Agreed. If I needed a minivan, it'd be Grand Caravan all day long. For EVERYTHING ELSE today, GM has what I want. Except Midsize sedans, since the Malibu is stupid. Of course the Fusion is Ecoboost-only so there's no winning there, either. I feel really bad for anyone needing a midsize family hauler these days. You get to choose from two categories: crappy cars with great powertrains, or great cars with hippie-a** powertrains. Fail either way.
Also:
Used tires FTW. I picked up a set of four lightly-used (~900 miles) Maxxis MA-V1s for $375. Not bad for practically-new 17'' tires. I've never run a Maxxis tire before, but I figured for the price it was worth the gamble. They seem pretty sticky for an all-season, so I expect maybe 30k miles out of 'em. Maybe fewer considering the way I drive. We'll see how they get along in the rain. The tread design is pretty blocky so I'm hoping they'll be fairly competent in the snow (lack of siping means they're going to be useless on ice, though).
I drove back from Utah on them (about 220 miles) and was pretty pleased. Ride quality is pretty damn good, and they're very quiet. But they're still a performance tire and do a good job of keeping both ends stuck to the road until I tell them to do otherwise. Grip's pretty predictable, and throttle steer's nice and easy to manage.
It's nice to have the same tire front and back again. I've been running super-cheap (heavily) used tires in pairs and moving them frontward as they wear. Problem with my last combo was that the Pilot Super Sports on the back were WAY grippier than the Pilot HX MXM4s on the front. Really killed the car's balance in corners.