Orgasm or laughter?

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

STALKER!!!!

ahem, just kidding man:D

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

WOW!!! Madison sure is funny as hell. This is deffinately one of the funniest threads Ive ever read. Oh and if the girl laughs, I say **** it. That dont bother me noe bit. Unless she says stop Im gonna keep goin.

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Sope, I thought you were slogging through water buffalo dung in the far east?

Welcome back to the good ol' US of A!

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Yea are here to stay or just visiting. And hows the motor scooter?

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I'm confused. Maybe I'm just an asian square from the midwest.

Orgasms, babysitters, electric fences, cartoons, and water buffalo all in one thread!

*adjusts his necktie*

-Jesda

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Hey thats how we do. Same in the noodles thread. It'll eventually get back on topic somehow. Then it'll stray off topic again.

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

<-- Runs back to "Infiniti General" where its safe and cozy, and there's milk and cookies.

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

that's all I have to say.

-chet

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

<-------- Runs back to infiniti general so he can laugh at old people fall

Hitman Fears no ball chopping COUNT!

Post by **Sopdadope** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

victim_of_a_down wrote:The constant headboard banging, various mammalian grunts/noises gave me the impression the Harlem Globetrotters and Barnum and Bailey Bros. circus were holding a double-bill nextdoor.

ROFLMAO! That explains the whips, clown make-up and those greasy, foot-long jerry curls.

AZhitman wrote:Hell, she still owes me change.

No doubt caused by ramming your heads against the headboard. She forgot to hook you up with the customary Senior Citizen's discount.

Man I'm gone for six months and lil has changed. Old timer Hitman's still hunting for fresh poontang pie, trying to spread his fertilizer like a damn cropduster. lol Thanks Greg, how's it going? Yup I'm back, gotta get a p/t job and finish my schooling, maybe move on to grad school. Had to cut my trip short, I'd walk to Catmandu and back again for some tail like VoAD's.

JDM-thanks for your concern. The motoscooters deal was no biggie.

Hey VoAD, don't sweat it, you can thank me later. lol You're a bigger movie buff than I thought. I'm a big, big fan of Yimou and Kar-wai, I'm familiar with Ozu but Teshigahara's a name that's not registering right now. Did he direct The Eel? Tokyo Story is a movie that's inifinitely watchable for me, in my opinion the film's a textbook on how to do simple family dramas right. It's great that you'd be willing to join me, there's not a single soul I know that'd watch these sorts of movies with me, they'd usually settle for mindless Hollywood schlock like FnF or Torque. For the record, the theatre's called the Brattle and unfortunately Totoro and TOB aren't showing anymore. BUT have no fear, they're showing Manhattan this week and I know all the chicks dig Woody (no sexual innuendos intended, honest). Your piece on acting was beautifully-written, the Bard would've proud. We have lots in common, asian cinema, anime, infiniti's, preaching and throbbing libidos, heh. Maybe the divine powers are trying to tell us something?

PS VoaD, I didn't get any email from you? The one listed on through NICO is inactive, shoot me one at [email protected].

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

yeah, I'd like to tag her too

same can be said for a lot of the NICO honeys though

perhaps I can get them to throw a "hey, lets get drunk and screw" party with me:boink

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Highly unlikely 1der. There's still that 5% chance though. j/k

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

so you're saying I have a chance! Oh man this is great!

yeah, I can't remember the entire quote from Dumb and Dumber, but damnit, you get the point!

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

LOL @ Sope - Guilty as charged.

You guys think I'm bad online, wait 'til I hit Kentucky - I'm sure there's a few "crops to be dusted" in that neck of the woods...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

You're a dirty man AZ.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

AZhitman wrote:LOL @ Sope - Guilty as charged.

You guys think I'm bad online, wait 'til I hit Kentucky - I'm sure there's a few "crops to be dusted" in that neck of the woods...

god knows we'll find them all, I'm loaded with "pesticide"!

see how they like a dose of vitamin J up there!

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Didn't get the nickname out of a Cracker Jack box.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

what the hell are you drinking tonight hitman?

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Chocolate milk (the cheap kind) straight outta the jug.

Gotta wash down the pork rinds.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

IDK, but Im quite sure its good. Any way I wish I could come down to Kentucky to spread my black pride, but looks like Im not gonna make it.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

I'm jonesing for some energy drink right now, or some Yoo Hoo...

this sucks, I have 3 dollars until friday...

stupid *** gunshow, I DO however have a stungun now though, only having 3 bucks is a small price to pay for random burn marks on my body...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Yea skwerel said you took one to the arm too.

Post by **hatebobbarker** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Mr1der wrote:yeah, I'd like to tag her too

same can be said for a lot of the NICO honeys though

perhaps I can get them to throw a "hey, lets get drunk and screw" party with me:boink

seriously nissan forums have the hottest girls of any car forums.

Post by **victim_of_a_down** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Sope thanks for the compliments.I'm the same way with movies. I couldn't get any of my friends to see the movies I've been dying to watch even if I held a gun to their heads. Okay enough hijacking this thread, you have mail this time, i promise.

Post by **hatebobbarker** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

i do extra work sometimes out of boredom, i was just in some film about female circumcisionit showed at some palm springs film festival.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

that's pretty cool, I got this crazy idea to be a screen actor, will it happen? you damn right! Glamour or not, I just find it fun to entertain people, usually through comedy (seems to be the easiest, can't really get all dramatical in life and have it be amusing)

I dunno, it'd be cool to nail models and have a bunch of neat cars too, cuz I'd get that you know cuz I'm the ****in' man!

Post by **hatebobbarker** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

imho models are boring, and not attractive up close.they have a certain "look" and it doesnt transalte to the real world.you know the girls that fight in the miller lite commercial?i see the less filling girl on a daily basis, shes just really tall, only decent looking. course i see her in her sweats.

but yeah the car would ****ing rule

Website · Post by **TurboKA37** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

what? you see her on a daily basis? hook me up! yea, i agree about models having a certain look that i dont find attractive but im talking about run way models, the ones that are extremly tall and skinny. i like a girls that have a little meat on their bones, not just pure skeleton

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

right on TKA! skinny girls I feel I'd break, I want girls that don't mind wrestling and getting a bit rough...

tom boys rock!

Post by **jdmfreak** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:29 am

Also needs a nice butt.

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