously, I could understand if there was a questioning look about me, but unfortunately i'm a white. (hangover reference. Don't get offended.)

Oh yeah - one more - "Why do you watch car videos?"

"Why do you watch p0rn? Or Adult swim? Hell, I don't know, because I find it friking disgusting to see nice cars."

[CRyan]

There are people out there that actually think Rhode Island is in New York?

Yes... I'd go so far as to say that the majority of people in Mississippi have no idea what/where RI is, or really anything between New York and Maine for that matter. It'd be interesting to see them attempt to draw a map of the US... New York would share a border with Maine, which would probably contain the north pole.

Don't hate, I'm in Jackson. . .

But its very true. Hell if I remember correctly, I read something as to 32 percent of Mississippi is illiterate. Are you KIDDING me. Not only do we (papasmurf and I) live in the 2nd most obese state, we also live in the most retarded. Oh, and racist. Along with ignorant. But then again, the ignorance comes with the racism. Smurf is up in some very Ku Klux Klan related territory, he lives near a college that has/had a Confederate Colonel as a mascot. And in the 80's waved noose's and confederate flags at the recreational games. hotty toddy.

[MellowZ32]

I like turtles?

[chompsticks]

Can I have a diet coke with that?

[breadbox]

A drunk - "Why do I always do (insert stupid move) when I drink?!"

I love this question. It means they are easily influenced by the power of suggestion.


I hate when I ask people who are having an obvious difficulty if I can assist them and they get mad like I'm taking the joy out their mundane task.