Orgasm or laughter?

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Laughter is the face orgasm. When you laugh, the private organs must go, "What the heck was that? I thought we were in charge of fun!" It must freak the ol' nads out. I imagine there's a running competition between the sex drive and the sense of humor. A battle between the funny bone and the boner. Which can cause more pleasure? The ha ha or the oo la la? Comedy or hot dripping sweaty naughty good times? Which begs the question: After you share a big hearty laugh with someone--the kind that makes you convulse with nasal snort noises--do you still respect each other in the morning? Do you avoid each other, then bump into them at the water cooler and sheepishly go, "So. Things got weird, huh? I laughed. You laughed. One thing led to another..." Ever look at someone and go, Man, I'd sure love to get together with that piece of funniness and laugh and laugh till milk shoots outta me. That person will make milk come out my nose over and over and over again. Ooh. Yeah. Tell me the one about the rabbi and the penguins, baby... Right there... Yeah... Ah! Ah! AH HA HA HA HA HA! -T.

taken from sinfest

sinfest.net

-chet

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

what in the hell have you been drinking and can I have some of it?

Post by **Aries** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I agree with Mr1der...CHet...Have you been into Fred's stash again?

Post by **C-Kwik** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Can't you do both? LOL

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I mean, I suppose you could laugh and orgasm at the same time....

but wouldnt that freak out your partner?

"hahaha....oh baby...HAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA"

that would seem a bit odd.-chet

Post by **themadscientist** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Can't do it, you would explode:oblivion:

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

nah, I bet it's possible, I'll be the guinea pig, now, who's the lucky lady?

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Exar-Kun wrote:I mean, I suppose you could laugh and orgasm at the same time....

I always wonder if that's what's going on with HKC when she types, "WHAHAHAHA!"

Frightening but cool.

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Orgasm? What's that?

Post by **Touchdown038** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Obviously all the leg humping on NICO isn't doing it for you.

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

<*hitman leaves the room before he says something that would compromise his esteemed position within the NICO ranks*>

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

ahahahaha, too late Hitman!

perhaps I need to work a little higher:D

wait, we're not talking about a paper folding art are we?

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

LOL I have to leave the room for a second too, my stomach's hurting from laughing so hard.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

haha, success! according to Exar Kun, she just felt my love:D

Post by **Touchdown038** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Mr1der wrote:haha, success! according to Exar Kun, she just felt my love:D

Lucky guy, always getting the girls to feel your "love"

Post by **themadscientist** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

eeewwww!

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

oh man, going on that logic, I think a lot more guys have felt my love...

hey Ace, you got anymore of that gum?

Post by **Touchdown038** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Mr1der wrote:oh man, going on that logic, I think a lot more guys have felt my love...

hey Ace, you got anymore of that gum?

HAHAHA... thanks for the great laugh.

But don't think that I'm feeling your love either

Post by **kambob** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Ok ok No more Man love and im not laughing

lol lol :help

Post by **89240sx** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

This has to be one of the best threads ever.

You have never laughed during an orgasm?? It's great! I do it all the time...

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I would think it would be a little disconcerting for a guy if his sex partner laughed during sex.

Well there's worse things a man can hear, like he's working up a sweat and his lover asks him "is it in?" or "I wish you were black."

Someone laughing during an orgasm is just plain weird. I've also heard confessions of people doing strange stuff like breaking into a sob or twiddling their fingers and toes, you know, that exorcism thing. Weird. :rolleyes

Post by **MainEvent212** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

haha well i mean, ive seen shuddering, n shaking legs...or just overall trembling...never twiddling their fingers and toes...lol or breaking into a sob...that'd pretty much shut down the operation right there....same goes for the laughing...forget that, i get one laugh and i'm outta there

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Yeah, I'm gunna have to say laughter would possibly :chainsaw my ego. =\

And I *am* half black...from the waist down. :naughty

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

HAHA! Reminds me, I used to hear some hilarious stuff while I worked at the college health clinic. I'm talking flat-out hilarious comments people would say to another when having sex.

Stuff like...

"You do it better than a lesbian!""It wasn't as bad as I thought it' be....the alcohol sure helped""Get off ya *** and make me a sammich, biotch"LOL I can't believe some people.

While we're on the subject, here's an orgasm joke I thought was pretty funny:

Two old ladies are cycling down a cobblestone road,one of the women says "strange, I haven't come this way before",the other responds, "yeah me too! I must be the cobbles!"

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I'd just lay there and tell you what you're doing wrong.

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

AZhitman wrote:I'd just lay there and tell you what you're doing wrong.

LOL And I'd respond, "I love you so much AZHitman, that I, Madison Brouchard, would like to give you the greatest, most sensational minute of your life and LIVING IT UP AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA!"

At which point, your alarm clock goes off and you've realize you just done glazed your hands and soiled your Depends undergarments with baby batter again.

j/k I love ya!

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

victim_of_a_down wrote: ...the greatest, most sensational minute of your life...

Don't over estimate him. =\

Post by **Phax** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Exar-Kun wrote:sinfest.net

:ylsuper

Post by **I30T** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

victim_of_a_down wrote:LOL And I'd respond, "I love you so much AZHitman, that I, Madison Brouchard, would like to give you the greatest, most sensational minute of your life and LIVING IT UP AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA!"

You're probably gonna want to change your name now.

Now.

Post by **MainEvent212** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

:ylsuper, oh man, you're the best!

victim_of_a_down is my newest favorite nico member lol

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