Learned'd VIII: Less Bewbs, Same Nonsense

[PEZi]

^ this guy.... he has numb nuts....

[frapjap]

my life would be so much sweeter, and poopier, if i wore depends. i've cleaned babies' asses, but i really cannot imagine cleaning my own a** after i've been sitting, stewing, and festering in my own poo

One of my brothers got so hammered on a cruise excursion that he s*** himself something epic in the mall. While returning to the cruise ship on the shuttle boat, he proceeded to hurl into a 10 gallon bucket, which caused a chain reaction puke-fest from another 20-30 passengers. When we got to the gangway, he (inadvertently) spit on that country's equivalent of a TSA agent who became PISSED and told us to "get on the f***' boat." We rode the elevator (stuffed with other people who were subjected to his stenches) up to his room where I told him to strip down and get in the shower. He started singing a Cher song while I hosed his puky front and isht covered arse with the detachable shower head.

[sx moneypit]

[numbnuts240]

^ this guy.... he has numb nuts....

yup. apparently it's caused by too much masturbatlon. how can something that feels so good, not feel at all?

[Dattebayo]

I have invented the perfect start to the week, food poisoning! Yay!

The last 24 hours have been fun. Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, cold/hot flashes and crippling body pains all over. I couldn't sleep all night, so I had to call off today and miss a whole day of scale pay in B-more. Fu*k.

At least the doctor was cool and gave me a few Percs to settle the pain thing so I may be able to sleep.

[float_6969]

Sounds terrible! I've never had food poisoning, but I HATE being nauseous, so I can only imagine it being akin to my worst nightmare.

[Dattebayo]

The body pain is so bad I can only climb stairs one at a time, one foot after another.

[sx moneypit]

Yep,food poisoning sucks.
Good morning folks!

[frapjap]

Sounds like someone had some bad Mexican!

Morning Ben. For some reason I thought you had an S13?

[sx moneypit]

Mornin' Ray!

Nah,it is an S14.One of these days i will get some pictures posted of my cars.

[numbnuts240]

it's nice that i can communicate with my new boos through text, but it also sucks because i have to be super conscientious about what i text to who. also, the radio on the other side of the room just turned on by itself. i'm scared.

[numbnuts240]

also, one of our product lines are these



i'm currently sampling the one on the left. while it doesn't taste bad, i really feel like i'm sipping on a bottle of semen.

[WDRacing]

I have invented the perfect start to the week, food poisoning! Yay!

The last 24 hours have been fun. Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, cold/hot flashes and crippling body pains all over. I couldn't sleep all night, so I had to call off today and miss a whole day of scale pay in B-more. Fu*k.

At least the doctor was cool and gave me a few Percs to settle the pain thing so I may be able to sleep.

Food poisoning sucks. I had dysentery once in Thailand...at one point I was so dehydrated and feverish that I was hallucinating about cia operatives in my hotel room. One of many memories from that particular deployment

[sx moneypit]

it's nice that i can communicate with my new boos through text, but it also sucks because i have to be super conscientious about what i text to who. also, the radio on the other side of the room just turned on by itself. i'm scared.

Alarm go off????

[numbnuts240]

i have no idea. it hasn't turned on since i started here two weeks ago. i would guess that one of the drivers is pranking me, but they don't have access to the office area when i'm not here.

[sx moneypit]

Oh,so you are at work?? That is weird!

[numbnuts240]

anybody in here have any experience with withdrawing money from an annuity?

[sx moneypit]

Mornin' folks!

[frapjap]

Morning Ben!

Whats been up man? Just hanging out and working? Any more trips planned? Still considering packing up and heading out west?

[Bubba1]

it's nice that i can communicate with my new boos through text, but it also sucks because i have to be super conscientious about what i text to who. also, the radio on the other side of the room just turned on by itself. i'm scared.

Alarm go off????

The ghost of Nala.....

[Bubba1]

Food poisoning sucks. I had dysentery once in Thailand...at one point I was so dehydrated and feverish that I was hallucinating about cia operatives in my hotel room. One of many memories from that particular deployment

I guess no one could argue you were full of shiat that day. Food poisoning FTL anytime. Though the last time I got it, I lost a few unwanted pounds, but it was not a fun way to accomplish it.

[sx moneypit]

Morning Ben!

Whats been up man? Just hanging out and working? Any more trips planned? Still considering packing up and heading out west?

Mornin' Ray!

Yep,but work has slowed up a bit since Thanksgiving.
Gonna head up to St Louis and see my older sister around Christmas.And yeah i am still planning on moving west but it will be a year or so before i do that.

How is everything with you?

[sx moneypit]

And,good morning Joel!

[frapjap]

You'll get to have solid summer tires year round soon! My summers are useless, hard blocks of rubber under 40 degrees; but it gets the Miata sideways.

Things going okay here. Applying for a senior position in the company that purchased us. Re-doing my resume to be tailored to their company since mine was previously broad to cast a wide net of positions. They already know what I do, so its more of converting it to show my value and contributions to the business the past 5 years. Something about a CV style resume? I'll have to research that.

Otherwise, passed a big certification exam to become a certified food scientist (as if the education I have didn't justify my position or something) but it came at a good time since I just applied for this one and its significant.
IF I get the job, it helps us get to the goal of getting Lindsey and I up to New Hampshire in the next 2 years or so and put our butts in rocking chairs on a porch in the fall with a view of the mountains. Also, no income tax, wooooo!

[Bubba1]

And,good morning Joel!

Good morning!

[Bubba1]

IF I get the job, it helps us get to the goal of getting Lindsey and I up to New Hampshire in the next 2 years or so and put our butts in rocking chairs on a porch in the fall with a view of the mountains. Also, no income tax, wooooo!

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Plus NHMS has a great road course ideal for Miata's......

[frapjap]

IF I get the job, it helps us get to the goal of getting Lindsey and I up to New Hampshire in the next 2 years or so and put our butts in rocking chairs on a porch in the fall with a view of the mountains. Also, no income tax, wooooo!

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Plus NHMS has a great road course ideal for Miata's......

Does it now?
Do they require roll bar, harness, and sport seats, too?

[Kompresshun]

Afternoon gents. I hate being sick... I just got over a stomach bug last week and now I feel like i'm getting a cold

Do they require roll bar, harness, and sport seats, too?

That won't be a problem for me

[Bubba1]

Depends on the club renting the track. Most will require at least the roll bar. I know it's known as a NASCAR oval, but the road course is surprisingly technical with signficant elevation changes. It's also compact which is advantageous to nimble cars like Miata's and Loti. I've been there a few times, it's a fun track.

[WDRacing]

Ended up renting a house instead of buying. Couldn't find anything that made me want to own it. Accept for maybe one but the driveway was gravel and incredibly steep. So steep that just driving up while it was dry, at a very low speed - basically just crawling, had the tires shooting out rocks and slipping near constantly. The damn thing already had one switch back in it too! My wife was having none of that, she already dreams that we meet our doom with me behind the wheel as we careen off something very high and plummet to our certain death.