Orgasm or laughter?

[Exar-Kun]

sinfest.net

totally great stuff, read the other "resistance" writings for more greatness.-chet

[AZhitman]

LOL - Maddie's definitely gotten me figured out.

p.s. Did I mention I'm "fixed"?

[Mr1der]

ah ha! you really are a dog!

that reminds me of the Joan Jett song "Now I wanna be your dog"

that song rocked...

oh, and remember, the Minute Men helped make this country:D

[SmithSR]

Hey, my dad worked on the MinuteMan.uh.. huh huh hhuuhuu huh hhuhh:)

[TurboKA37]

[quote=" SeVa-S13 [BAnd I *am* half black...from the waist down. :naughty [/quote]

so does that mean you are half the size of a full black?

[Josh]

I would think it would be a little disconcerting for a guy if his sex partner laughed during sex. Well there's worse things a man can hear, like he's working up a sweat and his lover asks him "is it in?"

Hehe, thats when you reply.... "No... I'm done."

[victim_of_a_down]

LOL - Maddie's definitely gotten me figured out.

p.s. Did I mention I'm "fixed"?

You mean to tell me the HITMAN shoots blanks?

You're probably gonna want to change your name now.

Now.

Don't worry, I planned ahead, the last name's mispelled on purpose AND it's only part of my full name.

Hey here's another raunchy joke for ya.

There are two sperm and they're swimming and swimming and swimming for what seems like eternity. They're starting to get exhausted and one sperm says to the other, "Do you think we should pull over and ask for directions?"

The other sperm replies, "Naaaahhhhh, who needs friggin' directions?! Not me, no siree! I've got a gut-instinct when it comes to female plumbing."

"Well, if you say so."

So, they keep swimming. Finally, they see another sperm, who's looks almost dead, and decide to stop and ask for directions. They ask, "Do you think you can help us get to where we are going?"

The almost dead sperm says, "I'll try, where ya going?"

The two sperms reply, "Well, we're trying to find the fallopian tubes so that we can try and fertilize the egg."

The almost dead sperm just starts laughing, deliriously. The other two sperms look at one another, somewhat confused, and ask, "What's so funny?"

The almost dead sperm finally regains his composure and replies, "Well, you guys have a long way to go...... you're still in the nasal cavity." :ylsuper

[Jesda]

Oh man, if a girl laughed in bed, and I wasnt tickling her, she'd be outside, in the cold, on the curb, and her clothes would be tossed out right behind her!

Man Im such a scorpio.

-Jesda

[SmithSR]

[quote=" victim_of_a_down you're still in the nasal cavity.[/quote]

Guilty, but she never let THAT happen again.

[Mr1der]

atleast they got past the ear drum:D

[szh]

This definitely ranks as the funniest thread ever at NICO!

Z

[AZhitman]

LOL @ 1der (as usual).

Maddie, it's true - Been firing blanks for 5 years. 3 kids appear to be the cause, although the vet says it's to keep me from peeing on the shrubs.

[A_Rivers]

although the vet says it's to keep me from peeing on the shrubs.

I thought it was other cars tires??

[AZhitman]

That too.

Damn electric fence almost got me back in '89.

[SmithSR]

<-- in '89, i was 11

[victim_of_a_down]

That too.

Damn electric fence almost got me back in '89.

That was you???

[AZhitman]

<-- in '89, i was 11

I know - Your babysitter says you were a pain in the arse.

Tell her the HITMAN says Hi - and tell your folks sorry about the sheets.

[victim_of_a_down]

I know - Your babysitter says you were a pain in the arse.

Tell her the HITMAN says Hi - and tell your folks sorry about the sheets.

AZHitman, the babysitter says HI and "coins won't be accepted anymore, but the next one's free."

[Mr1der]

leave the man and his piggy bank alone mean lady!

he really should look into the coinstar things though, they don't take but like 5 cents to every dollar or so I think...

[AZhitman]

Hell, she still owes me change.

I put that little girl through college.

Hope we didn't keep you kids awake...

[MainEvent212]

in 89 i was 3...what the hell is this thread about anyways? lol

and just as a rule of thumb...if she smiles you did good, if she laughs you definately didnt...now if she's straight up knocked out...you did damn good...either that or you're too rough :pface

[Mr1der]

but what if you make a funny o face?

or you can't seem to stop shooting?

pure comedy...

[BB Turbo]

LMAO, you guys are dirty, just dirty. In 89, I was 2.

[Mr1der]

ha! I was 7:boink!

yeah, that's right, I'm an old man too:(

well, rather the world's youngest dirty old man:D

[BB Turbo]

Ha! Your my brothers age. But my brother is a man whore he b itch.

[Nismo_Freak]

Speaking of man whore he b itches ... where did Chet go?

HITMAN did it the old fashion way with a rubber band, back in the day; slightly after man invinted the wheel and before the bronze age.

[victim_of_a_down]

Hell, she still owes me change.

I put that little girl through college.

Hope we didn't keep you kids awake...

"You call yourself the HITMAN? Your magnum looks more like a water-pistol.""Aww, it's hiding.""Let me go grab my magnifying glass/tweezer set.""Ewww, there's a nightcrawler in your lawn!""Do I need a splint to prop that up?""You sure this is sanitary?" "Wake me up when you're done." "I found this at hardware supply store, isn't it neat?"

Those comments haunted my childhood.

The constant headboard banging, various mammalian grunts/noises gave me the impression the Harlem Globetrotters and Barnum and Bailey Bros. circus were holding a double-bill nextdoor.

[Mr1der]

damn shame you never had a gardner like me then, I like to keep the lawn trimmed and free of worms(I don't need their help with my up to date fertilizers), I DO however find snakes to be helpful, though some when get scared and shriek when I show them mine, then there's always the ones that wanna touch it and hold it...

[Anand]

"You call yourself the HITMAN? Your magnum looks more like a water-pistol.""Aww, it's hiding.""Let me go grab my magnifying glass/tweezer set.""Ewww, there's a nightcrawler in your lawn!""Do I need a splint to prop that up?""You sure this is sanitary?" "Wake me up when you're done." "I found this at hardware supply store, isn't it neat?"

Those comments haunted my childhood.

The constant headboard banging, various mammalian grunts/noises gave me the impression the Harlem Globetrotters and Barnum and Bailey Bros. circus were holding a double-bill nextdoor.

I swear the more I read your replies, the sweeter you get!!!

again... if you are ever, ever in Southern Cali.... don't hesitate to call me up! I'll show you around... :naughty

[Sopdadope]

NICO has livened it up since I left.

Victim, I'm the one you're looking for and I don't mean that in a leghumper kind of way. In one of the other threads you were looking for the person who dropped a written invite on your ride at Burlington. Bald asian dude. Running suit. Anime. Suncoast. All that ring a bell? Oh and just another thing, I was browsing through your worksite and noticed that you just happen to work in Allston? My sis lives there, right off the Charles. It's not that far away from this small indie theatre right off of Andrew (sp?) St. playing My Neighbor Totoro and other Miyazaki stuff. My sis backed out so, open invite. Glad you're enjoying the off-the-wall stuff here, welcome to NICO.